Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were “married” in a private wedding on the island of Bora Bora on New Year’s Day. However to make the marriage legal, the couple needed a ceremony performed in the U.S. They decided to pass and are now “just friends” according to a statement issued to Reuters:
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the statement said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.
That’s amazing. It’s a marriage that ends after the honeymoon and isn’t legally recognized by the United States. Seriously, they should offer these on cruise ships. Or, at the very least, the strip club by the bus station. I’d love to marry a stripper for a short amount of time that won’t cost me alimony. I’d treat her good though. I’ll even make her a pillow by stuffing dollar bills and beer bottles in a trash bag. You know, so she’ll feel at home.
blahblah | January 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
hahahaa
that was SO not expected
Biggus Dickus | January 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
Did he dump her after he found out she wasn’t packing twigs and berries?
blahblah | January 17, 2008 at 10:51 am
ohh First btw :D
blahblah | January 17, 2008 at 10:51 am
ohh i was FIRST!!
Guy | January 17, 2008 at 10:52 am
Aww… How romantic, I suspect they even spoke in their native tongue of their island whilst performing sacrifices of goats.
OOGAA BOOGA
kily200 | January 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
I am Sue. A hot white girl with perfect sexy stature.
I’m seeking for a good man,
all can view my hot photos at http://multiraciallove.com by searching “peggysue”. No matter who you are and where you come from…
How many kids will Brit end up having? | January 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
I have no fucking pity. Woman he divorced his wife of over a decade and then knocked up Scary Spice denied it and became another deadbeat daddy even though he’s a fuckling multi millionaire and your thought he’sd change for YOU the woman who could keep Babyface Edmons happy?
I can’t stand women who don’t learn their lesson. Like Christie Brinkley when she got cheated on by husband number 4 , I mean come the fuck on did you not learn a thing from your last THREE marriages?
These fucking celebretards have turned the desrtuction of marriage into a sick art form. Buncha fucking dumbass losers and you can bet your balls and pussies that the fact that they have way more money than anyone deserves has a fucking lot to do with why they are so butt ass miserable and will die never knowing what real love and a truly happy relationship feels like.
KARMA BITCHES> K-A-R-M-A!
Jaffo | January 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
Fuck the article–this ‘peggysue’ chick sounds fucking hot!!!
Tom Cruise | January 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
Yeah, she probably didn’t want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though–the man don’t age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.
Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 11:00 am
TCLTC,
You got that right…….
Nice dress.
Tom Cruise | January 17, 2008 at 11:01 am
Yeah, she probably didn’t want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though–the man don’t age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.
Jimbo | January 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
Hey TT, How are you doing?
I guess Tracey’s brains are bigger than her boobs
Auntie Kryst | January 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
“Half! I want half Eddie!” Oh hell no. Good for Eddie, keep the marriage off the books. He’s keeping an eye to the future and on his money.
LadyJane | January 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
He looks like a gay Neanderthal.
Getting Paid $$$ | January 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
So, who cares about Pluto Nash? Isn’t he still doing children movies and taking it up the ass?
RichPort | January 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
Johnny Gill must be crying tears of happiness in his lace pillow as we speak… Eh-Deee is a gay as a rainbow flag…
And what’s with his beard’s Posh like tits?
LadyJane | January 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
EMLTC….
D. Richards (Father.) | January 17, 2008 at 11:11 am
Eddie Murphy looks like he’s doing large amounts of narcotics. His skin’s so blotchy. And what happened to him artistically? He was responsible for Coming To America — which is one of the best movies of all time — now, fucking Norbit.. Damn.
And ‘Donkey’ is not cool. I hate to be the one to point that out, but he’s not. Donkey is a black caricature. A bad black impersonation. Strange.
P.S. In the world of black, A Tracey Edmonds is considered a trophy wife. I bet her labia looks like chunky roast beef. Dark, and pink. Dark, and pink.
P.S.S. And you know she has a purple asshole too. Eeuww!
