Elin Woods has left the Tiger

December 7th, 2009 // 105 Comments

And The Tiger Woods Tumbling Whore Circus has taken its inevitable toll. Elin Nordegren Woods has moved out, according to RadarOnline:

Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Of course, this could all be a misunderstanding and Elin Woods is simply at the neighbors’ house so she can get a good running start with the Hummer. You really need the right amount of speed launch it into a mansion and land on the sleeping body of a “bald whore-fucking golf-ass.”

Or, okay, she should could’ve seriously moved out. But personally, I prefer to think of Elin as a woman of poise, elegance and such unpredictable rage that you don’t even know what the fuck.

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  1. send

    She’s so hot.

  2. jte

    @ 42…

    that about sums it up…

  3. Elin Woods, has done a good thing. But i am very sure that she knew also that he is doing this behind his wifes back. Finally she has taken a good decision.

  4. LightSkinnedBlackman

    For those of you that say and think that the black community considers Tiger Woods to be black, then, think again because since Tiger came out with “Cablinasian” (along, with the fact that he distances himself from blacks mostly) only the High Income Blacks will socialize with him (which only accounts for 1% in the black population of America). I’d bet that half of the High Income Blacks don’t respect Tiger for what he has done, but, that leaves the rest of the Middle and Low Income Blacks, and I am a Middle Income Light Skinned Black Man that can tell you that Tiger is not seen with much respect for what he has done either. So, expect the Tiger’s name to be used in Rap Songs in some slang way, describing a rich male cheater.

    What is really bad is that Tiger can’t use the Black Male Jock Card to get any Black Womans pussy? Black Woman don’t play the naieve role well (and, they would beat the shit out of Tiger if he pulled that shit, or they would have their brother or homie beat his ass down) ? Just my two cents.

  5. LightSkinnedBlackman

    For those of you that say and think that the black community considers Tiger Woods to be black, then, think again because since Tiger came out with “Cablinasian” (along, with the fact that he distances himself from blacks mostly) only the High Income Blacks will socialize with him (which only accounts for 1% in the black population of America). I’d bet that half of the High Income Blacks don’t respect Tiger for what he has done, but, that leaves the rest of the Middle and Low Income Blacks, and I am a Middle Income Light Skinned Black Man that can tell you that Tiger is not seen with much respect for what he has done either. So, expect the Tiger’s name to be used in Rap Songs in some slang way, describing a rich male cheater.

    What is really bad is that Tiger can’t use the Black Male Jock Card to get any Black Womans pussy? Black Woman don’t play the naieve role well (and, they would beat the shit out of Tiger if he pulled that shit, or they would have their brother or homie beat his ass down) ? Just my two cents.

  6. Tiger Woods is a simple-sample of a Sports Legend who was ‘torn by media’ . Though you cant deny the fact that after he is done with this ordeal, I’m sure he will be more popular than ever. Trust me on that, that’s what controversy can do. The good thing here is, Woods still don’t accept or say “yes” to all the rumored mistresses­.. If he keeps on doing like that, the fire will fade and Woods can have a free-pass to have a one heck of good career.

  7. $20 million + child support = fuck you money

  8. Insatiable Peter

    He’s a billionaire and you expect him to be faithful? hahahaha. Women.

  9. Dyslexic Cnut

    Tiger, by all means is not the best looking man, especially for a mixed person (yeah, not all mixed kids are good looking people contrary to belief) but I wonder, if he’s got a big dick?

  10. Oh,so cute!I love her. Maybe she want to find more new friends, she is on ***____B B W c h a t s. C O M.____*** . There are many beautiful girls and rich, handsome men,they want to find more friends, find their lover. On that website, they make friends each other.If you are a single now, I think you would come to the website. Please believe yourself, you will find your lover. Come on!!!!

  11. Donk Donkerson

    @1 you’re right. If ever there was a chance for a normal guy to bang her this is it!

  12. my comment

    GO ELIN!
    Leave that dirtbag and don’t look back.

    Not that it matters to Tiger, but Elin is the most beautiful one of all. She also has some class unlike the rest of his whores.

  13. PAUL STARR

    Ok now i hate to say this but ,even though THE tiger greengrass pillpopping door to door one stop douchebag,”Was playing them all;’” it still gives his wife no right to attack him with a club! & if she did do so ,which may or may have not made him crash ,well she should be doing some time.! NOW folks lets face it she only married him for the cash i mean hey come on ,And for all of the many other,HO,S hey dont bitch about him bangging you !!!! its not like you didnt know he wasMARRIED ,you home weckers ,all of you cash grabbing COWS ,,, you did it for your ten min. Of Fame AND CASH, S L U T S DONT PLAY THE HURT GAME,HE WAS MARRIED YOU KNEW THAT.NO MONEY 4 YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BANGING BITCHES

  14. selena boing

    SORRYMAN HEY NUMBER 55 FIFTY-FIVE YA MAN,we thought he was black andman dont go a saying, that we were not a happy when it came to him playing golfman teaching them all how to play the game and now that he has been found out for what he truly is ,man come on cant have it bothways man

