Good Morning, Eiza Gonzalez Talking To Maria Menounos’ Butt, And Other News

May 20th, 2014 // 37 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are going out for romantic dinners now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Weir‘s marriage is still a violent, sequin shitfight. [Dlisted]

- Have you seen this girl? (No Terminator.) [theCHIVE]

- Oh, yeah, LeAnn Rimes is way hotter than this. Way, way hotter. [Fishwrapper]

- Conspiracy Theorists: “An Ouroboros With Down Syndrome” [The Daily Banter]

- Nina Agdal is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- The Shield star Michael Jace probably shot his wife. [Starpulse]

- Lea Michele‘s new video is out if anyone has fucks to give. [tooFab]

- Jenny McCarthy‘s airbrushed abs will give you autism. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Those are Emily DiDonato‘s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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    Jimmy
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    The fake face of caring. Every hot chick does this. I don’t blame them for this – everyone tries to please a hot chick, and they’ve got to acknowledge the effort without ignoring you. So, they throw the fake face of caring.

    It’s a burden of the beautiful.

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    Jimmy
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    No matter how tall you try to stand or important you act, buddy, she’s not banging a cop. Keep that act for the 20 year old who can’t afford her speeding ticket.

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    Jimmy
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    My tongue is thinking the exact same thing as hers.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Um…wow

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    Kelly
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    Nice promotion for her former job as model for at the Acme Inflatable Doll company.

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    Sonofabitch!
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    Only dude ever who wears his top button buttoned and still gets laid.

  7. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    I will not accept this as a replacement for Menounous ass. It’s not even in the same ballpark. Bring back Maria!

  8. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Yes, please.

  9. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Nice fake hug…

  10. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    “Check out my antenna! Yeah…yeah yeah..whoa!”

  11. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    This is her O face.

  12. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Guy on the right:
    “It took me two hours to do the shading on your upper lip…”

  13. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    “You dress like a whore”
    “No, YOU dress like a whore!”

  14. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    hot woman. looks like some pancake boobs below, however.

  15. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    …and in this moment, Wilder became hetero

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    Called it
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    Pregnant !

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    Ahnold
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    Twins!

  18. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    I can see myself in a sandwich here.

  19. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Mam you;re coming with me. No one shows up Maria on my watch.

  20. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    I wish Maria was holding my snake.

  21. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Guy on the left:
    “Grab a handful, no don’t, dammit!

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    chopsuey
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    I’d lick every inch of her backside

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    chopsuey
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    … aaaaaand her frontside too!

  24. Fish, I think you’re the only one obsessed with Nina Agdal. That alien-looking, strong-jawed face of hers is not attractive. From the neck down she’s nice, but she’s certainly no one to be so obsessed with.

  25. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Not pictured: Demi Lovato holding a knife singing “Let him go”

  26. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Flap Jacks anyone?

  27. Eiza González Wilmer Valderrama Maria Menounos Extra
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    Maria Menounos is only 0.0000000001 away from being a 10

    • Hard realities

      She’s 35. Being over age 30 is an absolute bar to being a 10. Being 35 tops you out at 8.5. $0 or over, best you can ever achieve is a 7.5. 50 or older? You’ll never see a 5.

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    bob
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    mmm, flapjacks

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    Beautiful legs and feet. Tarantino would be sooooo jealous.

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