BREAKING: Child services investigating Elin Woods for beating Tiger with golf club

December 14th, 2009 // 89 Comments

In case anyone doubts Elin Woods tried to open Tiger Woods’ skull with a pitching wedge, the Florida Department of Children and Families has officially launched an investigation after receiving a complaint last week. RadarOnline reports:

RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a police document that provides proof and details of the investigation and DCF’s attempt to make an in-home visit to the Woods’ residence just days ago.
The document – police dispatch notes – details that the investigation centers on possible domestic violence between Tiger and his wife taking place in front of their young children. Using police code, it also spells out that a unknown weapon may have been involved. A source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com that the weapon is a golf club.

I can’t imagine why the kids would be awake at 2 a.m. unless Elin Woods knows something I don’t know about babies being a kickass battle axe. Ha! Nordics.

More Modeling Pics of Elin Nordegren Woods

Photos: Fame, INFdaily
superficial

  1. doug

    first.

  2. Organized Mess

    FIRST!!!!!!!

  3. Organized Mess

    FIRST!!!!!!!

  4. Get off my lawn, Uncle Sam!

    This makes me furious on her behalf. How freakin dare they act like SHE is a bad mother for beating Tiger with a golf club? Goverment stay out of our domestic desputes!

  5. Organized Mess

    curse you doug, curse you.

  6. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy!

    “woman beat tiger with gold club”

    Why didnt they call the ASPCA…

  7. Concerned Scandinavian

    Blondes swedes are always beating their spouses. When will Swedes beak the cycle of violence in their families?

  8. Hotmom

    She should have beat him with a GUN…..

  9. Good for the Goose

    Seems fair. Chris Brown career was destroyed because eh roughed up Rhianna for cheating on him. Why should it be any different for a woman?

  10. whatever

    seriously, why isn’t this psycho bitch in jail already? any guys here think for one second if they chased their wife out the door swinging a golf club at their head at 2 am they wouldn’t be in the wrong side of the iron bars right now? i guess since she has a vagina that it’s ok for her to try and murder her spouse. if tiger had any stones he would have filed a complaint and had this psycho carted off to jail, divorced her, and gotten a restraining order against her. then he could dip his wick in every ho that came down the pike without any back talk or b.s.

  11. whatever

    seriously, why isn’t this psycho bitch in jail already? any guys here think for one second if they chased their wife out the door swinging a golf club at their head at 2 am they wouldn’t be in the wrong side of the iron bars right now? i guess since she has a vagina that it’s ok for her to try and murder her spouse. if tiger had any stones he would have filed a complaint and had this psycho carted off to jail, divorced her, and gotten a restraining order against her. then he could dip his wick in every ho that came down the pike without any back talk or b.s.

  12. Maggie

    lol @ #5 that is hilarious. He also changed his mane i mean name lol!! from Tiger to Cheetah..

  13. Rihanna

    Tiger
    Tigger
    Nig***

    Look, that cheating monkey got what he deserved.

    Hey police, never mind the fact that your celebrity primate was under the influence when it crashed its car. No, don’t worry about that.

    Go after the poor defenseless woman who was probably defending herself from the aggressive advances of an almond-eyed, big-lipped cheater.

    Put the mouth-breathing ape behind bars before it really hurts someone.

  14. DJ

    @11 I agree, and I’m a chick, go figure!! Yea, she should have done jail time for it. It doesn’t matter what the spouse does to deserve it, still illegal to beat ppl with clubs.
    FYI, about the Chris Brown thing, Rianna was slapping him before he launched too, yea, he beat the crap out of her, and he’s a piece of shit, but just more proof that it doesn’t matter what the chicks did, no one even mentions it.

  15. Meh

    Looks like Tiger’s PR team is handing out cash to the Florida government now.

    “We have to do something to stop Tiger from looking like a giant, stupid-a$$, douchebag that cheated on his wife! PR attack team, GO!”

