Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In

September 21st, 2011 // 71 Comments

Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman‘s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the golfing great, is ramping up her romance with her new beau, Jamie Dingman, and it seems that she so confident that he is the one that there are already rumors of marriage for the pair.
Elin and Jamie spent time together over the summer playing with her kids and getting to know each other better, and now it would appear they are ready to take their relationship to a deeper level.

Let me see if I’ve got this straight:

1. A propensity for banging whores like Rachel Uchitel. Check.
2. Embarrassingly rich. Check.

If it turns out this guy plays golf, too, we owe it to our collective curiosity to attack his face with a wet washcloth and see if he’s Tiger Woods running a White Chicks. Not to mention, if you asked a black person to come up with a stereotypical white guy name, I’m pretty sure the first answer would be Jamie Dingman. Or Armie Hammer. That one’s pretty white, too.

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  1. Edgar Gasconye

    She can kiss my putter anytime – and clean my balls !

    • Hugh Gentry

      I don’t think she does that, otherwise Tiger wouldn’t have cheated.

      • Dan

        Actually I think Tiger would have cheated whether or not she gave BJs – but I really, really doubt she gave BJs.

        I don’t understand why it is so hard for guys to understand that these selfish “hot” women are not good in bed. You have way more fun with a chubby barista – and that makes chubby baristas more sexy in my mind.

      • Seriously?

        I’m pretty selfish in bed, too, so I’ll keep banging the selfish hotties while you pork the oh-so-giving fatties.

      • boy

        fucking exactly

    • James

      WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR FUCKING!

      • James Pierdon

        A fuck is a fuck! Female anatomy’s all the same! What’s to get so excited about! North American culture is really sikko!

  2. Butch Coolidge

    She maybe a gold digger , but she is a complete package . Don’t know exactly why Tiger strayed with some of those girls , because this woman is singularly beautiful!

    • Because its awesome being young, rich, getting all the VIP treatment at nightclubs, popping E pills and fucking an absolute ocean of top quality ass that you couldn’t even dream of inserting your pecker into?

      The man got married because it was good for his image. That’s about it.

      • JC

        I can buy the fact that Tiger had access to top quality ass, but I seem to remember a couple of his lady friends being more of the bottom quality meth whore variety. Elin’s vajayjay would have to have teeth before I got interested in a trailer park waitress.

      • Richard McBeef

        I agree socialcomment, except the part about top quality ass. First of all it wasn’t top nor was it quality. He was banging grade D pornstars and Perkin’s waitresses for fuck’s sake. I mean, Perkin’s waitresses are more my level, I have a modest salary and no green jacket.

      • IKE

        Dude, you don’t go A.T.M on your wife! I’d never want to kiss mine again. Madonna/Whore syndrome. He could be SUPER freaky with these chicks…not just straight missionary like I’m sure he and ol’ Elin did.

        A real freak will make you act up. :)

  3. Stuart Le Chiffere

    Blue – eyed blonde with a near – perfect body and $100 M in the bank. I hope this latest beau fails so some of us less – fortunate guys can meet one of the most eligible bachelorettes. MMMM, some one that for me!

  4. Stan Gable

    Open her heart ? Open her legs ? I’ll take seconds of the latter!

  5. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    Rough? Not for sale!
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea? what are you saying? Be more specific!

  6. Todd Hockney

    Don’t know if the pictures are pre – or post – pregnancy, but she is a very pretty girl , and it looks real , not like a FrankenKardasian.

  7. Coyote

    A nice body does not make a complete package. The girl is a mental wasteland.
    Not only, but also – she is a whore, and expensive whore, but still a whore.

    • Jack Ketch

      Ahem, where are you getting the “whore” part ?? She wasn’t the one screwing around like a two-peckered billygoat. And I’d hardly call anyone who is multi-lingual, extremely well-travelled and in possession of a psychology degree a “mental wasteland.” Come on now. You’re getting her mixed up with the low-life skanks he banged or what ?

