A rep for Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown has confirmed that a DNA test shows Eddie Murphy is officially the father of her 2-month-old daughter. A source close to Brown says, “He’s the baby’s father, it’s official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his. There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”
Well sucks for Eddie. Not only does he officially have a daughter he doesn’t want, but the entire world now knows he had sex with this thing. Pictures could surface of him making out with a horse and it’d be less shameful.
I think she is beautiful. All of you don’t look fantastic when you’re caught yawning, or without makeup…
But, she’d better watch out. The last person who got Eddie in trouble is dead. That tranny fell from a building !
http://findadeath.com/Deceased/s/atisonseiuli/seiuli.htm
she’d better get a body guard !
But, I bet the baby is beautiful. And I know Johnny Gill is having a fucking stroke now !
Jesus, that is one ugly heifer.
Eddie has always had strange taste in women, and trannies, and he may not be at the top of his commercial game, but damn!
One large paper bag, $0.05.
Two condoms, $0.50.
18 years and 9 months of shared custody and child support with Scary Spice, priceless.
this is amazing/ a woman all jacked up on hormones, with no make-up and not the most flattering angle, carrying life – life about to spring from her body!! and she’s being bashed? wtf Go Melanie!
her ass is funny looking.
Thank god this crack-ho looking pile of shit won’t be able to grab half of Eddy’s money (he has a few other kids he has to pay for, so joke is on you, you money grubbing ho!)
ROFL that sucks so bad. I feel bad for him i really do.
Eddie is a true piece of shit for denying his child. I hope SHE GETS HALF, EDDIEEEE!
Eddie is a true piece of shit for denying his child. I hope SHE GETS HALF, EDDIEEEE!
“Thank god this crack-ho looking pile of shit won’t be able to grab half of Eddy’s money (he has a few other kids he has to pay for, so joke is on you, you money grubbing ho!)” – Zug
Wow Zug, you are so RIGHT. Thankfully Eddie Murphy has slutted himself around several times before now and all his babies and their mamas won’t be able to grab all that money! You know, now that I think about it, he shouldn’t have to pay a dime! Those sluts should just be thankful to have been in the presence of the great Eddie Murphy… Or you. That fucking judge is out of his mind making you pay $212 a month for some kid that you never visit anyway. How do you know it’s YOUR kid anyway? I mean 99.86% positive isn’t 100% is it? There’s still that 0.14% chance that you’re paying hard earned beer money on some other guys snot nosed brat. And you KNOW it don’t cost that much to raise up no kid. Especially a little girl, who’ll probably grow up to be as worthless as her mom. No, her mom is spending all that money on crack cocaine, beer, and lip gloss. You should learn something from the great Eddie Murphy, Zug. Go out and knock up a whole bunch of other tramps. Then it’s all easy street from there.
Ok, to be fair, If you find ANYONE sexy while they’re pregnant you’re a sick perv.
Not sure if it’s already been said, as I haven’t read everything yet but here goes:
EDDIE GOT OWNED!Haha! Yeppieyuhyeahmothereffer!
#37=Frist!!! – when u
pretend to be me…
my name iz in blue..,
and leave the (nigez)
outta it, bitch….
I zee U have a problem
with(nigez)since U pozted
my name to it and not yourz..
hiding your true feelingz
about black people behind
my name..iz it becoz U R
in NewYork…iz that Y U
hate (az U would call them nigez)!
To all of Frist!!! friendz…
if your black, she haz a problem
with U clearly, but haz to uze
me to say it..your pathetic bitch.
and yea alzo#39–==
U need to get a life
and stop pozting zhit
on here. funny how U
zay, I don’t have a life,
but here U R allday, pozting
inztead of living..at leazt,
I only pozt in the morning,
stupidfuckerz.
And he didn’t even get an Oscar as a consolation prize. Poor thing! Donkey rules though.
Keep making those sequels Eddie ‘cuz you are going to need the money. Get ready for Norbit parts 2 through 7, a revival of the Beverly Hills Cop franchise, more Shrek, and Pluto Nash parts 2 through 20. Lol, Mel B may be wacky as hell, but looks like she got the last laugh.
Eddie can get a lot of bitch because he’s Eddie Murphy. and he sleeps with this $2 dollar ho bag? Seriously I’d bang Posh and Becks in a threesome before I go near Scary.
Why are you so much being harsh with melanie?
oh please people scary spice is not ugly at all thats just a bad picture and you know it. google her ass or do a picture search on yahoo and you’ll see.
Fucking yard pig.
yea, thiz girl haz changed
zo much…but zhe ztill
lookz better than that
ratnezt”MommieBrittneyDearezt”!
Does this outfit make me look fat?
whats wrong with Eddie? oh ya the transvestite thingy
poor kidlette
Probably her most lucrative career move to date.
To 50% of the commenters here; if you don’t take well to superficial comments, why are you reading this thesuperficial.com?!?! Go to icanhascheezburger.com and squee over a kitten instead.
First of all you know Eddie Murphy aint no prize himeself
Second I would like to say anyone who is 9 months prego does not look so hot anyway
Third Eddie should step up to the plate and take care of his responsibility not financially but emotionally.How do you think his daughter will feel when she grows up and finds out all the ugly-ness the tabloids and Eddie himeself caused.
#63 krazikelli only posts in the morning because her zhift at McDonaldz starts at noon. Really, honey, the ‘z’ thing is getting kinda old.
#76 CaffeBeotchHo:::
Who the fuck azked your azz about
anything, fuckface* and if the
zzzzzz=zzz R gettin old for U, then
beotchHo, don’t fuckin uze them…
were U that stupid when U were Born?
fuck*********dickbrain**************
#76 You may be on to something with the noon shift. Notice the 10:02 PM posting.
And, um….. KrazzzyHozzzzzzzztKezzzzzly, was it? Yes, most mammals are born pretty stupid. That’s why we are born to mothers (like Scary) to feed us, care for us, and teach us to spell.
KrazzzeeeKelleeee’s posts really give me a headache. If you find them as annoying as I do, just skip them and go onto the next one. She’s never funny anyway.
In Eddie’s defense, he thought she was a transsexual. Give him a break.
#78=yea, U wizhed I had a
ztupid job like your ztupid
job…NOT!!!
#79=not trying to be funny
fuckface…like U R, bitch.
fuck U.
Pariz waz releazed at 6:00 a.m.
Eaztern time and walked out
waving like a fuckin idiot
Queen bitch or something, walking
down her katwalk into her motherz crying
armz…
Are you people from another planet?! She’s gorgeous! Hot accent too. Meow!
Isnt 100% the highest you can go? Why are people always adding an extra amount?
You know what? She doesn’t look like this on a daily basis, and practically everyone in the world has off days and look like crap in the morning. She’s still a hotty in my book!
You know what? She doesn’t look like this on a daily basis, and practically everyone in the world has off days and look like crap in the morning. She’s still a hotty in my book!
stop everything
stop everything
Why is Eddie denying this child when he’s not even sure…he should admit is a possibility until the DNA test is complete. When the test is done and it shows he IS the father- we’ll see how he behaves then. He shoudn’t treat this child any differently than the 5 he had during his marriage.