Elin Woods has left the Tiger
Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.
Of course, this could all be a misunderstanding and Elin Woods is simply at the neighbors’ house so she can get a good running start with the Hummer. You really need the right amount of speed launch it into a mansion and land on the sleeping body of a “bald whore-fucking golf-ass.”
Or, okay, she should could’ve seriously moved out. But personally, I prefer to think of Elin as a woman of poise, elegance and such unpredictable rage that you don’t even know what the fuck.