Tiger Woods took off for the Masters in George Sunday but without his wife Elin who apparently doesn’t deal with the mistresses that plan on showing up. Hollywood Life reports:
“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that several of Tiger’s ‘kittens’ (aka mistresses) like Joslyn James and Jaimee Grubbs are meant to show at the tourney? The Sunday Mail reported that the 34-year-old golf pro was so worried that he hired an additional 90 members of security to the 200 already stationed on the green.
Obviously this is bullshit considering Elin Woods possesses the power of Thor, but in a supermodel’s body, so it’s pretty clear the PGA didn’t want her there. I mean, God forbid the Masters turned into a whore version of Braveheart and someone actually experienced joy watching golf. The Earth would tilt right off its axis.
EDIT: Added a pic of Tiger with his new goatee which is probably the worst facial hair decision he could make right now unless he’s suddenly Iron Man. He might as well wear a T-shirt that says “I like lap dances with my pants off” and start winking after every sentence.
I’d do her
When is he going to understand the marriage is over?
@ 2 when she decides shes gonna leave billions…. oh wait thats not ever gonna happen retard.
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That is one fine looking blonde… Elin, call me. I will show you some love and support that you are not getting. You are so very beautiful. Call me. Tiger is an idiot.
This marriage is over. This guy is going to get grudge sex from her for the rest of his life.
Since that is true.. then he will be divorced sooner than later.
Regardless of whatever money deal they have together. Smart people would stay together to maximize Tiger’s advertising $, due to his family image. THEN get divorced later when he is no longer relevant. They would both win then.
Yeah! I would hire 90 Xtra securities too, if I knew the whore aromas would prevent me from concentrating….
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The question was when is “he” going to understand the marriage is over?
Of course SHE is sticking around to make his life hell and suck every $$$ she can out of him.
He needs to accept his loses and move on.
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It’s very unfortunate what Tiger Woods has done to his wife and children, family and friends. Golf is a game of stress, granted, but the elements, competition and the skill should select the winner, not some bean counters.
Get a globe fish….the MAsters is in Georgia.
Where is George?
It’s almost cliche;wealthy businessman married to a devote and decent,most at the time religious, woman.For the public and kids.But having hookers for the fun.
She just doesn’t like it in the shitter.What’s wrong with that?
Why is that filthy cheating ape sweating like a goddamn pig?
Also, he’s looking kind of fat now.
I’d see an unpaid,disciplined Swedish nanny.Having occasionally unpaid and unprotected sex with TW.
A goatee is step 1 to Duchedom. He’ll be rocking leather pants and Affliction/Ed Hardy type clothes by the end of the year.
Tiger Woods baby…Bad Boy Incorporated 2010…Yeeah.
Crap. I was really feeling thankful that Grubbee had disappeared. Even with that busted Joslyn James still around.
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That reminds me on the Dutch Golden Age (17th century) @21.Hypocritical on to the bone.There was even a ‘high class’ name for hookers;courtesans.
It’s Diddy time. He’s even doing the mouth-breather thing.
Tiger looks like a an even douchier P Diddy with that goatee but I jerked off to him anyway.
I just want to say that even though I like a little gayness when I jerk off, I am straight as hell and I will prove it to anyone who doubts me.
Later,
Mitch
a**hole or not, goatee or not, i still find him sexy
Well, I suppose it’s marginally better that Tiger is in George this week rather than in one of his mistresses. Apparently sex rehab takes you to some strange places.
Why is she at a tennis tournament??? No golf?
I think the Tiger is sexy too! I don’t care how much he cheats, who he fucks over, he could have me any way he wants me! Ellen is a loser who doesn’t know a good man when she has one.
Not that it’s your specialty or anything, but the PGA has nothing to do with what happens at the Masters.
But I’ll stipulate to your point and agree that Augusta National probably felt like they could do without Elin being there in person. CBS, on the other hand, would probably give anything if they could get her there.
She will of course, loom above the course, Thor-like, ready to deliver a hammer blow of thunder at just the right moment.
I will show you some love and support that you are not getting. You are so very beautiful. Call me. Tiger is an idiot.
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