  16. Stu Noodler

    If my wife had 18 affairs on me, I would be very angry..I think she just beat up his car didn’t she? No need to take the woman’s children!

  17. Elin's next hubby

    The lame – ass police is just out to make a name for themselves. What a joke. I got their investigation swingin right here…. The rent-a-cops in that neighborhood got nuthin better to do that harass my next wife!! Don’t worry baby, daddy gonna make it all right!!! Now, gimme some sugar and get my dinner….

  18. Elin's next hubby

    The lame – ass police is just out to make a name for themselves. What a joke. I got their investigation swingin right here…. The rent-a-cops in that neighborhood got nuthin better to do that harass my next wife!! Don’t worry baby, daddy gonna make it all right!!! Now, gimme some sugar and get my dinner….

  19. rob frost

    She can hit me with a golf club any time!

  20. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy!

    “Child Services” buncha clowns, thousands of dysfunctional families in the Florida are that needs help, but who do they decide to investigate? Right…

    In the words of the Great Mongomery Burns, “Smithers realease the hounds”..

  21. PunkA

    I heard that they are investigating Tiger for using Elin’s mouth as his personal ball washer…..

  22. Art V.

    What makes me very very very mad is that if that were you or I (and I do mean male and/or females) we would have been thrown in JAIL for domestic violence. No matter who hits who with whatever is a crime in every state. So my question is why didn’t Elin get thrown in jail. And because Tiger was cheating is NOT an excuse to take a club to his face. Hit him where it hurts the most, his WALLET. By law the cops should already have pressed charges on Elin. It doesn’t matter that Tiger didn’t want to press charges. The law is the law. But I guess if you have tons of money and are famous, then the law doesn’t pertain to you. But you and me, be you male or female, would have been locked up no questions asked. Quit feeling sorry for Elin. My God this has made her RICHER and like most girls she will be laughing, NOT CRYING, all the way to the bank.

  23. Anon

    Wow.
    I expected the usual double standards whenever you hear about male domestic abuse on here from the female posters but none of that.
    I’m impressed. Male or Female and no matter what they did they don’t deserve violence on them and do deserve help and protection from the law whilst their partners Female or Male don’t deserve to get away with it.

  24. She’s Swedish?
    How is she on a double bass kit?
    Blast beats? Single handed snare rolls?

  25. Have something to say? Join the “I did not sleep with Tiger Woods” Fan Page on Facebook.

  26. FACE

    About someone said something about this beech taking a golf club to him. If it were the other way around, he would be in jail. Why is it ok for women to commit domestic violence?

  27. PunkA

    Any dude who is married knows that if they get caught sticking the one-eye in some other women that there will be hell to pay. Do it to over 10+ chicks, just feel lucky all she assaulted you with was a 5-iron. Honestly, Tiger broker her trust, humiliated her, and all Tiger got was a busted up lip, broken teeth, and minor head wounds. The dude is lucky. I can see why he did not marry a black woman. If he had, he’d still be in the ICU.

  28. Yo Mama

    This is nothing more then a witch hunt to dig in a get the scoop on what happen. It’s 2 am in the morning, the kids are in bed, CPS is just being a snoop for the media.

  29. mutt

    Could someone please explain to me how you would cheat on a women like that, with some of the absolute skanks that Tiger did?….it boggles the fucking brain.

  30. Tomas Haake

    Delgo,

    It’s highly doubtful that anyone else knows what you’re talking about, so I’ll acknowledge your reference. Elin would fit in nicely with one of those all hot chick metal super groups.

  31. Megan

    So he publicly humiliates his wife by fucking over 10 people, mostly without a condom, possibly having love children. And he ruins their family and pretty much emotionally abuses her and his children because he wanted some quality Waffle House pussy… and SHE’S the one who has inflicted domestic abuse?

    We don’t know if she was an idiotic or boring wife, but cheating is never fucking acceptable and if he didn’t want her, he could have fucking left. Sponsors don’t give a shit. What they do give a shit about is you ruining your reputation by getting so much syphilis your nose fucking falls off.

