Elin Woods Just Got $100 Million

Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ:

As one source with direct knowledge of the terms of the divorce tells TMZ, “She’ll be getting close to $100,000,000.”
There have been reports Elin would score $750 million, but we have confirmed that figure is wrong. Indeed, as we first reported, Tiger is not even worth $750 million. We’re told his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $600 million.
The $100 million is way more than Elin would have received under the prenup.
Sources say Elin will receive child support, but we do not know the specific amount.

If there’s any women out there wondering how much men actually think/crave/contemplate lighting a house on fire for sex, this whole story should prove that we’d willingly fork over $100 million just to bang a cocktail waitress without a rubber. No, really, we’re that one-tracked. To put things in perspective, I write my pin number on my penis in hopes of getting oral sex. It’s true. I’m despicable.

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