Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini

July 3rd, 2008 // 92 Comments

These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar.

NOTE: Aforementioned NSFW video after the jump. It may be in Italian, but it speaks the international language of “Holy shit, that’s a boob.” Mamma mia!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. mimi

    NO ONE CARES FISH-GUTZ!

    and Brotney rocks!

  2. mimi

    ALL haters suk!

    God Bless Britney!

  3. Erica

    Her ribs stick out.

  4. p0nk

    uh, what was NSFW about that vid?
    At first i thought that guy must be gay to have made such consistent eye contact, but by the end of the vid he was clearly trying to ‘accidently’ motorboat those pups.

  5. veggi

    Shit fish, whatcha gonna do when winter hits? All this hard hitting journalism will be so difficult to find!!

  6. veggi

    @5 shut up you fucking troll

  7. tp

    Worthless bag of skin and bones. Disgusting!!

  8. NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
    I WILL KICK YOUR LESBO ASS BITCH CUNT FACE

  9. peter

    What the fuck? She looks like a junkie. More Christina Milian or Elisha Cuthbert, enough with these fucking boney teenage boy bodied chicks. It takes more than fake tits to make a hot woman.

  10. MassGrrl

    She’s too bony.

  11. Jackson

    She’s a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.

  12. Jackson

    She’s a hot looking slim chick unlike big mama Kim Kardaskank and her ugly fat ass.

  13. Baba Loon

    I’d love to motor boat that smoker after I finished giving her a quick ATM!

  14. ph7

    Boobs look huge in the video, but small in the bikini.

    Either way, I’d hit that gazelle.

  15. wow, the real fat chicks just get blasted and then even the skinny ones get called too boney on here. LOL. I’ll take a little too skinny over a little too chubby any day of the week.

  16. Flavio Briatore

    Is thisa my wife? No, scuzzi, I’ma married to Elisabetta Gregoraci. Maybe I can slipa this one my wrinkled cannoli.

  17. combustion8

    take note fish fatties.. this is what a real woman should look like.

  18. OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! 17th! That’s the same number of females I’ve seen naked! If you take the 7 away and count my mom

  19. Conscience_Found

    People who are so callous as to disrespect a minor girl are consuming way too much internet porn. It is eating their souls away and transforming them into tortured shadows of their former selves. Remember Gollum?

    Tolkien had a lot to say about sin.

  20. I hate you for good reason

    17 is a bit retarded. So is 18 for that matter. RETARDED. I mean, mimi retarded. That’s retarded.

  21. veggi

    I must admit I aint got much meat on my ass either but I would still hit her with my big clit.

  22. veggi

    Fuckin’ trolls are ruining my reputation here. Why can’t you fucks be yourselves, why why why?

  23. free lily

    i luv me some canabis!

  24. yodolayheehoo

    ouch. how about just a normal girl Sportsdvl??? You’d take bony over voluptuous??? :( boo. I did love you once.

    she’s yuckified.

  25. combustion8

    @20

    spoken like a true fatty… try laying off the twinkies today.

  26. Kathleen

    Her right boob is bigger than the other.

  27. #24 – I’ll take a real woman any day of the week. Not a super model or the other extreme. Unlike a lot of people, I know real women don’t look like Victoria Secret models!

  28. yodolayheehoo

    :) I knew I adored you for a reason, Sportsdvl…you are redeemed. Our affair continues.

  29. MasterChief

    Elishbetta WHO Cannabis!? huh huh

  30. Thanks yodolayheehoo , nothing is as sexy as you moaning out “yodolayheehoo ” in the middle of a mind shattering orgasm! ;-)

  31. The Southsider

    @15

    dude, NO women get love on here man, don’t you get it, these guys hate women and the ones that arent guys are probably fat women venting on the internet., Though it is funny reading these coments. I’ve only seen one article where no one had anything bad to say and thats out of like 8 months of me glancing this site.