Jimmy Hoffa | January 17, 2008 at 11:11 am
This isn’t news …. this is typical Hollywierd. The list of celebs that do this is a mile long. He’s got the milk …the trick now, is not to let the Ca$h Cow ruin him by making his private life public. The world doesn’t need to know Eddie Murphy wears baby-doll panties under his slacks
Ted from LA | January 17, 2008 at 11:15 am
This is just so sad. Well, at least they did everything they could and really tried to make it work. If it doesn’t work in 14 days, what hope is there?
Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
Doing fine Jimbo…………….
Hoffa,
Doesn’t everyone wear pretty babydoll panties under their slacks????
It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.
BOB (bend-over-boyfriend) Tee Hee
Or “pegging”??
p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
lol @17
jrz | January 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
nice dress, bitch.
michy | January 17, 2008 at 11:22 am
one word:BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Lactating Panda Bear | January 17, 2008 at 11:23 am
she is too hot for that idiot
The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 11:24 am
Well, everyone knows, you can’t have a successfull marriage without Scientology in your heart..
WWTCD?
fo'sgirl | January 17, 2008 at 11:27 am
9. You’re right…he doesn’t age… crazy
24. You’re right. This is boring. Who cares. They wanna be freinds. Great. We all need friends….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mr.Murphey | January 17, 2008 at 11:30 am
He found out she wasn’t a tranny.
minniememe | January 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
Just like Donkey said, “Celebrity marriages: they never last”
Biff | January 17, 2008 at 11:31 am
The funniest part is that he’s mostly known for kids & family movies now. In that respect (a black guy known for doing well in a family-oriented role), you have to admire his acting ability.
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 11:34 am
Hmmm, that is a cool looking dress.
What do you think TT?
The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 11:36 am
Yeah, the dress rocks..
Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 11:36 am
Yes SV, I love the dress and hope she’s wearing pretty panties under it.
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 11:37 am
Oh snap, I just read your comment on the dress, TT (#10) I need to read the comments before I post so I don’t look like a repetitive douche. (whoops, too late!)
BTW what does TCLTC mean?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
shes damn fine, and she finally came to her senses
LadyJane | January 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
Tom Cruise Loves The Cock….
Spazz | January 17, 2008 at 11:40 am
What the fuck? Nice commitment. Why does this only happen in Hollywood? You dont see normal folks throwing in the towel after 2 weeks. How do you marry someone then determine in 14 days that it was a mistake? Do you homework ass clowns.
BP | January 17, 2008 at 11:42 am
TCLTC=
Tom Cruise loves the …. (another name for rooster)
deaconjones | January 17, 2008 at 11:43 am
#33. Really? Shocking that you would mention ‘pretty panties’ in EVERY comment you leave. And when I say shocking, I obviously mean ridiculously predictable.
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 11:44 am
38 – COCK a doodle doo
Rose Neck | January 17, 2008 at 11:46 am
I admire the way these fine African American folks are showing courage by defying empty societal conventions. They are in no way acting their color.
mememe | January 17, 2008 at 11:46 am
30–what? I’m not gonna think about that one too hard.
why does everyone think eddie murphy is gay? this is one I really don’t see. I mean…other than the tranny he picked up. hmmm. i’ll have to go watch all of his movies/standup now
Racer X | January 17, 2008 at 11:46 am
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/I hate what he did to Mel B.
//Loser
PunkA | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
just because I take it up the ass, does that make me gay?
Okay, and maybe it’s a technicality, but my top is my brother, so technically, I’m not gay, right?
Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
BTW, Shallow ValLTC, too….(Ohhhh, yeahhhhh!)
T.C. | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
It’s very easy to imagine Eddie sucking a cock, with that mouth.
Saladshooter | January 17, 2008 at 11:51 am
#26. What would Tom Cruise Do?!?!? That’s funny.
Melinda | January 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm
A guy picking up a tranny “by accident” doesn’t make him gay, even though he obviously did it on purpose. Every man has curiosity about what it’d be like to be with another man. That makes some of them ashamed and then very angry, hence all the gay-bashing. But some are less defensive and have fewer hangups and are willing to at least have one experience before saying it’d never be what they like. A tranny is perfect for that. That’s why the attractive ones are in insanely high demand.
Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Right on Melinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sicasso | January 17, 2008 at 12:07 pm
has been + wannabe = see ya later, doglick.