    Fuck Tiger Woods, and fuck golf anyway.

  32. Anon

    I think they are investigating because a serious (well allieged) assault has happened in a family home. One parent has seriously (allegied) attacked the other and with weapons needing hospital treatment.
    They can’t just ignore that as childrens safety could be at risk. If there becomes a custody battle or they get divorced this will come up and they would ask the kids not be handed over to someone with a history of violence in the family home.
    What about when the kids are there and upset her will she take it out on them?
    Children are usually beaten by their mothers and in a lot of male domestic abuse when there are children the men let the violence happen to them so it doesn’t happen to the children. As mothers get custody what happens when he’s no longer there to protect them.
    Here in the UK if a man beats his wife just once social services will get her and the kids out of the house for their safety but I actually know about a guy who’s wife was beating him and when he went to them they said unless she’s ever hit the kids they won’y help him. Now here Men have almost zero rights in divorce and especially with out own children so if he left and took the kids (something women do every day) he would be charged with kidknapping and it could be used in court to deny him any access. If he divorced her even with the domestic abuse he would not get custody and the kids life would be in jeapody.
    On a side note if violence was later found to be happening to the kids Social Services (the SS) would sooner put them in foster care then with thier Father.
    In America though you are light years ahead for Fathers, Mens and by proxy childrens rights. In the best interest of the child here means ‘we must make sure the womans rights aren’t affected to keep the feminizi’s happy’

  33. Money is Power

    Hell, tiger cunt is rich enough to afford attorneys evil and clever enough to prove (in court of course, where justice is purchased) that this is all HER fault! God bless paper currency, as it allowed the money changers to take over the world!!!
    Hearts to Capitalism

  34. Anon

    Megan she’s being investigated for VIOLENCE. What about the emotional and PHYSICAL abuse from that.

    Do you know what domestic abuse is? Do you know what VIOLENT domestic abuse is?
    You think because he cheated he deserves VIOLENT domestic abuse? Do you think men are allowed to do that when he finds out that his child isn’t his because that is a far worse form of cheating? No didn’t think so you hypocrite.

    Yes she has inflicted domestic abuse not him which is why she’s being investigated.
    We don’t know if she was an idiotic and boring wife but VIOLENCE IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE YOU IDIOTIC AND BORING LITTLE GIRL. How can you honestly sit there and ignore VIOLENCE in the home? She could have fucking left.

    Read up on domestic abuse you muppet.

  35. pat C.

    “unless Elin Woods knows something I don’t know about babies being a kickass battle axe”.

    That’s just wrong. Babies should only be used as shields.

  36. Jim

    She should be sent to prison for years. She’s an abuser of the worse kind.

    The is no excuse for physical violence. It’s sick and disgusting that people would make excuses for her. When that ccoky Vegas stripper was cut up into little peices because she was a hour, no one made excuses for him. When Elin attacks because she’s married to a man whore, there should be no difference. The question is – while she hang herself in to a hotel closet?

  37. Burp

    Divorce negotiation/career saving tactic.

  38. Dan Montana

    She has to be lousy in bed!

  39. Dan Montana

    She has to be lousy in bed!

  40. Dan Montana

    to mutt
    She has to be lousy in bed!

  41. F*ckRandal

    About fucking time!

    If a guy ever did this to his wife/girlfriend he would be in jail pronto. I am so fucking tired of dumb fucking bitches thinking they can do whatever the hell they want and face no repercussions. Fuck with the bull, bitch, and you gonna get the horns…male or female!

    I would love it if they end up taking the kids away from her, thereby totally shafting her on that supposed settlement she will get from the divorce…no kids, no cash…just a used, broken, old skank.

    Maybe it is just the PR exec in me, but if I was Tiger, I would sick all of my lawyers on this shit, make sure this gets as much news coverage as possible and he ends up with sole custody….

