Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* “Gold?”

If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the son of a billionaire tycoon. TMZ reports:

But before Elin, sources tell TMZ Jamie and Rachel were an item — and there was a little bit of an overlap with Jamie and Tiger, but Jamie bowed out to the golfer.
In fact, when Rachael got serious with Tiger, Jamie joked with her, “That ok. [sic] I’ll date his wife, Elin.”

In related news, Jamie Dingman just became the first recipient of a complete skull replacement – valued at $10.6 million – after a pitching wedge was mysteriously inserted into his previous one with unparalleled force which authorities believe rules out a woman because “they’re terrible at sports.”

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