I didn’t even know they were friends, but Elisha Cuthbert attended Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party over the weekend and served as the event photographer or something. I’m guessing she wanted control of the camera so nobody could take her picture. I mean, damn, look at her. She’s a big Hollywood movie star now, you’d think she could afford a brush. Or a home. She looks like she woke up, crawled out of a dumpster, and then headed over to Paris’ place to take some pictures.
Photos: Splash
kevin | August 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
elisha cuthbert = yummy
paris hilton = dirty
Robert | August 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
WOW ! AWESOME !
Shocky | August 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Aw man.. that’s the Canon kit lens… surely she can splurge and get a better one!
AtriumXP | August 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm
HAH second frist :p
p911gt10c | August 13, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Damn Elisha ain’t look like the Girl Next Door no more.
Still, one of our best exports outta Canada. and I’d still rim her for a few hours.
Hmm | August 13, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Paris looks hot. Elisha looks like she needs to join the rehab club.
Hoppedupongoofballs | August 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
no wonder Elisha’s career has plummted, she probably smokes crack with Paris, everything Paris is around turns to crap, I remember Elisha when she was on that Science Show, such a cute little girl !
combustion8 | August 13, 2007 at 2:17 pm
elisha’s pretty good at sucking in that tummy for a extended amount of time… she needs to find a gym ASAP.
clamum | August 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Crawled out of the dumpster? Maybe you should get some glasses, dumbass.
woodhorse | August 13, 2007 at 2:26 pm
#3 I like Canon – I used to have a Nikon and it totally fucked up on me and the camera shop couldn’t even repair it. No more Nikons for me.
woodhorse | August 13, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I HATE her sunglasses!
treestump | August 13, 2007 at 2:31 pm
elisha is smokin’
deadfish | August 13, 2007 at 2:31 pm
slow… painful… thrashing death
RIP thesuperfish
How to Pick Up Women | August 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm
She even looks good frumpy. Now that’s hot!
Ronda | August 13, 2007 at 2:36 pm
The only cannon i like is my own.
But otherwise, if you know moderately enough about photography, Nikon’s rule. Canon’s are for amateurs.
allsummersingle | August 13, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I can’t understand why everyone thinks this girl (Elisha) is God’s gift. I just don’t see it and never have.
Chauncey Gardner | August 13, 2007 at 2:39 pm
‘Cuthbert’ is one of the most disgusting-sounding last names anybody ever had. Say it out loud – ‘Cuthbert’. When I combine that name with the image of her pale, doughy body, all I can think of is that big fat vampire in BLADE that farts when Wesley Snipes tortures him for information. ‘Cuthbert’. Her name makes me want to puke. It’s an even worse last name than ‘Pugh’.
Quinn | August 13, 2007 at 2:40 pm
she looks like a young kirsten dunst… and I mean that in the most unflattering way possible.
veggi | August 13, 2007 at 2:40 pm
This makes me so mad. HELLFIRE DAMNATION THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND BLACK CLOUDS AND REALLY REALLY BAD OTHER THINGS AND OTHER STUFF TOO.
cristin | August 13, 2007 at 2:41 pm
they were in that horrible house of wax movie together
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Why is Paris holding a rat??? Doesn’t she know they carry diseases? Oh, wait….
Splooge | August 13, 2007 at 2:52 pm
She just looks a little off because she hasn’t had her daily splooge yet.
Once I finish splooging on her (and it won’t take long) she’ll be fine.
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Hell FRIST welcome back. Why are you pissed by the way?
FRIST!!! | August 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I hate Mondays
Kill me I don't care it's true | August 13, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Standing next to Paris, Elisha looks short and fat.
Robert | August 13, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Elisha is short, she only 5 feet
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
FRIST, come over and I can make it all better. A foot massage sound good? Oh by the way FRIST……..new post.
SOS | August 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Elisha is outgrowing her bikini top. Can’t she afford a bigger size?
p0nk | August 13, 2007 at 2:58 pm
yeh, you and Bob Geldof.
p0nk | August 13, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Victory will drink your douche water. No doubt that will make you feel better.
Victor | August 13, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Victory will drink your douche water? Wtf?
flavio | August 13, 2007 at 3:04 pm
oh please, she’s gorgeous! paris hilton is to be ignored, of course, but the rest of this is just jealousy.
AmeriCanadian | August 13, 2007 at 3:05 pm
They don’t look bad but Elisha is kind of…thick…or something.
Carina | August 13, 2007 at 3:13 pm
LOVE the shades! Where are they from?
woodhorse | August 13, 2007 at 3:19 pm
#15 yes, I’m an amateur. I have never been paid for my photography. They say they took Nikon to the moon, but they also say the moon landing was fake. All I know for sure was that the Nikon I had was a piece of shit, purchased new, and Wolf Camera had to give me my money back because – AFTER 3 MONTHS- they could not get the damn thing to work.
michelle | August 13, 2007 at 3:20 pm
one too many bleach jobs on the hair, leaves your hair looking like HERS!
woodhorse | August 13, 2007 at 3:21 pm
#19. I’m sorry – if I had known you were planning to purchase a Nikon, I would have warned you.
wedgeone | August 13, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I detect grannie panties under those white pants. Shouldn’t she have known to wear a thong under them when in Paris’ presence?
PHLTH!
AmeriCanadian | August 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Regarding the camera argument, I have a Canon digicam, as does my mother. I like them fine.
Back in the 80s my ma was a professional photographer of sorts and I think she used a Minolta. She got me a Pentax when I was around ten that set her back probably $400 (a helluva lot of money back then!) and that Pentax is (!) 20 years old and still works fine!
TheRage | August 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
i don’t think Elisha looks FAT, but by Hollywood’s standards? then yes, she looks thick, especially next to PAris Hilton. but to be honest, i’m no better in the waistline that Elisha is. it sucks! but it’s true. so i can’t slam the woman or i’d only be insulting myself. at least she doesn’t have belly dimples, i suppose, right?
andymn | August 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Cuthbert could roll out of my dumpster lookin like that any day of the week. Paris does nothing for me, but “The girl next door” is hot.
Of course, not hotter than my girl.
Texas Tranny | August 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
@39…….My Pentax ME Supra is 25+ years old and works great.
gotmilk? | August 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm
38, perhaps they’re her bikini bottoms. she is at the beach.
i never get the white linen. why wear a thong? i thought the whole purpose of a thong was for it not to be seen. they are just as noticeable as regular underwear under white linen pants. it’s pointless.
lambman | August 13, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Elisha is so cute, but she always has bad hair. I don’t know why, she keeps bleaching it and it really uglies her up…she looks much better in House of Wax
which FYI is where/how she became friends with Paris
Shocky | August 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm
About the Canon, I was talking more specifically of the 18-55mm kits lens that comes with the camera. It’s crappy.
//Shoots Canon
cosmetologist | August 13, 2007 at 4:15 pm
She looks like she fell into a bucket of bleach.
Shocky | August 13, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Also, that’s a 30d or a 20d body.
WhitneyA | August 13, 2007 at 4:29 pm
They said, “I didn’t even know they were friends..” well they probably met when they filmed House of Wax together because she was in it too. Duh!
haroof | August 13, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Whoa, didn’t realize Elisha had turned into a porker.
The Tavern Guy | August 13, 2007 at 4:46 pm
#12: Elisha is smokin’.
Yeah, she’s smoking a big ham hock with a side of cheese fries. Girl fat.