Elisabetta Gregoraci in a bikini

August 27th, 2008 // 77 Comments

Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There’s just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she’ll jump out of your screen. Sure, to do sexy stuff, but would it kill her to make a sandwich?

UPDATE: It did. Whoops! Gonna need a shower curtain. Italians are a calm, understanding people with a distaste for revenge, right? Okay, good.

Photos: Splash News

  1. RJ


  2. RJ

    She may be a gold digger, but anyone dumb enough to hate on her physical appearance are losers.

  3. Oh, my God! She is very hot!
    I love her…!

  4. CelebLover

    Woooooooooooooooooooow, look at that beautiful body, I have seen bikini’s in the past but this one is bit too hot I remember Alba’s bikini they were no where near as hot as this one, it just makes me feel sad that how the heck some of these celebs get soo good body and figure and beauty, getting depressed and doing a google search on how to become beautiful and slim you end up to this place and i am not sure if celebrities do the same things to keep their health and shape and looks the same..


    any thoughts pls share..

  5. Karma

    Holy, who goes swimming/jet skiing in gold bracelets and rings.

  6. ortal

    She’s HOT and got a killer body!
    You guys are STUPID!

  7. Osita

    Being Italian too, I have to agree with Jada #46: Elisbetta Gregoraci is everything but a model. She’s talentless and the only reason why she’s famous is because she married Briatore. Before this relationship with the old rich Flavio, nobody really cared about her, as there are actually prettier woman “on the market”.
    (well, at least she doesn’t lack of courage… ghghghhg… I’m figuring how it would be waking up in the morning and finding that old squid in your bed…).

  8. good body, good ass!!

  9. P-Mat

    Who is this stupid whore, If only she had drowned.

  10. boredom

    ok so she’s got a banging body but the face isn’t that hot. Oh and there’s no girls at the Jersey shore looking this good.

    moving on to the rest of you that bitch about people making fun of the people not saying she’s perfect (I got yelled at for doing this so here it is)
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  11. I truly ADORE these bikini’s girls!!
    ….WEAR THEM, please?
    …………………………………………………………………………..EVEN IN WYOMING!!

  12. x

    Used to be a great site – funny stories and funny comments about A-list celebrities with giant egos who deserve to be mocked. Now, “stories” that consist of just about anybody in a bikini and comments like “Hot! I’m jerkin now!”. There’s no reason for this site to exist anymore.

  13. Dancer

    She is really lovely. Surprisingly thick waist (which seems stupid to say because she is slender.. just the relative ratio of her waist to hips is rather low.)

    When she poses like she does she looks amazing. When she doesnt pose and just lets it all hang out, she looks.. amazing.

    Gorgeous woman.

  14. StrokerAce

    I’d give anything to wiggle my tongue into that tight rosebud!

  15. fra

    I’m from ital,y too: I couldn’t read all the comments because I’m in a rush, but has it already been told that she was in a trail about a high profile prostitute ring, drugs, tv managers and politicians? has someone said that even though she poses almost nude in calendars, ads, gossip mags, she’s considered a religious girl and the vatican loves her? that she’s friend with all the bosses of the italian far right parties? that briatore married her mainly because he’s quite old and she was with him when he had cancer? I guess that’s the only good thing she’s ever done. excuse my poor english… :-)

  16. I’d buy that for a dollar!! FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP SKEET SKEET!!!

  17. martin

    As little as I know about Italian tv starlets, I shall inform you that Mrs. Briatore has been practicing martial arts (karate, I think) for several years. This, along with a correct mediterranean diet, explains her sporty physique. Some like, some don’t, I do.

  18. ohyeah

    right on #66

  19. Jackson

    Put those tight abs, hips and tight ass on Kim Kardaskank and it will be a great improvement for the fat ass porn star.

  20. my comment

    Ugly Italian whore.

    As common as dirt.

  21. fra

    karate? whoa, like that she care enough to kick my floppy ass? I don’t think so, she’s busy thinking on new way to spend his fat rich hushband’s money, in a clever way, I guess… :-D

  22. ummm...yeah

    umm…did she shit in the water?

  23. Rational Rick

    Love that Ass…:P:P Wish I can stuck my meat stick in that hole!


  24. so-so

    -nice ass.
    -bad face.
    -scary stomach.

    -italian women in general? men.

  25. same old same old

    Talk about earning your money the hard way, I don’t care what anyone says, the bitch must have a cast iron stomach to wake up next to that old fat tub of lard every day and not hurl, as to the formula 1 connection so what, go google his fat ass at wikipedia,he deserves to have cancer for abandoning his child, yeah yeah yeah, heidi should have used birth control but I think she finally figured out where kids come from after she popped out the third little troll

  26. Beautiful bikini.

  27. Please don’t post her any more.

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