Elisha Cuthbert brings nougaty bikini-ness to your boring ol’ Tuesday

The Superficial | May 6, 2008 - 5:24 pm

I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You’ve got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you’ve got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us with some soft-on-the-eyes bikini goodness. You don’t get more American than this. Unless they were both eating apple pies and punching a Native American in the nose. If that were the case, we’d be obligated to stand up and salute our monitors. U.S.A.!