Elin Woods fears no whore!

Tiger Woods took off for the Masters in George Sunday but without his wife Elin who apparently doesn’t deal with the mistresses that plan on showing up. Hollywood Life reports:

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that several of Tiger’s ‘kittens’ (aka mistresses) like Joslyn James and Jaimee Grubbs are meant to show at the tourney? The Sunday Mail reported that the 34-year-old golf pro was so worried that he hired an additional 90 members of security to the 200 already stationed on the green.

Obviously this is bullshit considering Elin Woods possesses the power of Thor, but in a supermodel’s body, so it’s pretty clear the PGA didn’t want her there. I mean, God forbid the Masters turned into a whore version of Braveheart and someone actually experienced joy watching golf. The Earth would tilt right off its axis.

EDIT: Added a pic of Tiger with his new goatee which is probably the worst facial hair decision he could make right now unless he’s suddenly Iron Man. He might as well wear a T-shirt that says “I like lap dances with my pants off” and start winking after every sentence.

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