      • Venom

        Where the fuck is her psychology degree?
        She just enrolled for classes. At Rollins College???

        I did not realize that having a degree excluded you from being a whore anyway. Good to know.

        She is extremely well travelled because she had a billionaire husband that paid for all of her travels buddy.

        What the fuck is so high brow about Elin anyway? She was a girl with no college education that babysat for rich couples when he met her.
        Blonde, pretty and white does not a neurosurgeon make her.

    • Jack Ketch, this is what garden-variety misogyny looks like. Every woman who won’t fuck this guy (and their name is Legion) is de facto stupid, and one he didn’t really want to fuck anyway, since she was undoubtedly a whore. Since he’ll never have a shot with Nordegren anyway, the rationale gets trotted out. Prisons are full of guys like this; at some point they finally do get some unlucky woman to fuck them and usually end up either beating them senseless or killing them in the process.

      • Jack Ketch

        OK, OK, I’ll take my lumps. She travelled extensively with her family before meeting Tiger, and I thought she had the degree already. I understood that she was working on it, and since the news doesn’t report much on her, then I assumed she had completed her studies. My bad. When you call her a whore, you’re putting her in the same nasty group as Kim K and Lindsay Lohan; she doesn’t deserve that is all I’m sayin.

  8. Cock Dr

    She is set for life & would be a fool to wed again.
    A billionaire boyfriend is probably a helluva lot of fun. And when one or the other is finally bored it’s over without legal melodrama.

    • Dan

      But Cock Dr., why settle for ~100M when you could have 200M?

    • Dan, where does the concept that she’s a gold-digger come from? She famously didn’t want to give Woods the time of day when they first met (too bad she didn’t trust her instincts). He pursued her, not the other way ’round. Her family’s pretty prestigious: mom was a Swedish cabinet minister and current district Governor, dad’s a former Washington bureau chief for radio journalism. She’s gone back to school to complete her psych degree. This is not exactly the template of someone who wants to be a gold-digger.

      • Donah..//

        Not the patch of American degree collecting… She is €uopean..!!! Thát´s another breed you guys have not knowledge of… Donah..//

  9. andy bellboy

    Once a gold-digging whore, always a gold-digging whore.

    • it had to be said

      I don’t think I understand this line of reasoning. She’s the whore because she was home with the kids while Tiger was messing around? How does that work? Tiger is the whore, she is the wronged spouse. You may think she’s a gold digger, but where does whore come from?

      • Jillia

        That’s what I’d like to know as well! WTF is with all the Elin hate?! Tiger sticks his dick in any sewer rat that crosses his path and SHE’S the whore??

        Welcome to the 21st century where women are still treated like men’s servants. Where a woman’s rich husband cheats relentlessly while she’s at home with the kids but somehow she’s the bad guy? This is also the world where Angelina is the home wrecking whore and Brad barely gets a slap on the wrist.

      • andy bellboy

        oh i forgot, she married tiger for his good looks and interesting personality. thanks for reminding me.

      • James

        WOMEN ARE NOT MEN”S SERVANTS!
        WOMEN ARE ARE USELESS FUCK TOYS!

  10. Considering the effect she had on Tiger’s golf game after they became engaged, this would be a great time for people to make sure he’s not handling their portfolio.

  11. Hugh Gentry

    Elin probably hates sex, and just looking at her gets boring after a while.

  12. EricLr

    Hey, no one said that being a professional trophy wife was easy. Sometimes, to get that big divorce settlement in the end, you have to look the other way in the early days. Do you think it’s EASY to relearn all those blowjob and anal skills and get all that plastic surgery to nab your next billionaire mark? That takes WORK!

  13. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks good for once.

    Quality girl. Married Tiger for his looks.

  14. terry

    Please! You can have the finest bitch on the block, but the hat pussy still gets old.
    Can I get an aman!
    And don’t be fooled buy those very Pixaresque altered photos. How the hell do you think they got the glass like reflection on her abdomen in the pix of her in the bikini in what looks like lake placid? Child please!

