These are shots of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci on her honeymoon with husband Flavio Briatore. You may remember Flavio as the Italian businessman who knocked up Heidi Klum then bounced. Clearly, this man knows he can get any woman he wants, and maybe the ability to shoot gold nuggets from his penis has something to do with it. I dunno, NASA’s looking into it. And also providing me an estimate. I’m aiming for a similar set-up of my own, except I’m not rich, so, ladies, I hope you like Pop Tarts!
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#4 – Perfect. Exactly right.
#24 – Get over it. Calling #4 a jaded, bitter, self-loathing loser only obviates your shame at your gender’s inherent materialism. The proof is in the pudding, dear, and that picture’s worth a thousand words.
Ummmmmmm…….#50, she actually has to have the physical body of a Female, not a 12 year old masturbating teen boy……..hence the fact that saying she is “hot” is like James Bond saying he likes his greyhounds “Starving…..not fed recently”……………..like most skanks anymore, if she doesn’t come with it naturally……..just buy it Barbie-Style, and fuck up what you don’t got anyway.
If I even looked half like that, I would be a fucking Transexual selling my cockpussy down by the river to ships full of sailors like Madonna does.
In this case, this bitch isn’t even THAT hot, after all, she can only sell it to a really old fat guy who is probably a better lay than she is anyway……..
damn i love those sluts who do whatever for some money and fame
i want to see how she suck his cock
i love sluts !!
the most amazing part?
he doesn’t even look interested…
She wants an easy life from now on?
WHICH PROSTITUTE WOULDN’T?
“Old flabby gray pubs” I totally agree with you Janie.
in italy we say:che troia!!!!
You can say that these women are only with him for the money, but the reality is that Heidi Klum did not need his cash and many other women he’s dated like Naomi Campbell, etc didn’t either. Flavio apparently just has really good game.
That girl has no @ss!
Hey #52, what the fuck did you just say?
Gooooooddamn I gotta call Rosetta Stone and order the fucking CD’s for that. Its all pops and buzzes over here babe….I didnt catch a word.
I guess if you like fucking your father, then this pairing is normal.
SHE has to have sex withTHAT…
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Not at all women are gold digging whores. I have been proposed to several times (even by a stranger in an airport) and I married the one who was penniless (just like me). We were both penniless stunningly attractive students. I could have married any number of douchebags with money (lots of money) and I didn’t even consider it. Some people don’t care about money, hubby and I are comfortable (nowhere near wealthy), but we have no desire for wealth. Greed is at the root of most of the worlds problems. Do we want to make more money? Yes, but only so that we can contribute to charity and create employment opportunities for others and yeah do a little more travelling. So it really depends on your outlook on life.
My husband wanted to get me an engagement ring and was willing to clear out his savings to do so. I personally think diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and believe the diamond industry is a corrupt hell hole, I am also not a buyer of magic beans (diamonds are not remotely as rare as the monopolized industry makes them out to be). I could go on, the point is it didn’t seem to fucking romantic to me that my future husband who loves me clear out his bank account so that I can have some stupid rock (this shocked the fat and ugly girls I knew who could not believe a woman would say “no thanks” to a diamond). We saved up and split the cost of a trip instead to celebrate OUR engagement (you know being that it’s a promise to get married it made sense that we both have fun). We’ve been happily married for several years and we talk openly about money and don’t fight about it.
When my husband and I decided we wanted to get married he suggested we go pick out a ring, I think diamonds are an absolute sham ( DeBeers is pure evil) and nothing is less romantic than clearing out your future husbands savings so that he can give YOU a gift to celebrate an engagement that is supposed to be about TWO people not ONE greedy bitch. He would have bought me anything and made that very clear, but leaving a hole in his bank account so that I could wear some stupid rock didn’t seem to romantic to me. Putting a monetary value on a promise to get married is pretty sick. So we talked about it and came up with the idea that we would go on a little trip to celebrate our engagement. We had a memorable vacation that was a fun treat for both us. It was the best way to celebrate a big milestone. So many girls I knew were so condescending about the fact that I didn’t want a diamond ( as though there was something wrong with me) most of them had a dollar value or carat size and if the guy did not go above it they would not accept the proposal. Poor guys. Funnily enough the girls who care about the rock in my experience are the always the least attractive and are REALLY hurting for a proposal. I guess when you’re dull and fugly you need a diamond to make you sparkle.
My husband and I just aren’t materialistic people. The more we have the more we can give and the more well off we are the more employment opportunities we can create for other. So you have to look for people who have the right values. I could have easily been a trophy wife and had everything paid for, but I would never in a million years want that kind of lifestyle. There is a rare pleasure in working hard and earning what you want and in struggling to get there. Besides a greedy luxurious lifestyle is revolting and irresponsible to anyone who has perspective and understanding of the world around them. The best people in life , the most all round successful will all tell you that they once did not have two cents to rub together. When you are poor and struggling, although it’s not somewhere you want to be for a long time that’s when you are really living, that when you’ll find out what you are really made of. Gold diggers are vapid but so are the superficial ugly men who needed to buy women and couldn’t earn a good woman if they tried. They both get theirs in the end though the man loses his wealth to the digger who leaves him and the woman dies alone having never really been loved oh and the man does too. So see it always ends well in these cases. Gold digging women are just like overly superficial guys a woman with no money who wants a rich man yet has no wealth of her own to share is just like an butt ugly man who wants a gorgeous woman.
