Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In
Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman‘s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports:
Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the golfing great, is ramping up her romance with her new beau, Jamie Dingman, and it seems that she so confident that he is the one that there are already rumors of marriage for the pair.
Elin and Jamie spent time together over the summer playing with her kids and getting to know each other better, and now it would appear they are ready to take their relationship to a deeper level.
Let me see if I’ve got this straight:
1. A propensity for banging whores like Rachel Uchitel. Check.
2. Embarrassingly rich. Check.
If it turns out this guy plays golf, too, we owe it to our collective curiosity to attack his face with a wet washcloth and see if he’s Tiger Woods running a White Chicks. Not to mention, if you asked a black person to come up with a stereotypical white guy name, I’m pretty sure the first answer would be Jamie Dingman. Or Armie Hammer. That one’s pretty white, too.