Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, and I like how we’re supposed to pretend she’s still George Clooney’s girlfriend even though they haven’t been photographed together since December. Not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark which roughly translates to an eternity when measured in Clooney Time. Fortunately, the man operates with the soft, subtle grace of a ballet dancer in these situations. “How do I put this to you gently? Elisabetta, I feel like I’ve been looking at your vagina since it had dinosaurs in it.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News