Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, and I like how we’re supposed to pretend she’s still George Clooney‘s girlfriend even though they haven’t been photographed together since December. Not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark which roughly translates to an eternity when measured in Clooney Time. Fortunately, the man operates with the soft, subtle grace of a ballet dancer in these situations. “How do I put this to you gently? Elisabetta, I feel like I’ve been looking at your vagina since it had dinosaurs in it.”
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News
whoever writes first is a taint stain
Ah, my first troll in a while..
Her name has ‘anal’ in it.
Anal. huh huh uh huh
Ahhh, you beat me to it…
Maybe we can beat each other later?
Hey guys, her name also has canal in it.
Come out with your pants down!
I’d like to saddle up on that!!!!!
Are you lookin’ at this JLo? This is what an ass is supposed to look like.
LMAO! You got that right, tlmck! *** Take Note, JLo ***
No wonder George has not had a new girlfriend in a while. He would be hard pressed to improve on this.
Damn…
Look at that shitbox! Oh yeah!
Dinosaurs in the vag? Did she have a previous relationship with Harrison Ford?
Or Michael Douglas?
Her body is damned near perfectly toned & proportioned.
Too bad about the dumb tattoos.
especially when it used to read “Eminem”
10 more pounds would make her look super hot. If it were 10 pounds of boobs.
More like 10lbs of my cock in her.
Can’t get past the man face on this … never could …
he is the proof that the perfect woman is a man
You could be onto something there, lol.
Underboob, sweet ass in a thong, great post!!
Pic 5….oh fucking yes.
I would make love to her with my fists.
Nice gutter.
She’s Italian, right? Can someone help me out? How do you say in Italian: “say my name when I’m fuckin’ you in the ass, bitch!”: Thanks for the help, I’m really gonna need it.
“di il mio nome quando scopo il tuo culo, troia” well it isn’t a nice thing to say but whatever
I just ate a good-sized lunch and yet looking at that delicious ass makes me hungry all over again.
dì il mio nome quando ti inculo, troia!
Steven Tylers sex change operation is deemed a great success. Chaz are you taking notes?
Manly looking face, but that body is AMAZING.
Does she smoke? She kinda looks like she smells like a used ashtray.
Oops, didn’t mean to reply to Clarence Beeks’ comment.
Let’s trade torsos.. wait I’m pregnant… dammit!
Nothing says, “good thing I got famous before I resorted to going into porn,” quite like the armband tattoo.
Tattoos = white trash. Sorry,
So unfair that Clooney gets to spew his old man seed into this. Sigh.
Can I get some help here…
does a man at 50 get a full erection, and if so, does it last?
secondly, does man meat look like raisins, or not?
sex with men over 35 does not appeal to me.at.all.
am I missing out?
I just can’t get around that tribal tattoo on her upper arm – so white trash! She’s hot enough to get away with the other ones but that one is fucking terrible
Thank you!! I wanted to make this comment myself, but then everyone would simply reply how fat and jealous I am.
It amazes me that people still think Clooney is straight.
That’s a very nice ass,not like that cottage cheese ass of Kim K everyone is always trying to show.
Damn she’s so hot…watched the whole gallery – twice.
Damn she’s so hot…watched the whole gallery – twice.
ugly fuckin tats
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Is this that tranny that posed for peta? No thanks.
Don’t people realize that Clooney is gay and he PAYS for hot women to hang out with him when he need to promote a movie or go to the Oscars!!!!!!!!!
Breathe in…”To the beach”…Breathe out…”To the Bar”.
Take a breath girlfriend…geez.
Maybe he’s sent her packing to the Clooney Bin, with all of his other past conquests.
She’s doing it right.
“It’s tribal, bro”