Elisha Cuthbert

I know that Elisha Cuthbert is supposed to be pretty, but there’s something about her hair and makeup that’s telling me she’s a ghost from a Chinese soap opera. And unless she’s secretly Hercules or Fabio, that clefted chin has got to go. I think it should be made a law that only cartoon characters and real life characters (like Fabio) should be allowed to have clefted chins.

— thanks Pbullock