These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar.
NOTE: Aforementioned NSFW video after the jump. It may be in Italian, but it speaks the international language of “Holy shit, that’s a boob.” Mamma mia!
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mimi | July 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm
NO ONE CARES FISH-GUTZ!
and Brotney rocks!
mimi | July 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm
ALL haters suk!
God Bless Britney!
Erica | July 3, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Her ribs stick out.
p0nk | July 3, 2008 at 2:14 pm
uh, what was NSFW about that vid?
At first i thought that guy must be gay to have made such consistent eye contact, but by the end of the vid he was clearly trying to ‘accidently’ motorboat those pups.
veggi | July 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Shit fish, whatcha gonna do when winter hits? All this hard hitting journalism will be so difficult to find!!
veggi | July 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@5 shut up you fucking troll
tp | July 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Worthless bag of skin and bones. Disgusting!!
FUCK YOU VEGGI | July 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
I WILL KICK YOUR LESBO ASS BITCH CUNT FACE
peter | July 3, 2008 at 2:36 pm
What the fuck? She looks like a junkie. More Christina Milian or Elisha Cuthbert, enough with these fucking boney teenage boy bodied chicks. It takes more than fake tits to make a hot woman.
MassGrrl | July 3, 2008 at 2:37 pm
She’s too bony.
Jackson | July 3, 2008 at 2:46 pm
She’s a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.
Jackson | July 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm
She’s a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.
Baba Loon | July 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I’d love to motor boat that smoker after I finished giving her a quick ATM!
ph7 | July 3, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Boobs look huge in the video, but small in the bikini.
Either way, I’d hit that gazelle.
Sportsdvl | July 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm
wow, the real fat chicks just get blasted and then even the skinny ones get called too boney on here. LOL. I’ll take a little too skinny over a little too chubby any day of the week.
Flavio Briatore | July 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Is thisa my wife? No, scuzzi, I’ma married to Elisabetta Gregoraci. Maybe I can slipa this one my wrinkled cannoli.
combustion8 | July 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm
take note fish fatties.. this is what a real woman should look like.
Jimbo | July 3, 2008 at 3:20 pm
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! 17th! That’s the same number of females I’ve seen naked! If you take the 7 away and count my mom
Conscience_Found | July 3, 2008 at 3:22 pm
People who are so callous as to disrespect a minor girl are consuming way too much internet porn. It is eating their souls away and transforming them into tortured shadows of their former selves. Remember Gollum?
Tolkien had a lot to say about sin.
I hate you for good reason | July 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm
17 is a bit retarded. So is 18 for that matter. RETARDED. I mean, mimi retarded. That’s retarded.
veggi | July 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I must admit I aint got much meat on my ass either but I would still hit her with my big clit.
veggi | July 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Fuckin’ trolls are ruining my reputation here. Why can’t you fucks be yourselves, why why why?
free lily | July 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
i luv me some canabis!
yodolayheehoo | July 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
ouch. how about just a normal girl Sportsdvl??? You’d take bony over voluptuous??? :( boo. I did love you once.
she’s yuckified.
combustion8 | July 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@20
spoken like a true fatty… try laying off the twinkies today.
Kathleen | July 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Her right boob is bigger than the other.
Sportsdvl | July 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
#24 – I’ll take a real woman any day of the week. Not a super model or the other extreme. Unlike a lot of people, I know real women don’t look like Victoria Secret models!
yodolayheehoo | July 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm
:) I knew I adored you for a reason, Sportsdvl…you are redeemed. Our affair continues.
MasterChief | July 3, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Elishbetta WHO Cannabis!? huh huh
Sportsdvl | July 3, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Thanks yodolayheehoo , nothing is as sexy as you moaning out “yodolayheehoo ” in the middle of a mind shattering orgasm! ;-)
The Southsider | July 3, 2008 at 5:00 pm
@15
dude, NO women get love on here man, don’t you get it, these guys hate women and the ones that arent guys are probably fat women venting on the internet., Though it is funny reading these coments. I’ve only seen one article where no one had anything bad to say and thats out of like 8 months of me glancing this site.
