Elin Woods wants nothing to do with Tiger press conference

February 18th, 2010 // 40 Comments

Despite Tiger Woods’ handlers urging her to, Elin Woods probably won’t be attending his press conference on Friday that’s already pissing off the professional golfing world with its shitty timing. PopEater reports:

“It’s hard enough for her to try and make this marriage work after what he did to her and their children,” an insider tells me. “The last thing she wants to do right now is stand next to him in front of him and the world’s press. What message is she sending to her daughter and women and girls around the world.”

I find it hard to believe Tiger’s people would even want Elin there considering there’s a 98% chance she’d produce a battle hammer if he admits to sleeping with a woman she wasn’t already aware of. Maybe I fantasize about Elin banging me with a Thor helmet on too much, but you get what I’m trying to say here: She should wear a red cape.

NOTE: Added the first public images Tiger’s allowed anyone to take since November because nothing proves you’re serious about your marriage and golf like jogging. On that note, anyone surprise these aren’t encoded to play the theme song to Rocky? Me, too.

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. Mdiz

    Id hit it

  2. Tucker Jay

    Ha ha, Owned.

  3. oooaaahhh

    Looks like El Tigre put on few pounds. I guess we know now that his bangin’ around was really his workout regimen.

  4. Double-J

    The President of Stanford just passed out.

  5. Stating the Obvious

    I can’t believe anyone gives a shit about golf. Fat middle aged people golf. Old people golf. Anybody can golf. Maybe not well, but anybody can golf.

  6. hummer11

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  7. Double-J

    Also, was a double-mastectomy part of his punishment? That’ll help.

  8. Captain_Insano

    “What message is she sending to her daughter and women and girls around the world?”

    That all women are whores for men with money?

  9. Ms Golddigger

    All she is interested in is Tigers bank account…..

  10. Ms Golddigger

    Agemingle is for homo’s

  11. God of Thunder

    She wants nothing to do with the press conference. She just cares for his money.

    BTW nice outfit coffee breath. You look like Sebastian Bach.

  12. Tiger has bad running form and fat thighs.

    And he looks like a goddamn muppet.

  13. yep

    “That all women are whores for men with money?”

    Truer words were never spoken. Most women would fuck a corpse if the guy was rich enough. They are ALL whores…the differences come down to price and the duration of the transaction.

  14. Yolanda of Egypt

    skinny whie bitch died ass bleach blonde no tits no ass Ho
    a brutha need a sister not a bag of bones

  15. Doc Schweinstrudel

    He always wore such oversized pants I was wondering if that’s because he is pear shaped or because maybe he has a really big dick. Now I understand that its the former.

  16. Ogie

    SHe looks like David SPade!

  17. gotmilk?

    looking a little thin there Elin. i think she’s already sent enough of a message by not already divorcing his ass.

    and i’m sorry, but why is this tool bag having a “press conference”? who cares if he apologizes to the world? i don’t give a rat’s ass and i’m pretty sure no one else does either.

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  19. Jase

    If that’s the actual transcript then Tiger Woods is officially the fucking man

  20. What happened to her D-cups? Did she get them removed?

  21. Coal Miner's Son

    This fucking pile of shit should just die already. What can he say? I am sorry I fucked whores, please forgive me?
    It’s his genetics. They just can’t help it. That’s why he married every black man’s dream, a trophy blonde.
    In my life I turned down 3 times as many women as I have had because of being in a relationship. And I am not handsome. I have morals. We are born with morals, unless we are pervert or sociopathic.

  22. i think Vijay Singh said it best when speaking of his rival, Tiger Woods….

    “fuck that light-skinned nigger!”.

    God bless you, Vijay. God bless you indeed.

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  24. Mr. Nice Guy

    Tiger needs to Dumb her and find a Hott Woman that will keep him interested. After he gets a Vasectomy so he keeps his $$$, she keeps her looks, and they can Travel and enjoy Life together.

  25. zuzuspetals

    The whole thing about Tiger is really boring me now, but I am dying to know why the fuck flannel is back this year.

  26. flannel?

    LOL yeah what’s with the flannel? And she’s not hot enough to make it look good. Hmm Bar Rafaeli could look good in flannel I think, it suits her summery easygoing look

  27. Woods & Elin have been together for seven years. Hmm Seven year itch? Men who travel constantly have lots of opportunity. I hope it is just a bump in the road for this family. Hitting him with a golf club must have been somewhat satisfying.

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  30. captain america

    she just knows she made alot of mistakes…………….

  31. bbw28

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  32. Punchdrunkstupid

    Nike sucks just like Tiger’s hookers. They must be supremely desperate and have paid those two a fair chunk of change to be walking mannequins for them.

  33. Liz

    Didn’t Bill Clinton do the whole jogging thing after his sex scandal?

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  35. jackie

    I use to feel sorry for her with all this bullshit, now that she has stayed for the money, I don’t feel sorry for her at all. She should have left in the beginning, it looks like all she was in it for was the money after all. If he was the average joe and had done all this to her, I don’t think she would have stayed passed the first night. Money talks!!!!

  36. The whole thing about Tiger is really boring me now,

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  38. jack

    I am really starting to not like her, she went from baby sitter to a filthy rich women thanks to Tiger Woods cheating. Some things are more important than money, like self respect!!!!! She obviously has none for herself. She seems to like all the attention that she has been getting lately as well!!! I know she hit him with the golf club and was the reason he crashed the car.

  39. wctw

    It would be to the advantage of both Tiger and Elin for her not to be present in the public apology conference. For Elin, it showed she was not the “paid” to be stand-by-her-man woman. For Tiger, he showed he would shield her from further embarassment in having millions of people seeing her response over TV. It also indirectly showed people that this marriage was not a PR marriage or using his wife as a PR tool , as what most e-news said. If Tiger could do this redemption by himself, it is in fact better for his self-esteem and just in case the marriage can’t be salvaged, his redemption could still progress as Elin was not in the limelight in all these.

  40. Men who travel constantly have lots of opportunity. I hope it is just a bump in the road for this family. Hitting him with a golf club must have been somewhat satisfying.

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