Elevator Fight? What Elevator Fight?

May 14th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Starting around 6 a.m. this morning, Beyonce began posting happy, sisterly photos with Solange to Instagram before ending a shot with Rihanna which either confirms or denies the latest report that Solange lost her shit over Jay Z wanting to go to Rihanna‘s after party without Beyonce. Which, of course, sounds scandalous because husbands always want to be with their wives 24/7. ALWAYS. Via Gawker:

The tension between the two started earlier in the night, when a group of Solange’s “non-famous” friends reportedly crashed the gala and started dropping Jay Z’s name.
“They were pretending they were guests of his and not hers. Management went to Julius (Beyonce’s bodyguard) and said there’s a problem,” the source said.
Shortly afterward, Jay Z apparently confronted Solange and told her “don’t use my name.”
At that point, Solange decided she wanted to leave, another source told the Daily News, and Jay Z decided to take off for Rihanna’s party on his own, calling ahead to say he wouldn’t need extra security.
Solange reportedly lost it. Here’s the second source’s account of the conversation that took place in the elevator video:
“She said, ‘Why can’t you go home?’ and to Beyonce ‘Why does your husband need to go to the club right now?’”
“You’re one to talk,” Jay replied.
That’s when the punching, kicking, and purse-swinging started.

Since then, Jay Z has been spotted taking Solange jewelry shopping because it behooves everyone to put this shit to bed so people stop digging into their lives and figure out birthing Basement Baby left Beyonce infertile which is why her stomach folded when she was “pregnant” with Blue. It says it right here in The Illuminati Handbook right below the words, “Don’t put this on the Inter- oh goddammit.

Photos: Instagram


  1. dirt dog

    They are all ugly.

  2. This is some convoluted bullshit.

    • …when a nigga takes the bitch who just tried to publicly whoop his ass shopping for jewelry (ie; “pulling a kobe”), you KNOW there’s some shady shit going on, and they want to hush it up with the quickness.

  3. Bane

    You can’t just talk about husbands and wives. That’s homophobic.

    It’s “partners” now. Get with it.

  4. Well, I’ll give ‘em this, at least they manage to fake it when they know the cameras are on, which is more than I can say for Donald Sterling.

  5. renotastic

    God hates nags!

  6. Beyonce
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Except for the sunglasses, identical to the picture Fish and Photo Boy had on the Superficial Christmas card from 2012.

  7. Urbanspaceman

    There’s nothing like a photo of a loving mother and her daughter to make us all feel better.

  8. Nothing more to see here. C’mon, everyone, just move along…

  9. Visible

    How do the cops not press charges? There is video proof of an assault taking place. Had it been reversed, it wouldnt matter “why” Jay Z hit her.

  10. Solange is dead. It’s the only explanation. This is her memorial.

  11. they’re all ugly, this is some convoluted bullshit, and these these people are fucking creepy and should be cut down from their ridiculous pedestal.

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