Eddie Murphy is officially the father


A rep for Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown has confirmed that a DNA test shows Eddie Murphy is officially the father of her 2-month-old daughter. A source close to Brown says, “He’s the baby’s father, it’s official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his. There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”

Well sucks for Eddie. Not only does he officially have a daughter he doesn’t want, but the entire world now knows he had sex with this thing. Pictures could surface of him making out with a horse and it’d be less shameful.