I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You’ve got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you’ve got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us with some soft-on-the-eyes bikini goodness. You don’t get more American than this. Unless they were both eating apple pies and punching a Native American in the nose. If that were the case, we’d be obligated to stand up and salute our monitors. U.S.A.!
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
FRIST!!! | May 6, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I’m FRIST!!!
And thank god she is growing hair again!!!
Jackson | May 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm
She has a nice shape.
You will never see loose fat ass Kim Kardaskank showing her behind while wearing a swim suit!
FRIST!!! | May 6, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Funny, I’m usually last..
Momma | May 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Damn I hate skinny blondes. I hate blondes period. Most are fakes. I am proud of what I got and I got a lot of it to be proud of.
Any singe guys here???
San | May 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
hate to break it to you but Elisha is Canadian.
Randal | May 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
That’s American?
That’s nasty.
Randal
Rev. James | May 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Well, Canadians sre like that! Once we move to the US, like Kiefer and Elisha, we lap that shit right up. What happened to her massive boobs though?
the first black president | May 6, 2008 at 6:40 pm
screw 24… i just want to give her 12…
if you know what i mean…
Rev. James | May 6, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Well, Canadians are like that! Once we move to the US, like Kiefer and Elisha, we lap that shit right up. What happened to her massive boobs though?
FRIST!!! | May 6, 2008 at 6:41 pm
She does have a cute body. Not all scrawny with a weird bumpy tummy Amy Whinewhoreishlike..
ph7 | May 6, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Stumpy, thickening midget.
supernotficial | May 6, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I wish she still looked like she did back when she made Girl Next Door……..god damn she was so hot in that movie.
ph7 | May 6, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Wow, she getting saddlebags – look at those last two pictures. And that hair is bleached so much it looks like straw.
Jean Baptiste | May 6, 2008 at 6:45 pm
agree with the saddle bags
i like the hair
overall, 9/10
chew it
Doc | May 6, 2008 at 6:46 pm
#10
You are obviously confused of what a natural stomach looks like without lipo or tummy tuck.
z | May 6, 2008 at 6:46 pm
ouba
AJ | May 6, 2008 at 6:49 pm
14
She does not have saddle bags but if you want to see what saddle bags look like then look at Kim Kardaskank when she is wearing a swim suit. Oh yeah she never shows her butt unless it has been airbrushed or she is wearing a girdle.
Binky | May 6, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Well i hope she got Shawn Avery out of her system.
He’s a bit of a loose cannon.
….I doubt if Kief will ever get the Jack Daniels out of his system.
Whatever.
They should both be forced to do time on ‘Little Mosque on the Prairie’ before they’re allowed back up here..
ixz | May 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm
She’s Canadian smart ass.
Sarah | May 6, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Yeah, both Kiefer Sutherland and Elisha Cuthbert are definitely Canadian.
Drundel | May 6, 2008 at 7:01 pm
She does need to tone up a bit.
Binky | May 6, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Like, when are they going to do something about the trolls on this site?
Frist seems to be lot funnier than her troll. Does she ever come here anymore ?
And I have this guy in China (Hong Kong) (Chung King Mansions) (Kowloon) who keeps referring to myself and Cliff Notes. Like – WTF ?
Cliff Notes : Well you did outsource ‘The Inquisition’ to China Bink.
Binky : Well ok. Never send money to people you meet online.
isitin | May 6, 2008 at 7:07 pm
She’s beautiful like the rest of us Canadians. We are all perfect & have six pack abs. Cellulite is banned up here in Canada. Beer bellies are against the law also up here. Trivia for you Americans………….do you know the name of the King of Canada? Answer, his name is King Herb Tarlek.
TREE | May 6, 2008 at 7:08 pm
She is so beautiful and large sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. Her blog and photos were found at dating site —”W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m ” —- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
tp | May 6, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Oh wait…she’s fat
britney's weave | May 6, 2008 at 7:26 pm
is he wearing jams?
Vince Lombardi | May 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I see a younger Jennifer Love Hewitt in that bod. Maybe it IS the bikini after all.
drillbit taylor | May 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
#25
she is not fat.
if she is fat then the majority of the world’s population is morbidly obese.
i think she looks very healthy unlike many of the size sub-zero stars in hollywood today
jacob(the apparently ill stated, celeb sympathizing gay this board loves to pretend to be) | May 6, 2008 at 7:36 pm
She looks cute!
mrs.t | May 6, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Nevermind her, who’s the fatass dude she’s with? Gross fucking hoopdog.
granada | May 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
She isn’t fat, but her non-toned body gives the impression that she is overweight.
Harry | May 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I would totally get with that, and she looks better than she has in some time, but that is absolutely not the same girl in those recent Maxim pictures. Her legs in these pics aren’t the same long slender ones in those pictures. It really ticks me off how they airbrush those magazines.
Moobs | May 6, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Hmm, sadly, my Tuesday is still boring.
I guess some are more easily amused/distracted by shiny.. er… female things.
Jo | May 6, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Aside from the cankles, not bad at all.
erika | May 6, 2008 at 7:57 pm
too bad they’re both Canadian.. take that for american patriotism. ha.
Christine | May 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Wow… at least she is just in a great bikini, not in great car busted for DUI.
brice | May 6, 2008 at 8:00 pm
she is sooo hot. how can i get a date with her? lets all brainstorm.
Sarah | May 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I’d change the title to Dion Phaneuf makes other men cry.
Dan | May 6, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I’d really like to lick to the Tootsie Roll center of her vagina.
jane | May 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm
love the wedgie picture!
Rob | May 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Yes there is nothing more american than those 2 canadians that portray americans on television…lol
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 6, 2008 at 8:20 pm
So. ‘Frank’ from 16th floor come over…and we eat bit of popcorn.
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : ‘Knee. Remember. Don’t forget the ‘inside job’ aspect to your contract – maybe you could text Jake Bauer or Shawn Avery.Maybe send them a ‘heads up’.
Sometimes dudes who don’t give a shit need direction.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Who ? Syesha? Do I have to text ? Or is it a 1 888 ?
Bob Loblaw | May 6, 2008 at 8:27 pm
I still think of her as the little kid on Popular Mechanics for Kids.
CindyM | May 6, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Nice body, nice bikini but a shame about that hair. Maybe she’ll put a cover-up over her head.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 6, 2008 at 8:42 pm
So Bob, Cindy …
Teenage Wasteland ?
Inside job ?
yuck | May 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm
ugly, shapeless slut.
Tapeworm | May 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Water must be reallly cold.
Smitty | May 6, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Also when we invade countries and take them over for no apparent reason other then the obvious ones, we want your natural resources…. U.S.A, U.S.A :)
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm
So – yuck to smitty – Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure, ..molten metal in the ruins – that type of thing ?
Just sort of wondering….Oh, by the way, Here in ChungKing Mansions we think you all complete MORONS !!!
(no offense – but we in other countries figured it out long ago )
‘Frank’ from 16th floor always bring up math – 2 + 2. Concepts like ‘gravity’.
(‘Frank’ always get very technical.)
WI | May 6, 2008 at 9:37 pm
mrs.t : the “fatass dude” she’s with is NHL boy wonder dion phaneuf… he might not be much to look at but he’s banking 36 mil in the next 6 years….