Elin Woods is ‘100%’ filing for divorce

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he’ll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is “100 percent on.” ABC News reports:

According to Coyne, Nordegren is “shopping around” for a divorce attorney. People Magazine reported Nordegren would be going to Sweden soon to get out of the media glare.
“She’s not rushing to divorce, however,” the source told ABCNews.com. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.”

At least Elin Woods understands this whore parade is nowhere near over. They haven’t even found the silo where Tiger’s storing all his love children. Mostly because it’s not a matter of where they are, but when. DUN DUN DUN DUN!

No really, he owns a time machine.

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