Elisabeth Hasselbeck, one fourth of the clucking you hear when watching The View, decided to show off her sweet bikini-clad post-pregnant bod in the pages of Fitness Magazine. Elisabeth did a bunch of stuff like dieting, exercising and whatever else Republicans do to lose weight. Which I’ll assume includes throwing Bibles at poor people. I dunno, I’ve never been to a gym. Anyway, Rosie O’Donnell is probably ogling these pics and wishing she’d been a little nicer to Elisabeth. Or Rosie could just be eating her typical Wednesday snack that consists of those giant Brontosaurus ribs from the opening credits of The Flintstones. True story.
Photos: Fitness Magazine
Fast Eddie | May 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
It’s a bit pixelated, but … I think I see toe. Bitch.
Militaryman | January 22, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Awsome feet, call me Elizabeth!!
Gino | May 7, 2008 at 4:05 pm
She may be a little looney but DAMN! She’s hott!
I’d hit it!
meddlingminx | May 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Shut up, Fish, you moist fucking douchenozzle.
Chupacabra | May 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Damn, she is an ugly assed ho.
tony the tiger | May 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
third
noneyabeezwax | May 7, 2008 at 4:09 pm
not bad for having just squirt out a shitlin’
Mandy | May 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I hate it when you can see the transistor insertion point (bellybutton) in one of the earlier stepford models.
bigjerm | May 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
hey, she was on survivor!
John McCain | May 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
what’s up with those ugly shoes?
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 4:12 pm
@7 Mandy, where is your insertion point??
Josh | May 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
What’s with all the cheap political comments now?
Are you taking donations from some Obama tard?
Jimbo | May 7, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@10 Mike, your boyfriend is using your computer and calling you “Mandy” again.
nipolian | May 7, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I wonder if her husband will make it to the Superbowl this year.
Jacko | May 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
How refreshing after those pics of Amy Winewhore
morga | May 7, 2008 at 4:19 pm
hrm, kinda funny that such a conservative wingnut would forget that Pride is also one of the seven deadlies
They White Urkle | May 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Fish you liberal dick sucker. Go back to taking it in the ass from your bro and his ho. Oops, I mean obama and his USA hating wife.
plainjane | May 7, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Republican, insane AND generic looking, what a package.
Ted Mosby | May 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I would inject some liberalism into her conservative brazilian wax.
Andy | May 7, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Even the good-looking Republicans (all 3 of them) are cold and sexless.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Good for her, losing all that baby weight the healthy natural way unlike Britney who likes snorting meth and drinking til she pukes which is the way God intended it, I mean which is TERRIBLE for you!!
One more thing, is this chick related to Heidi Montag or do they just share the same photographer, cause these are the most over-posed pictures since well, any pics of Heidi/Spence.
Matt | May 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
John McCain is looking at these pictures and giving his shriveled dick a vigorous palsied rub, but his wife hid the Viagra so he’s only getting more red splotches on his face.
Cindy | May 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She wanted to get her figure back quickly so she can look good if McCain wins and her party gets 4 more years to continue destroying America.
restingonlaurels | May 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
how can she expect to command any respect after this? men don’t have to do this, how is this fair?
havoc | May 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I don’t care what her politics are, I’d rail the shit outta that……
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Mike | May 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
@12 I don’t have a boyfriend, I just have my goat!!
slysil | May 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Her husband make NFL cash, she works 1 hour a day. WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE TIME TO EXCERCISE!!! Finally, someone who makes Paris look like a workaholic….
Sid | May 7, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Typical Republican. Blathers on and on about morals and values, as long as she can be judging other people. But when she gets a chance to indulge in vanity, she goes for it like GWB when he sees the distractor item on a multiple choice test.
dude | May 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Matt @21
that is some sick, funny stuff.
Compare Hasselbeck’s bikini bod to Wino’s.
deacon jones | May 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Nice camel toe
Well, if there’s one thing good about Republicans (women that is) is that they know their role – look good and do as told.
Oveta | May 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@26 – she at least works out. while she is not Hollywood hot, imo, she is in great shape. Too bad the hubby has lost most of his hair.