  32. J@cko

    perfect example of Italian bimbo: no brains, all body

  33. finally a non fat-ass on the superficial

  34. finally a non fat-ass on the superficial

  35. Flavio

    proper headline would be: “Relatively unattractive anorexic girl in a bikini”

  36. g.o.d.

    Come on guys, what is wrong with this woman’s body? She is in great shape, seeing a little rib isn’t that bad. Above average ass & breasts. Face is all right, too. I don’t see the problem. But then again, by American standards, she could be considered “too skinny.”

  37. Angela

    Cute skinny 15 years old boy. I thought the example of Italian bimbo was Monica Bellucci

  38. The Southsider

    @37, Monica Belucci would be considered fat on this site. Don’t know if I’d call her bimbo though

  39. Tenchi059

    It’s funny to see all this comments saying that she’s too skinny or anorexic. In Italy when it comes to showgirls and models (and actresses, though less often) this is the average body… actually they go from here to skinnier, not the other way round. And I love it… in my humble opinion this is just how it should be. Anybody fatter than her simply wouldn’t have chances in the showbiz. Sometimes it’s funny to look at some American model and know that here could’ve never became famous (and vice versa, probably).
    Anyway, it’s just a matter of tastes.

  40. Svend

    one word: hammertoes!

  41. frito

    She’s too skinny. She’s too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She’s flat as a board. She’s got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can’t win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.

  42. frito

    She’s too skinny. She’s too fat. She has a fat a$$. She has no a$$. She has Saggy t!ts. She’s flat as a board. She’s got cottage cheese thighs. She needs to eat some cheese. I guess you can’t win no matter what you look like. I guess my message is STFU, and that metaphor about the houses and glass and the black teapot, or kettle. Whatever, you get the gist.

  43. mytwocents

    She looks fabulous her body is perfect wow.
    She is on the thin side but not overly so and I think thinner is better than heavier don’t YOU.

    The very thin and very fat extremes are never good.

    She looks great!

  44. The Southsider

    @39, you have to be kidding me, they get skinnier? Wow, man I’ve dated skinny girls and its just not fun in bed with them because you’re banging bone marrow. I like a variety of women from tall to short, skinny to chubby. I never understood guys that say: she’s not my type. BS, if she’s cute and NOT Obease, or a waif, then she’s fuckable in my book. Dudes on this site tend to sound as prissy as high school girls, real men don’t have the time in the day to give a fuck.

  45. Lisa

    #44 Exactly.

  46. Lys

    I wish there would be some hot supermodel male pictures here too. We could also discuss about their bodies, say they are too fat, too skinny, too bony, too much muscles, not enough, small dick, etc, and maybe those 15 years old pale skin DnD addicted virgin who try to convice us they only fuck skinny girls will see how uncool it is to be objectify like this.
    Come on, this is how a real woman should look like? What about diversity, what about real women should all be different? And what about you guys. Do you look like Brad Pitt? Are you so perfect that you can tell whats good and whats wrong?
    Come on. And don’t hide yourself behind the thought that I must be a fatty. Even if I say so or I deny it, how could you know it? We are on the internet man, and as far as i know, you guys could all be 15 years old pervert who fuck dwarfs in the ass.

  47. Lys

    And for fuck sake, yes, i made typos. I am not an english speaker. Deal with it, fucking xenophobe.

  48. Sheva

    Just another in shape euro-chick. Toned legs with some nice natural breasts that apparently don’t need to be blown up to offset the big ass from eating donuts all day.

    Bring her to America let her hang out with some American fatties at the mall all day and let’s see how long that’ll last.

    Oh wait, screw that. Man I love the self-respecting euro-chicks. Love’em.

  49. goo

    What’s wrong with her stomach? It’s all dimpled like cellulite.

  50. grace

    she looks good in the video but waaaaaay too skinny in the bikini pictures. she must have lost a tonne of weight since the video.

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