Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini

May 18th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, and I like how we’re supposed to pretend she’s still George Clooney‘s girlfriend even though they haven’t been photographed together since December. Not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark which roughly translates to an eternity when measured in Clooney Time. Fortunately, the man operates with the soft, subtle grace of a ballet dancer in these situations. “How do I put this to you gently? Elisabetta, I feel like I’ve been looking at your vagina since it had dinosaurs in it.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Deacon Jones

    whoever writes first is a taint stain

  2. Beavis

    Her name has ‘anal’ in it.

  3. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    I’d like to saddle up on that!!!!!

  4. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you lookin’ at this JLo? This is what an ass is supposed to look like.

  5. tlmck

    No wonder George has not had a new girlfriend in a while. He would be hard pressed to improve on this.

  6. AteIsEnough


  7. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that shitbox! Oh yeah!

  8. It had to be said

    Dinosaurs in the vag? Did she have a previous relationship with Harrison Ford?

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    Cock Dr
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    Her body is damned near perfectly toned & proportioned.
    Too bad about the dumb tattoos.

  10. 10 more pounds would make her look super hot. If it were 10 pounds of boobs.

  11. Kelley

    Can’t get past the man face on this … never could …

  12. Honest Abe

    Underboob, sweet ass in a thong, great post!!

  13. cc

    Pic 5….oh fucking yes.

  14. misterfister

    I would make love to her with my fists.

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice gutter.

  16. Sinful

    She’s Italian, right? Can someone help me out? How do you say in Italian: “say my name when I’m fuckin’ you in the ass, bitch!”: Thanks for the help, I’m really gonna need it.

    • Veronica

      “di il mio nome quando scopo il tuo culo, troia” well it isn’t a nice thing to say but whatever

  17. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
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    I just ate a good-sized lunch and yet looking at that delicious ass makes me hungry all over again.

  18. guido guidoni

    dì il mio nome quando ti inculo, troia!

  19. TTT

    Steven Tylers sex change operation is deemed a great success. Chaz are you taking notes?

  20. Clarence Beeks

    Manly looking face, but that body is AMAZING.

  21. Let’s trade torsos.. wait I’m pregnant… dammit!

  22. Nothing says, “good thing I got famous before I resorted to going into porn,” quite like the armband tattoo.

  23. Cornelius

    Tattoos = white trash. Sorry,

  24. Pippy Longcockings

    So unfair that Clooney gets to spew his old man seed into this. Sigh.

  25. a pornstar

    Can I get some help here…

    does a man at 50 get a full erection, and if so, does it last?

    secondly, does man meat look like raisins, or not?

    sex with men over 35 does not appeal to me.at.all.

    am I missing out?

  26. ???

    I just can’t get around that tribal tattoo on her upper arm – so white trash! She’s hot enough to get away with the other ones but that one is fucking terrible

    • Mandi

      Thank you!! I wanted to make this comment myself, but then everyone would simply reply how fat and jealous I am.

  27. devilsrain

    It amazes me that people still think Clooney is straight.

  28. BigDaddy

    That’s a very nice ass,not like that cottage cheese ass of Kim K everyone is always trying to show.

  29. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
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    Damn she’s so hot…watched the whole gallery – twice.

  30. marie

    Damn she’s so hot…watched the whole gallery – twice.

  31. anonym

    ugly fuckin tats

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  33. Jovy

    Is this that tranny that posed for peta? No thanks.

  34. SpeedRacer

    Don’t people realize that Clooney is gay and he PAYS for hot women to hang out with him when he need to promote a movie or go to the Oscars!!!!!!!!!

  35. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Breathe in…”To the beach”…Breathe out…”To the Bar”.

    Take a breath girlfriend…geez.

  36. Maybe he’s sent her packing to the Clooney Bin, with all of his other past conquests.

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    Ben Whofleck
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    She’s doing it right.

  38. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s tribal, bro”

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