  15. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish what’s up I am actually laughing at your leads and blurbs today-sick?

  16. Beefarino

    I guess she enjoys being a trophy wife rather than one known as being intelligent.

  17. einstein

    Obviously, this woman is stunning. I agree with Hugh Gentry though…she is probably one of these women who hates sex and would rather look at their own reflection than anything else….

  18. S'rite

    Rachel ‘Uchitel She’s a Man’

  19. crazypants

    None of these women ever break up with their ex, walk away with 100M plus dollars and then marries the small town veterinarian .

    She has enough upfront money and Tiger’s child support and alimony to keep her and the kids well away from the poor house – but yet her very next bf is a friggin’ billionaire?

    Their marriage broke up in part because of Tiger’s womanizing brought on by his near constant international travel and access to willing premium ass – and (according to her) this betrayal wounded her terribly.

    So of course her next partner is….wait for it…. a youngish billionaire who’s business interests demand constant international access and whose wealth gives him access to willing premium ass.

    Nice life she’s got.

  20. forrest gump

    her body language is Loud & Clear, folks!!

  21. Where’s my popcorn? I get the feeling I can sit back and enjoy the show as history repeats itself.

  22. She’s an ambitious girl. She’s going to be the first chick to divorce her way to a billion dollars.

  23. Venom

    This bitch has proven that she is nothing but a fucking gold digger.
    No decent woman would ever date a man that fucked one of the women that your ex husband cheated on you with. Especially the main one.

    What is funny is that she thinks she is slick by dating him, but he is a financial guy so more than likely he is going to end up stealing all of her money, and not the other way around.

  24. right

    No way the guy will marry her. He just wants the best sex she has to offer. And she will give it up to try and close the deal. Then he will move on. Then she can rent that pussy to the next billionaires son that wants to fuck.

  25. NL

    You keep calling her “gold-digging whore”, but if someone offered you $1 mil to sleep with them, you’d do it in a heart beat. Don’t lie, we’d all be gold-digging whores if we could.

  26. Elin…NOOOOO…don’t do it! Don’t marry that guy. You haven’t had the good fortune to experience ME yet!

  27. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    John Bowers
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve just lost all respect for her. She has literally hundreds of millions of dollars and she is doing these cheesy photos (no offense to the photographer)? She has now lowered herself to the same level as the whores Tiger was bedding. She has no class anymore. She may as well do a porn film now.

  28. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    Pibb
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks hot, but are these pictures seriously apart of the ONLY photoshoot she has ever done in her life? Isn’t/wasn’t she a model?

  29. Huh?

    This bitch is ugly in candid photo. I’m sure Tiger will upgrade if he hasn’t already.

  30. anonym

    NO !! IT’S A TRAP !!

    what is it about this gold digging cunt that attracts rich men ?

    there are millions of better women out there.

  31. anonym

    oh wait. I know now. Jamie dingman is a player.

    and it looks like Elin is specifically targeting these rich players because it will likely lead to an easy divorce and jackpot win.

  32. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    Queen of Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    I also verify these pics have been around for YEARS – she’s very young in these and they were taken during her modeling career before she married Tiger. She is still a beautiful woman these days, but I’m sure she has no inclination to do pics like this now. All the best to Elin, she deserves a happy future with her family.

  33. god i wish gold diggers and attention whores automatically got stage 4 cancer. (do i have any wishes left?)

  34. maybe she realized she wants some good looking children.
    Can you blame her?

  35. sara

    Revenge is sweet, she’s probably giving pay back to Tiger & this loser boyfriend who screwed tiger’s ex Ho. She’s not as dumb as she looks. I doubt it will go any further than making a fool out of her ex

  36. James

    ALL WOMEN ARE DUMB! Some are just LUCKY!

  37. Elin Nordegren Jamie Dingman
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d give up beer for that.

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