Elisha Cuthbert has seen better days

November 7th, 2006 // 122 Comments
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I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at here. The email that went with them said it was Elisha Cuthbert but I’m thinking the sender must’ve gotten mixed up and sent in pictures of the old bag lady that lives down the street. Hey, if you’ve got hot Elisha Cuthbert pictures you don’t want to share that’s cool man, but don’t send in this crap pretending it’s her. Or at least find a crazy old grandma that actually looks like her, and not just some random woman you saw lumping her way down the road.

Thanks to Lee for the pictures. Maybe ‘thanks’ isn’t the right word.


  1. mmbelle

    omg are you serious? THAT is the chick from love actually ?

  2. tweetyeyes

    who?

  3. notmeganharris

    Nuh-uh. That can’t be her. No way.

  4. biatcho

    why in christs good name do female celebs insist on carrying expensive bags when dressed like common street trash?

    And can anyone disseminate what is happening with the footwear & the bottom of the “pants”. I’d swear they were stirrups but i don’t see the stirrup parts. I love when little sluts turn fat & puffy.

  5. mikeski

    The Hobo Next Door.

  6. BeautifulNightmare

    OMG.. I feel so unfish worthy… I have no idea who this chick is!!

  7. I CAN’T MASTRUBATE TO THIS.

    o.k. barely

    http://www.celebslam.com

  8. commissioner

    On my worst day . . . . . .

  9. ‘MASTURBATE’ DAMMIT

    See, I can’t even spell right

    http://www.celebslam.com

  10. jrzmommy

    who the fuck is Elish Cuthbert and why the fuck is she wearing sweatpants and leather boots at the same time?

  11. Zeebrat

    If you don’t know who she is, google her. Then come back flip out cuz it’s scary how much different someone can look if you have a stylist and make up artist to work on you.

  12. JoBOO

    She doesnt look that bad.

  13. biatcho

    jrz, she’s the daughter from 24 and the high school chick who fucked Luke “The Godfather” Wilson in Old School.

  14. RichPort

    Whew, I thought it was another ugly fucking Kristin Dunst post…

  15. jrzmommy

    okay, let me google.

  16. I would still hit it. Even on Sunday!

    She’s a Canadian import you know?

  17. BeautifulNightmare

    OK, found out who she is… WTF happened to her? Are we sure this is her?

  18. Chef

    Looks like the walk of shame.

    She spent the night with some dude and is wearing his clothes home…with her boots.

  19. PapaHotNuts

    Is that Terry Schiavo?

  20. Precisely

    She just looks like a homeless woman who scrounged up some change to get a tall one from 7-Eleven

  21. Pagan Queen

    I would wear that to scrub my house, but NOT to go outside, expecially if I were a celebrity.

    What are they thinking? Where is the glamour? yeesh!

  22. commissioner

    I don’t even clean my house looking like that. That look is reserved for day four of the flu, on the way to the hospital for a couple of bags of IV fluids.

  23. combustion8

    no way thats her, I just recently saw a halloween pic of her and she was smoking hot.

  24. NotANiceGirl

    Nice cankle boots! WTF is she thinking?

  25. sexybitch

    Everyone’s entitled to an off day. But a lifetime’s worth all at once?

  26. pinky_nip

    @20: Nah, She doesn’t have the tube accessory.

  27. polypam

    However haggard she may look, I sort of like that she doesn’t consult her stylist before running to the corner store on a lazy Sunday morning (hello, Nicole Richie?). And I still like her tons more than Lindsay and the rest of the celebutards.

  28. BarbadoSlim

    lookin’ kinda rough..

  29. PrettyBaby

    Oh shit, she better sex it up if she hopes to keep a shred of a career.

    Some ideas-
    * Clean your damn self up
    * Lose or gain weight or get pregnant
    * Be seen swapping spit with either Brandon Davis, Stavros or That Other Rich Little Asshole

  30. jrzmommy

    Commish: DING DING!! So I googled her, and went to look at her picture closer and some inescapable porn site comes up. I’m waiting for the call from IT that says I’ve been fired.

  31. I’m more interested in that sticker on the back window of that truck. Is that a chic humping something?

  32. PrettyBaby

    Funny! Was this Elisha character in any of the porn scenes?

  33. PapaHotNuts

    @27- Her tube accessory is in my pants. You may have it also.

  34. NipsyHustle

    dove tried to warn you guys but noooooooo. you really think people walk around looking F-I-N-E all by themselves. it’s a fulltime production to provide illusions. just ask disney

  35. Binky

    I guess she’s sick of that hockey player she was going out with and now trying to impress Keanu with her fashion sense.
    But, seriously I think they should give those ’24′ actors more than an ‘f’in’ cat nap.

  36. BigJim

    She looks like this most of the time, which is why I only do her doggie style.

  37. Anida S. Hower

    that is definitely her. those pants with those boots make me itchy. check out her harry right arm in pic-04.

  38. commissioner

    jrz- Just tell the IT guy you were looking for election results, as they pertain to your field.

  39. jrzmommy

    Baby: I don’t know I furiously clicked like a motherfucker trying to get out until I just turned my computer off completely. Man! I hope it wasn’t one of those stupid sites that’s now gonna start sending me emails. Oh fuck. Hee. If it weren’t me but someone else I’d laugh.

  40. NipsyHustle

    this looks like shanna moakler. damn, travis is straight thug to put his baby mama out on the street wearing walmart, clutching a gucci bag, remembering what once was.

  41. grateful

    Britney Spears filed for divorce! Perezhilton.com !!!

  42. pinky_nip

    @34: I like it when we play “feeding tube”.

  43. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She looks like an albino Megan Harris.

  44. commissioner

    #42

    I’m so happy for her! Just like I said, all she needed was a divorce attorney to complete her transformation.

  45. NotANiceGirl

    #42 I’ll be looking forward to seeing the actual documents on thesmokinggun.com!! It is about time!

  46. grateful

    right on ! @45

  47. jrzmommy

    good for you Britney. Now, just take some diction lessons, get some common sense, lose another 30 pounds, get some talent, go to parenting classes, get a tubal ligation, learn math, stop dressing in horrible clothes, put the Cheetos down, and stay away from Anna Nicole Smith and you’ll be just fine.

  48. PrettyBaby

    #42 Woo hooo, hope that’s true!

  49. PrettyBaby

    Now kristin the K-Fed Cocksucker will have a chance!! What a great day!!

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