BREAKING: Child services investigating Elin Woods for beating Tiger with golf club

By: The Superficial / December 14, 2009

In case anyone doubts Elin Woods tried to open Tiger Woods’ skull with a pitching wedge, the Florida Department of Children and Families has officially launched an investigation after receiving a complaint last week. RadarOnline reports:

RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a police document that provides proof and details of the investigation and DCF’s attempt to make an in-home visit to the Woods’ residence just days ago.
The document – police dispatch notes – details that the investigation centers on possible domestic violence between Tiger and his wife taking place in front of their young children. Using police code, it also spells out that a unknown weapon may have been involved. A source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com that the weapon is a golf club.

I can’t imagine why the kids would be awake at 2 a.m. unless Elin Woods knows something I don’t know about babies being a kickass battle axe. Ha! Nordics.

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