Elin Woods has left the Tiger

December 7th, 2009 // 105 Comments

And The Tiger Woods Tumbling Whore Circus has taken its inevitable toll. Elin Nordegren Woods has moved out, according to RadarOnline:

Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Of course, this could all be a misunderstanding and Elin Woods is simply at the neighbors’ house so she can get a good running start with the Hummer. You really need the right amount of speed launch it into a mansion and land on the sleeping body of a “bald whore-fucking golf-ass.”

Or, okay, she should could’ve seriously moved out. But personally, I prefer to think of Elin as a woman of poise, elegance and such unpredictable rage that you don’t even know what the fuck.

More Pics of Elin Nordegren Woods in a Bikini

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  1. Surefire

    She’s a fucking inbred Swedish Cunt with an underbite—piece of shit–I wouldn’t fuck that piece of shit if you paid me—fucking nigger lover!

  2. Tiger said that Elin deserves praise and I agree wholeheartedly. I wish them all the best. It is time that Tiger and his family move on with their life and for the media to get off their back

  3. Hmmm weird usually the nigga moves!

  4. thank you very much

  5. ooo veryy beautifull..

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