I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at here. The email that went with them said it was Elisha Cuthbert but I’m thinking the sender must’ve gotten mixed up and sent in pictures of the old bag lady that lives down the street. Hey, if you’ve got hot Elisha Cuthbert pictures you don’t want to share that’s cool man, but don’t send in this crap pretending it’s her. Or at least find a crazy old grandma that actually looks like her, and not just some random woman you saw lumping her way down the road.
Thanks to Lee for the pictures. Maybe ‘thanks’ isn’t the right word.
mmbelle | November 7, 2006 at 12:26 pm
omg are you serious? THAT is the chick from love actually ?
tweetyeyes | November 7, 2006 at 12:26 pm
who?
notmeganharris | November 7, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Nuh-uh. That can’t be her. No way.
biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 12:30 pm
why in christs good name do female celebs insist on carrying expensive bags when dressed like common street trash?
And can anyone disseminate what is happening with the footwear & the bottom of the “pants”. I’d swear they were stirrups but i don’t see the stirrup parts. I love when little sluts turn fat & puffy.
mikeski | November 7, 2006 at 12:31 pm
The Hobo Next Door.
BeautifulNightmare | November 7, 2006 at 12:32 pm
OMG.. I feel so unfish worthy… I have no idea who this chick is!!
CelebSlam.com | November 7, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I CAN’T MASTRUBATE TO THIS.
o.k. barely
http://www.celebslam.com
commissioner | November 7, 2006 at 12:33 pm
On my worst day . . . . . .
CelebSlam.com | November 7, 2006 at 12:33 pm
‘MASTURBATE’ DAMMIT
See, I can’t even spell right
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 12:33 pm
who the fuck is Elish Cuthbert and why the fuck is she wearing sweatpants and leather boots at the same time?
Zeebrat | November 7, 2006 at 12:33 pm
If you don’t know who she is, google her. Then come back flip out cuz it’s scary how much different someone can look if you have a stylist and make up artist to work on you.
JoBOO | November 7, 2006 at 12:36 pm
She doesnt look that bad.
biatcho | November 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
jrz, she’s the daughter from 24 and the high school chick who fucked Luke “The Godfather” Wilson in Old School.
RichPort | November 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Whew, I thought it was another ugly fucking Kristin Dunst post…
Mojo | November 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
ouch..
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 12:37 pm
okay, let me google.
Brain Embolism | November 7, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I would still hit it. Even on Sunday!
She’s a Canadian import you know?
BeautifulNightmare | November 7, 2006 at 12:41 pm
OK, found out who she is… WTF happened to her? Are we sure this is her?
Chef | November 7, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Looks like the walk of shame.
She spent the night with some dude and is wearing his clothes home…with her boots.
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Is that Terry Schiavo?
Precisely | November 7, 2006 at 12:42 pm
She just looks like a homeless woman who scrounged up some change to get a tall one from 7-Eleven
Pagan Queen | November 7, 2006 at 12:42 pm
I would wear that to scrub my house, but NOT to go outside, expecially if I were a celebrity.
What are they thinking? Where is the glamour? yeesh!
commissioner | November 7, 2006 at 12:49 pm
I don’t even clean my house looking like that. That look is reserved for day four of the flu, on the way to the hospital for a couple of bags of IV fluids.
combustion8 | November 7, 2006 at 12:49 pm
no way thats her, I just recently saw a halloween pic of her and she was smoking hot.
NotANiceGirl | November 7, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Nice cankle boots! WTF is she thinking?
sexybitch | November 7, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Everyone’s entitled to an off day. But a lifetime’s worth all at once?
pinky_nip | November 7, 2006 at 12:52 pm
@20: Nah, She doesn’t have the tube accessory.
polypam | November 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm
However haggard she may look, I sort of like that she doesn’t consult her stylist before running to the corner store on a lazy Sunday morning (hello, Nicole Richie?). And I still like her tons more than Lindsay and the rest of the celebutards.
BarbadoSlim | November 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm
lookin’ kinda rough..
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Oh shit, she better sex it up if she hopes to keep a shred of a career.
Some ideas-
* Clean your damn self up
* Lose or gain weight or get pregnant
* Be seen swapping spit with either Brandon Davis, Stavros or That Other Rich Little Asshole
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Commish: DING DING!! So I googled her, and went to look at her picture closer and some inescapable porn site comes up. I’m waiting for the call from IT that says I’ve been fired.
Zanna | November 7, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I’m more interested in that sticker on the back window of that truck. Is that a chic humping something?
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Funny! Was this Elisha character in any of the porn scenes?
PapaHotNuts | November 7, 2006 at 12:58 pm
@27- Her tube accessory is in my pants. You may have it also.
NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 12:58 pm
dove tried to warn you guys but noooooooo. you really think people walk around looking F-I-N-E all by themselves. it’s a fulltime production to provide illusions. just ask disney
Binky | November 7, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I guess she’s sick of that hockey player she was going out with and now trying to impress Keanu with her fashion sense.
But, seriously I think they should give those ’24′ actors more than an ‘f’in’ cat nap.
BigJim | November 7, 2006 at 1:00 pm
She looks like this most of the time, which is why I only do her doggie style.
Anida S. Hower | November 7, 2006 at 1:00 pm
that is definitely her. those pants with those boots make me itchy. check out her harry right arm in pic-04.
commissioner | November 7, 2006 at 1:01 pm
jrz- Just tell the IT guy you were looking for election results, as they pertain to your field.
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Baby: I don’t know I furiously clicked like a motherfucker trying to get out until I just turned my computer off completely. Man! I hope it wasn’t one of those stupid sites that’s now gonna start sending me emails. Oh fuck. Hee. If it weren’t me but someone else I’d laugh.
NipsyHustle | November 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm
this looks like shanna moakler. damn, travis is straight thug to put his baby mama out on the street wearing walmart, clutching a gucci bag, remembering what once was.
grateful | November 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Britney Spears filed for divorce! Perezhilton.com !!!
pinky_nip | November 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm
@34: I like it when we play “feeding tube”.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 7, 2006 at 1:09 pm
She looks like an albino Megan Harris.
commissioner | November 7, 2006 at 1:11 pm
#42
I’m so happy for her! Just like I said, all she needed was a divorce attorney to complete her transformation.
NotANiceGirl | November 7, 2006 at 1:12 pm
#42 I’ll be looking forward to seeing the actual documents on thesmokinggun.com!! It is about time!
grateful | November 7, 2006 at 1:13 pm
right on ! @45
jrzmommy | November 7, 2006 at 1:15 pm
good for you Britney. Now, just take some diction lessons, get some common sense, lose another 30 pounds, get some talent, go to parenting classes, get a tubal ligation, learn math, stop dressing in horrible clothes, put the Cheetos down, and stay away from Anna Nicole Smith and you’ll be just fine.
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm
#42 Woo hooo, hope that’s true!
PrettyBaby | November 7, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Now kristin the K-Fed Cocksucker will have a chance!! What a great day!!