Liam Hemsworth Traded In Miley Cyrus For This
Earlier in the week, reports were flying that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth‘s breakup was January Jones‘ fault which made sense at the time because infidelity powers her ice-bot core. Except it turns out Liam is the smartest man alive and moved his penis over to 23-year-old Mexican singer/actress Eiza González who unlike Miley isn’t an international embarrassment, and unlike January isn’t a 35-year-old single mother who’s constantly trying to throw her son in a canal. It’s the best of both worlds.
Or Liam Hemsworth saw this Tom Brady “Wrecking Ball” GIF and never not saw it until the day he died thus aligning our fates:
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