Many of you seem to forget that there are really hot people with not a lot of money who are around the same age and fall in love and get married and together both become successful. Haven’t any of you seen that happen, or is that just my life?
SHE has to have sex withTHAT…
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Not at all women are gold digging whores. I have been proposed to several times (even by a stranger in an airport) and I married the one who was penniless (just like me). We were both penniless stunningly attractive students. I could have married any number of douchebags with money (lots of money) and I didn’t even consider it. Some people don’t care about money, hubby and I are comfortable (nowhere near wealthy), but we have no desire for wealth. Greed is at the root of most of the worlds problems. Do we want to make more money? Yes, but only so that we can contribute to charity and create employment opportunities for others and yeah do a little more travelling. So it really depends on your outlook on life.
When my husband and I decided we wanted to get married he suggested we go pick out a ring, I think diamonds are an absolute sham ( DeBeers is pure evil) and nothing is less romantic than clearing out your future husbands savings so that he can give YOU a gift to celebrate an engagement that is supposed to be about TWO people not ONE greedy bitch. He would have bought me anything and made that very clear, but leaving a hole in his bank account so that I could wear some stupid rock didn’t seem to romantic to me. Putting a monetary value on a promise to get married is pretty sick. So we talked about it and came up with the idea that we would go on a little trip to celebrate our engagement. We had a memorable vacation that was a fun treat for both us. It was the best way to celebrate a big milestone. So many girls I knew were so condescending about the fact that I didn’t want a diamond ( as though there was something wrong with me) most of them had a dollar value or carat size and if the guy did not go above it they would not accept the proposal. Poor guys. Funnily enough the girls who care about the rock in my experience are the always the least attractive and are REALLY hurting for a proposal. I guess when you’re dull and fugly you need a diamond to make you sparkle.
My husband and I just aren’t materialistic people. The more we have the more we can give and the more well off we are the more employment opportunities we can create for other. So you have to look for people who have the right values. I could have easily been a trophy wife and had everything paid for, but I would never in a million years want that kind of lifestyle. There is a rare pleasure in working hard and earning what you want and in struggling to get there. Besides a greedy luxurious lifestyle is revolting and irresponsible to anyone who has perspective and understanding of the world around them. The best people in life , the most all round successful will all tell you that they once did not have two cents to rub together. When you are poor and struggling, although it’s not somewhere you want to be for a long time that’s when you are really living, that when you’ll find out what you are really made of. Gold diggers are vapid but so are the superficial ugly men who needed to buy women and couldn’t earn a good woman if they tried. They both get theirs in the end though the man loses his wealth to the digger who leaves him and the woman dies alone having never really been loved oh and the man does too. So see it always ends well in these cases. Gold digging women are just like overly superficial guys a woman with no money who wants a rich man yet has no wealth of her own to share is just like an butt ugly man who wants a gorgeous woman.
Many of you seem to forget that there are really hot people with not a lot of money who are around the same age and fall in love and get married and together both become successful. Haven’t any of you seen that happen, or is that just my life?
#52. That is HILARIOUS.
#62 & 63
Please go masturbate in private like a normal person.
Um Fish, I think you got it wrong, isn’t that guys name Flabio McWrinklyballs???
#65. That’s quite clever, but I’m sorry masturbating is for ugly people. Us beautiful people have someone to do that for us. You how poor people have to scrub their own toilet the ugly have to spank their own monkey and/or clean their own drainage pipe, us georgeous people have what we call “hotness currency” and so we’ve never had to get our hands dirty, you know unless we want to. Unlike the ugly who have to do it themsleves or their monkey will start attacking people.
Flabbio.
Good grief I can almost smell the cookie dough in here. Stop eatting you fat bitches
Looks like #62/63 is attempting to convence itself.
That much text for this site is defense – not explanations.
Please write note to self on mirror.
“I am fat, ugly and broke but will still have a good day – no matter what.”
‘Cuz Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me!
Shut up you fugly turd you know the good ones are always taken and if anyone has to write that on their mirror it would be you.
The fact is that there is a breed of girl with georgeous toned boddies, a flawless ass, perfect tits, and the face of an angel, but with your piddly market value you’ve never seen the likes of them have you?
LOL @ 68.
hahahahaha. thanks for that.
#70. Shut up you fugly turd you know the good ones are always taken and if anyone has to write that on their mirror it would be you.
The fact is that there is a breed of girl with gorgeous toned boddies, a flawless ass, perfect tits, and the face of an angel, but with your piddly market value you’ve never seen the likes of them have you?