Militaryman | January 22, 2011 at 7:12 pm
She was damn good in survivor. Fuck the politics, she is hot!!
restingonlaurels | May 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@27 – amen. hypocrisy at it’s best.
jFp | May 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I see they photo-shopped Hannity’s dick out of her mouth.
uglyfucktard | May 7, 2008 at 4:43 pm
nice bikini, where’d you get it, Land’s End? this bitch is not hot & never will be.
democrats suck the weiner | May 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
how is it NOT ok for Elisabeth to spout out her views on a TALK SHOW, but Katie Couric can spout her shit on what is supposed to be an unbiased news report. fuck that. you democrats are just like the blacks – hypocritical. (ex: there is a Miss Black America, but if there was a Miss White America there would be hell for whitey to pay).
and she is not being vain in any way. she is on the cover of a FITNESS magazine, you toolbags. she is encouraging women who have had children to go out and lose the weight and that they can have a body like that after a child. get over yourselves. stop being jealous.
Oveta | May 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
you democrat freaks are just as bad as the republicans and anyone else that spends 97% of thier day on this website
Tits McCholo | May 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
get off the politicking, she’s NOT sexy. You can have a great bod and make my dick fall off, ok? Jesus fucking christ.
is this the same woman who said she thinks abortion is murder? She should adopt all those crack babies from the ghetto… oh, there is no ghetto while a republican is in office, I FUCKING FORGOT.
restingonlaurels | May 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
yep, #29, not only that but they put the women’s movement back a few hundred years so those of us who know we’re better than that STILL only make 75.5 cents to every dollar that men make and therefore are forced into subordinate positions like the one you see above. what a prostitute.
Randal | May 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Christ, this piggo is still around. Way too fat. Cellulite city. I though Repub-lick-ends were supposed to be moderates. Elizabeth, try being more moderate when you’re shoveling in the food you waddling heifer. Mooooove past the desert table, Cowly McCow. Time to thin you down for 4H.
yawn | May 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
these pictures need more filter..
this person is an idiot.. way to alienate your audience.. hey look at me.. i’m not fat like most of you.. oh but i can afford a personal trainer and can buy better food.. look at me i’m so pretty.. well.. with the filter you cant really see through.. but i look hot right.. dont i.. dont i…
yes uh sure..
oh god thank you.. see.. i am hot.
*self esteem*
Mike | May 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
You’re such an idiot Deacon fucking Jones. You never have anything funny to say. It’s either “oh, I partied with these guys” or some sort of woman bashing predictable nonsense that no one gives a shit about.
They White Urkle | May 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Wow, you dem’s are bitter. At least she takes prode in herself. Not like liberal bitches, hillary, rosie. Every liberal woman I see (I live in San Diego, there are millions of them) has a muffin top and hairy legs. Filthy skanks is what they are.
The senate is run by the dem’s. What have they done in the year since they came into “power”? Not a damn thing. They wont let us drill for our own oil, but blame the “evil” oil companys. The oil companys make 8 cents per gallon. The government gets 18 cents. Who is the real criminal?
Another thing. Stop these filthy mexicans from invading our country.
Freedom of speech is OK as long as you are not a republican or conservative? Go fuck yourselves democrats.
Auntie Kryst | May 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Who cares about the political bent of any of those twats on the View? I am glad, however, The National Review is finally coming out with a swimsuit issue!!
Ted Kennedy | May 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I’d fuck her doggy style and make her call me Ted Kennedy
Bigheadmike | May 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I would love her long long time.
??? | May 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
wow what a fatso!
WHAAAAAA | May 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I miss Ted from LA :(
Oveta | May 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
@34 – while i do agree with most of your statements, you lose all credibility by comparing democrats to “blacks”. it makes you (and those that agree with you) look like morons, but then again most commentators here are uneducated morons.
Randal | May 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
*sighs at #38′s attempt of being me*
Well, what can I do really, huh? When you start getting fans, you know you’re reaching that special celeb status here on FISH. Thanks… I guess.
She has certainly taken very good care of herself but I really don’t have any other reference to compare her with, so I guess all that I can do is give my congratulations at looking so fit and trim.
Randal likes Mommy!
Randal
ph7 | May 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I’d fuck the annoying out of her.
Laedon | May 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
They White Urkle = lame
She isn’t fat -_-, it is not funny…