Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I’m not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I’m pretty sure I broke Photo Boy somewhere around the Bryan Singer post, but in his delirium, he did stumble across the Michelle Jenneke video below, so now I can’t help but feel that there’s a divine hand in all of this. And on my leg. Dammit, not now, Jesus’s ghost! Later.

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