I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You’ve got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you’ve got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us with some soft-on-the-eyes bikini goodness. You don’t get more American than this. Unless they were both eating apple pies and punching a Native American in the nose. If that were the case, we’d be obligated to stand up and salute our monitors. U.S.A.!
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she’s pretty and i love her bathing suit!
God bless America !
Looks cute. I want to put my puck between her five hole.
” recently spend a week in Vancover and i did not see one good looking person the entire week.Candians are NOT good looking, don’t base your views on a few celebs, go there and see, trust me, not hot at all. ”
a week in Vancouver eh? Wow your precticly an expert on Canada, you should be running tours.
Yup we are all ugly up here, as opposed to those ravishing Americans I run into whenver I am down at a football game. Yup real top of the gene pool stuff there. Now go foreclose on your house and shut the hell up.
#93
Did anyone tell you that they’re both Canadians yet?
BTW, if you don’t think she’s hot, you need to get out of the basement. Aside from her apparently fried hair, she’s still damned attractive.
Canadians are just Americans with monopoly money that can legally smoke weed.
Gunion, thank you.
Miss, you’re an idiot.
I took my kids to the States last year & have never seen so many overfucking weight people in my life. Don’t even bother trying to defend yourselves, Americans admit there is an obese problem in the country. Not everyone is, there are thin bodies around, just not many. They’re all in Hollywood starving themselves.
For fuck’s sake, stop all the Canadian bashing. As someone that enjoys snowmobiling, beer, and hockey, I feel kinship toward our northern brothers (excluding the Quebecois). Let’s work together and make fun of those that really deserve it, fucking eurofags. Peace!!
She was “hot” in girl next door, now she’s just blah
@34 What cankle??
Everybody likes to accuse people of having cankles on this site, but they have forgotten what a true cankle is:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cankle&defid=2633
Anyone who thinks she’s not hot here is fucked in the head, and obviously have far too high standards. If you expect any girl to look as perfect and made up as she did in the girl next door in their daily lives than you are an idiot, It’s called make up, lighting, editing..
I doubt you’ll ever find many women who look as great as her without all the make-up.
The day she gets fat like Kim Kardaskank is the day I call her fat. She is hot!
She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
fucking phaneuf are you kidding me
I don’t know what the girl sees in Dion the Douchebag. The guy has issues and he is one ugly muthafocker!!!! If you ask anyone in Calgary about Dion, not one person has anything nice to say. He walks around nightclubs saying “Do you realize who I am??? I’m PHANEUF, the PHANEUF”
LOL no joke! Guess what buddy no one cares and look in the Mirror. ELISHA RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
You know it @110, what cankles is right. Get real. I agree with @94, her feet are hot and she probably made a good buck showing them way back when.
#108 Auntie I can’t believe you left out canadian bacon. Is shocked too strong of word, considering your love of the crispy meat?
And Dion Phanuef looks like the missing fucking link, nice catch cuthbert.
She used to date Sean Avery as well. Apparently she’s on a one woman crusade to bang the biggest douchebags in pro hockey. Who’s next, Chris Chelios?
@117 My bad Gunion, I forgot to mention that. As way of payback, I’ll knit you a touque for Canada Day. Beauty.
Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds?
Two minutes for you, Phaneuf.
She is perfect.
Her stomach is sticking out. So she shouldn’t be wearing a bathing suit. In one pick she’s sucking it in, and we can all tell. So she shouldn’t be wearing a bathing suit. Instead she should be wearing workout clothes and at the gym instead of the beach.
Ummm. Patriotism my ass. Elisha Cuthbert is Canadian, and so is Kiefer Sutherland! However they are both lovely.
What is that bird on top of her head?
#95 what you meant to say was that you spent a week in Vancouver and no one hit on your fat ass so you deemed them all ugly. nice try.
seriously? fat? saddlebags? stomach sticking out?
dear god, people
i think she looks fabulous
The beach must have been cold that day.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA see how that works both ways.
I didn’t realize full coverage bikinis could be so sexy.
What a Douche.. I cannot believe that little puck slut is dating the asshole flamer..
I went to school with Dion people.. what a fucking DOUCHE.
And she is such a BAD ACTRESS!! BAD BAD BAD
I cannot believe that EITHER of them are news worthy..
YUCK!
FLAMES SUCK ASS
What a Douche.. I cannot believe that little puck slut is dating the asshole flamer..
I went to school with Dion people.. what a fucking DOUCHE.
And she is such a BAD ACTRESS!! BAD BAD BAD
I cannot believe that EITHER of them are news worthy..
YUCK!
FLAMES SUCK ASS
Tuesday morning ? Rough Monday night fish ?
She is friggin Sweet !!!
The pretty boy with her is a real stud (hehehe…) Nothing says manly like a pair of pink shorts …. HAHAHAHAHAHA …………
http://www.photocrank.com/CrankViewer.aspx?m=I_231
She looks AWFUL. She does not have a good bikini body. Go cover up please.
What a puckbunny. First Sean Avery now Dion Phaneuf, who’s next?
Dear God who cares about her body. This girl should never leave the house without make-up!
screw all your comments, you can see her peepee outline
No matter what bad comments you say if she wanted to play with your dick no one would say no to her