@74
“gorgeous toned boddies, a flawless ass, perfect tits, and the face of an angel”
Great thats all we need, another fat ass reject weighing in…
Once again we do not need covencing how perfect you are in your own mind but thanks anyway.
hahaha pic #5 sums it up. Open up & swallow my spunk biatch. now here’s $20,000. go play and don’t come back until the Viagra kicks in again. does the fat fuck realize that the whore wouldn’t give him the time of day without his millions. and does the whore realize that the fat fuck will kick her to the curb as soon as another whore with a tighter pussy comes along?
Wow Sparrow you are a tad bit extremely retarded aren’t you? Yes a person with the name Tyler Durden is a girl and I was describing how hot I am, not lets say how hot the women my hotness can afford are since Tyler Durden might just be a boys name.
No one is proving more conclusively how ugly they are than you, the jealous little peon who freaks out at every person who is clearly confident and far more blessed than a troll like you. I am sure no words can describe how fat, ugly and lonely you are.
The bitter and jealous are always the most hideous and miserable and your assumption that everyone is fat and ugly is simply proof of the mirror you hold to the world, the one that reflects exactly who you are and how sheltered your life is.
You can go on replying since you clearly have no life and are bitterly alone. Best of luck living life green with envy and weighed down with that giant chip on your shoulder.
I gues that means you are done.
Thank you.
Pic 5 shows her true talents. Bet she really Hoovers.
AskMen.com states that Elisabetta earned a degree in accounting and one in modern dance. I checked out on Wikipedia, but it appears she’s not famous enough to deserve a page there… she does have one on the Italian version though, although there is no mention of her degrees, which doesn’t surprise me: for having lived in Italy for almost a decade I can say the average Italian woman expects to climb the ladder thanks to her good looks rather than her brains, which seems the path Elisabetta chose. Getting married to a rich and famous man is usually the next logical step, but she could at least have pick a soccer player or someone younger and more athletic than Flavio Flav.
Jeebus F***ing Christ, if he honestly can’t hold himself together any better than that, could he at least have the dignity to cover up the horror with clothing?
She looks alright.
#62, 63 Damn, you really are a fucking idiot.
“I was proposed to by a stranger in an airport”.
I think he was just tapping his feet and reaching for the toilet paper
I want to know why marrying for looks is any less shallow than marrying for money. And if you’re poor its your own fucking fault. Your middle class morality makes me sick, but then I realize I would have a lot harder time getting rich if the average person was smart. Have fun paying your mortgage.
All you dude’s are gonna look like that one day; and some young hot chick is gonna take everything you got…ask Rod Stewart.
She has nice abs…but that’s it ….i feel sorry for her(for sleeping with this old douche )
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M , I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups
I’m w/ Joe C [#58] Flavio’s probably a fun guy who knows how to please women – tons of money sure, but the man definitely has game that doesn’t involve his wealth… go on Flav! silver fox hair [not going bald anyway...] and decent features – you can tell he was hot back in the day…. eh, y’all are just hating…
Men can be such idiots…..I predict a divorce within 1-3 years……and she is certain to have a boyfriend on the side……
I wear my 1-carat moissanite ring with pride – DeBeers and diamonds are a “girls best friend” but a “mans worst enemy”.
Spend the money on a couch, and bedroom set and some sex toys – and moissante still looks like a dimaond!
Right on #63
@5: pretty much, yes.
@11: prenups are illegal here. So sooner or later (sooner, I’d say) he’ll be fucked.
I LOVE POP TARTS – AND I LOVE YOU TOO. Let’s hang out.
Ahuahauha! Elisabetta Gregoraci is one of the most hated chicks in Italy! Not because of her good looks and not because she’s married to Briatore (an asshole crack-addicted), but because her career was based on fucking with politicians!
I don’t care about her or Briatore, but looking at these pics they look like father and daughter! Incest!
The guy is rich, he hired a 2 time F1 world champion to drive his limo at the wedding.
Rumor !!! Someone said that she is dating wtih a handsome guy on soloparentdate.com ! Believe it or not !
When will you misogynistic idiots learn?
She’s with him for the cash, he’s with her because she’s fucking hot; they’re both equally scummy
Gold-digging whore + rich wrinkled cock = match made in heaven.
76, you hit the nail on the head.
Who the fuck is this? Do you make this shit up? Are these people really quasi-celebs or do you just have peeps photograph random bikini clad chicks and claim they have a reason to be ogled. She’s hideous. It’s amazing what makeup and trick photography can do for you, if she is indeed a model.
that guy is for real he is the current boss of the Renault F1 team…
sorry, but isn’t true that everyone in italy is a whore!!! in Italy girls are more hot and smart…and maybe not so fat like the american girls…sorry but this is true…!!!
#63
Your post was probably the most pathetic thing I’ve read on this site, more pathetic than Heidi Montag. Thank you for wasting a minute of my life.
She’s okay looking, kinda looks like Eva Longoria. Now David Coulthard on the other hand has the most beautiful wife on earth