    But this fucked up society will find more problems with a man doing something totally natural (fuuuuuuuuuckin as many women as possible – procreation baby) than a chick taking a golf club to someone’s head.

    Either way this shit is pretty funny to watch from the side.

  42. bree

    But this fucked up society will find more problems with a man doing something totally natural (fuuuuuuuuuckin as many women as possible – procreation baby) than a chick taking a golf club to someone’s head.

    I love how guys say this, but there will be hell to pay if they even THINK for a second that one of them got pregnant. You really go out saying “can’t wait to have 100 kids, better get fuck as many chicks as possible!”

    is it POSSIBLE that… gasp… we are not brainless animals anymore and men love to use this as an excuse (that makes no sense by the way…)

  43. Hugh Hefner

    Tiger Woods stole my gig and my wood!

  44. Mike

    Oh waaa a girl got away with such and such. Never mind the fact that the guy was banging anything with a pulse, and that will be great for the kids to know in about six years at school hugh. Give me a break, life is not fair. Yeah women get away with it more than guys do, and for a reason. It does not mean that she should be able to pound her husbands skull, but come on she weighs 110 pounds, and Tiger is a pretty big athlete. He deserved to be hit for what he did anyway. As a guy myself it sucks that some guy like this makes it so every time he goes out with the guys; or is gone for awhile longer he must be boinking the neighbor because that’s what Tiger did.

  45. F*ckRandal

    @44 “boinking” Mike? Just admit it’s Michelle…it’s ok…everyone says so when you are out of the room. Your logic, Michelle, is flawed like most everyone wearing their balls on the inside…a 110 pound person can do just as much damage with a golf club as a 185 pound person (Tiger Wood’s listed weight). What you need to look for is intent (Law. the state of a person’s mind that directs his or her actions toward a specific object.). Chris Brown intended to re-arrange Rihannas face…Elin intended to wrap that 9-iron around his neck. Both need to be punished accordingly. His millions and her inferior sex (ha – just kidding) should not play a part in their punishment.

    @42 part of procreation is practice…also, I see no problem with having as many kids as you can take care of. Tiger can feed a whole lot of mouths…and I am not talking about his black mamba.

  46. asdf

    she is one lucky bitch.

    went from nothing, to a rich no talent gold digging wife.

    and she’s very basic looking. not even supermodel quality

  47. ghost

    A preemptive strike by Tiger’s people to discredit the mother of his children in preparation for the brutal divorce that is likely about to occur.

  48. joho777

    This is seriously weird. Tiger Woods himself says he got his facial contusions from his steering wheel (not Elin’s golf club) when he drove out his driveway under the influence and hit the hydrant with the Escalade.

    And there is no law in Florida against someone beating in the back window of her own car (especially on her own property – the driveway).

    So this is mainly Florida Law Enforcement doing a big favor for Tiger Wood by setting Child Services onto Elin.

    CS apparently isn’t worried about the kids father (Tiger) having random and unprotected sex over a period of years with a long list of skank waitresses.

    And FDLE isn’t worried about Tiger driving under the influence and damaging city property (the hydrant).

    Florida is both the most violent and the most corrupt state in the union. And this just demonstrates again.

  49. PostmortemG

    @ Delgo & Tomas Haake:

    I prefer that old time ´90s Black Metal, Grind Core and Death Metal myself. =D Ahhh, Relapse Records and Nuclear Blast back in the early-to-mid ´90s. So classic!!!

    As for this stupid situation, i don´t get it… the lady´s hot; and while i don´t exactly condone her usage of violence against Tiger Woods (But i will admit it´s damn funny), the ´fucker´ had it coming. Eh, whatever…

  50. Minor Injuries

    Wait a minute, I thought it was reported Tiger only had minor cuts to his face. That’s probably due to the shattered glass from his Escalade, lol. If she actually beat him over the head with a golf club he’d have some pretty serious injuries.

    Now, beating shit out of his ride with his own golf club…. ya, he totally had that one coming :)

Leave A Comment