  15. selena boing

    SORRYMAN HEY NUMBER 55 FIFTY-FIVE YA MAN,we thought he was black andman dont go a saying, that we were not a happy when it came to him playing golfman teaching them all how to play the game and now that he has been found out for what he truly is ,man come on cant have it bothways man

  16. selena boing

    SORRYMAN HEY NUMBER 55 FIFTY-FIVE YA MAN,we thought he was black andman dont go a saying, that we were not a happy when it came to him playing golfman teaching them all how to play the game and now that he has been found out for what he truly is ,man come on cant have it bothways man

  17. lily

    you are so fucking funny. these comments are what draw me to the superficial. right about now, i’m feeling bad for the tiger. not as bad as i feel for elin though.

  18. Jrz

    Elin is gonna give Tiger a special Swedish Massage–it involves her foot and his testicles. Very therapeutic.

  19. Rowena

    Geez, how about checking your blog entry for grammatical errors at least once before posting it?
    That was virtually illegible.

  20. Roxie

    This dumb bitch gets what she deserved for bedding down with a nigger animal in the first place.

  21. shar

    If you look at Tiger, he always looks as if he is ready to have a good cry….
    very unhappy looking man, although I can’t figure out why, beautiful wife, 2 children and a dozen or probably more whores on the side, shit load of money. Lord, what else does this man need or want….

  22. Captain_Insano

    Those implants look terrible. He can do better. And he did. Nine times.

  23. SO RIGHT

    “Of course, this could all be a misunderstanding and Elin Woods is simply at the neighbors’ house so she can get a good running start with the Hummer”.

    HILARIOUS!

  24. kellie

    Thank goodness. I hope she sets a better standard than the rest of Hollywood’s sorry-ass women who run back to cheating fu*ks such as that half-bred touch-of-downs lookin’ ass.

  25. SO RIGHT

    I have to say, if she does leave, I’ll be impressed with her. Like someone else said, it would be nice if one of these very public millionaire wives (like Hilary Clinton and so on) would actually take a stand, walk out and make a great life for themselves.

  26. Frank Gifford

    Every man wants to be Tiger and every woman wants to be Elin and Vegas whore…

    and us back to our lousy desk jobs, living pay check to pay check, significant inisignificant others.

    fuck it tonight I’m going to go home and drink 2 beers, and where my going out jeans while i stay in.

  27. Jrz

    hee…#74 said Touch-of-Downs-lookin’.
    AHAHAHA!

  28. Donnie Brassballs

    If he were just Eldrick I doubt he would get as much ass.

    Elin is smart to leave him. He could’ve made her crotch a breeding ground for Al Qaeda.

  29. The smartest thing she’s ever done.

  30. Christina

    cheatah woods

  31. iamhere

    This news derails the Palin book tour, bravo.

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  33. Fammi sapere come leggere questo articolo, un sacco di cose che prima non sapevo

  34. tigre…non so cosa che cosa posso dirti…beh…

  35. God created such a beauty when you have no

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  38. tigersucks

    Elin is not beautiful. she is blonde. she has implants they look awful. she is not all that. sorry she is just cute. she is attractive. attractive and beautiful are two very different things.

  39. mah che …solo meno 100 commenti…

  40. Christopher Beitzel

    Dear Elin Im German/ American, fam, on both sides. And I Have always thought you were the too good for him! It is so hard to find a rock that can hold
    it all together! Not just aqny rock a diamond, inside and out! I would have given any thing to have the chance with you He screwed up!
    If yoü ever want to learn how to trust again, Move to deep Creek Lake, next to mistic rock MD , PA T. Played there, remember..Ski in winter swim in summer!.
    IM 39,and can make you remember what it feels like to be loved again!!
    301-616-2383 What do you have to loose, but a chance?

  41. Christopher Beitzel

    I dont what else to say, Look what T. Has been able to do with your support!
    They say behind every great man, there is an even stronger woman!, It would
    Take a friend to screw him up, and try to sleep with nis wife!? Probabally to get to the money & fame, jelous, ect. But if he could use you to distract him from his Fam,. Goals, Look close around your friend group, they were the ones covering for him!.
    I dont hate T. Maby a little because he hurt you, and te kids,
    By the way I, love and have been told Im a kid at heart.
    Do what is best for you and the kids, if You can get to MD I Know the best
    divorse Repps, ´& My Father is a deligate in the MD House!
    L.O.L Chris

  42. Christopher Beitzel

    which half cheates , UR all tryen to make this racial,

  43. Christopher Beitzel

    Asin or Black? we all know he isnt white, some of nthease commentrs
    are trying to make this some thing it iS Not!!!!
    the victom is white in thes case!!

  44. Christopher Beitzel

    ALSO BANG IS THAT THE 2010 WORD FOR WANTING TO FIND LOVE!!
    U R ALL BANGERS MENT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!

  45. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  46. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

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