Elin Woods is ’100%’ filing for divorce

December 17th, 2009 // 67 Comments

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he’ll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is “100 percent on.” ABC News reports:

According to Coyne, Nordegren is “shopping around” for a divorce attorney. People Magazine reported Nordegren would be going to Sweden soon to get out of the media glare.
“She’s not rushing to divorce, however,” the source told ABCNews.com. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.”

At least Elin Woods understands this whore parade is nowhere near over. They haven’t even found the silo where Tiger’s storing all his love children. Mostly because it’s not a matter of where they are, but when. DUN DUN DUN DUN!

No really, he owns a time machine.

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  1. She is looking to good and sexy i really her she is a very pretty girl…………..
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  2. RtSS

    Wow… I see opportunity in blue jeans and boots. I love puss in boots. No, no, don’t take them off, leave em on… Elin, call me, I’ll have a strong shoulder for you to cry on, I have two ears to listen to you for as long as you want, and I have a nice long schlong that will satisfy your loneliness. I will never refer to my schlong as “wood” or a “woody”. Also, I’ll never refer to your fun spots as holes. Call me Elin, I will take care of you.

  3. Crazey80

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    Honestly, if you were extremely rich, would you keep the same sex life you have now ?>>

    –Someone’s not getting it!! Honestly though, it’s not like it’s EXPENSIVE to pick up a $20 hooker. All over the world people readily pass their VDs between each other for free!! He’s hardly got “le gout de luxe” , this man. Just look at that Xtina-alike; this wasn’t about quality!!

    This was about attachment anxiety. Tiger was seeking affirmation through his affairs. I bet Elin’s as good in bed as most but for insecurity like Tiger’s even a harem wouldn’t have done the job. The deception was part of the fun for him. Sad, if he’d only spent of few of those intimate hours with a sex therapist instead of Rachel Uchitel’s ugly turnip then all this could have been avoided before it blew up.

    Oh well, the boat came in for Elin. SS Take The Billions and Run has docked ready for depart to Scandinavia.

  4. Crazey80

    @ 41. – –Someone’s not getting it!! Honestly though, it’s not like it’s EXPENSIVE to pick up a $20 hooker. All over the world people readily pass their VDs between each other for free!! He’s hardly got “le gout de luxe” , this man. Just look at that Xtina-alike; this wasn’t about quality!!

    This was about attachment anxiety. Tiger was seeking affirmation through his affairs. I bet Elin’s as good in bed as most but for insecurity like Tiger’s even a harem wouldn’t have done the job. The deception was part of the fun for him. Sad, if he’d only spent of few of those intimate hours with a sex therapist instead of Rachel Uchitel’s ugly turnip then all this could have been avoided before it blew up.

    Oh well, the boat came in for Elin. SS Take The Billions and Run has docked ready for depart to Scandinavia.

  5. haha

    tiger’s daughter looks like chris brown none of his mistresses look as good as his wife anyway i thought when u cheat its cause the wife isnt doing it anymore.

  6. haha

    tiger’s daughter looks like chris brown none of his mistresses look as good as his wife anyway i thought when u cheat its cause the wife isnt doing it anymore.

  7. Looks interesting i’ll have to check it out.

  8. jessika.wi15

    Elin is obviously looking to make out big here… Why should she take money that HE EARNED with HIS TALENT? http://tictacdo.com/ttd/Hire-a-Divorce-Lawyer – She probably didn’t need step by step direction – she probably had Trope’s number on speed dial. She deserves child support, absolutely. But certainly now half his fortune. Who knows that pushed him to cheat? She probably held out. I say – if she’s pushing for divorce, she knows she’s going to make out big. She probably drove him to cheat by holding out and being a bitch.

  9. jessika.wi15

    Let’s she if she indeed was smart enough (or ballsy enough) to include an infidenlity cause in the prenup.

  10. Mike

    Why are people not saying anything about their marriage contract? Where she is to be paid X amount of dollars for being married to him.She’s no better than the other women he was having the affairs with..She was just a high paid whore with more benefits…Wake up!!!

  11. Vegas is a bad bad bad bad bad placee..
    Thats why I live here.
    lol. I dont understanding why getting married if he liked the ladies so much.

  12. bill

    i think people should leave tiger woods alone, he has suffered enough outrage.

  13. bill

    i think people should leave tiger woods alone, he has suffered enough outrage.

  14. that’s what u call a milf..i agree they need to give tiger a break

  15. ings if you put your selfish wants aside to HAVE them and just commit to being a good parent and respecting the OTHER parent so you set a good example. Sow your oats when youre young so you can commit to being a good spouse and

  16. i think people should leave tiger woods alone, he has suffered enough outrage.

  17. Abdul

    Those kids are ugly.

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