J@cko | July 3, 2008 at 5:48 pm
perfect example of Italian bimbo: no brains, all body
megfk | July 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
finally a non fat-ass on the superficial
megfk | July 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
finally a non fat-ass on the superficial
Flavio | July 3, 2008 at 6:27 pm
proper headline would be: “Relatively unattractive anorexic girl in a bikini”
g.o.d. | July 3, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Come on guys, what is wrong with this woman’s body? She is in great shape, seeing a little rib isn’t that bad. Above average ass & breasts. Face is all right, too. I don’t see the problem. But then again, by American standards, she could be considered “too skinny.”
Angela | July 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Cute skinny 15 years old boy. I thought the example of Italian bimbo was Monica Bellucci
The Southsider | July 3, 2008 at 7:28 pm
@37, Monica Belucci would be considered fat on this site. Don’t know if I’d call her bimbo though
Tenchi059 | July 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
It’s funny to see all this comments saying that she’s too skinny or anorexic. In Italy when it comes to showgirls and models (and actresses, though less often) this is the average body… actually they go from here to skinnier, not the other way round. And I love it… in my humble opinion this is just how it should be. Anybody fatter than her simply wouldn’t have chances in the showbiz. Sometimes it’s funny to look at some American model and know that here could’ve never became famous (and vice versa, probably).
Anyway, it’s just a matter of tastes.
Svend | July 3, 2008 at 7:33 pm
one word: hammertoes!
frito | July 3, 2008 at 8:23 pm
She’s too skinny. She’s too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She’s flat as a board. She’s got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can’t win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.
frito | July 3, 2008 at 8:23 pm
She’s too skinny. She’s too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She’s flat as a board. She’s got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can’t win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.
mytwocents | July 3, 2008 at 8:42 pm
She looks fabulous her body is perfect wow.
She is on the thin side but not overly so and I think thinner is better than heavier don’t YOU.
The very thin and very fat extremes are never good.
She looks great!
The Southsider | July 3, 2008 at 8:49 pm
@39, you have to be kidding me, they get skinnier? Wow, man I’ve dated skinny girls and its just not fun in bed with them because you’re banging bone marrow. I like a variety of women from tall to short, skinny to chubby. I never understood guys that say: she’s not my type. BS, if she’s cute and NOT Obease, or a waif, then she’s fuckable in my book. Dudes on this site tend to sound as prissy as high school girls, real men don’t have the time in the day to give a fuck.
Lisa | July 3, 2008 at 9:05 pm
#44 Exactly.
Lys | July 3, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I wish there would be some hot supermodel male pictures here too. We could also discuss about their bodies, say they are too fat, too skinny, too bony, too much muscles, not enough, small dick, etc, and maybe those 15 years old pale skin DnD addicted virgin who try to convice us they only fuck skinny girls will see how uncool it is to be objectify like this.
Come on, this is how a real woman should look like? What about diversity, what about real women should all be different? And what about you guys. Do you look like Brad Pitt? Are you so perfect that you can tell whats good and whats wrong?
Come on. And don’t hide yourself behind the thought that I must be a fatty. Even if I say so or I deny it, how could you know it? We are on the internet man, and as far as i know, you guys could all be 15 years old pervert who fuck dwarfs in the ass.
Lys | July 3, 2008 at 9:54 pm
And for fuck sake, yes, i made typos. I am not an english speaker. Deal with it, fucking xenophobe.
Sheva | July 3, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Just another in shape euro-chick. Toned legs with some nice natural breasts that apparently don’t need to be blown up to offset the big ass from eating donuts all day.
Bring her to America let her hang out with some American fatties at the mall all day and let’s see how long that’ll last.
Oh wait, screw that. Man I love the self-respecting euro-chicks. Love’em.
goo | July 3, 2008 at 11:14 pm
What’s wrong with her stomach? It’s all dimpled like cellulite.
grace | July 3, 2008 at 11:27 pm
she looks good in the video but waaaaaay too skinny in the bikini pictures. she must have lost a tonne of weight since the video.