Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds split after two weeks

January 17th, 2008 // 88 Comments

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were “married” in a private wedding on the island of Bora Bora on New Year’s Day. However to make the marriage legal, the couple needed a ceremony performed in the U.S. They decided to pass and are now “just friends” according to a statement issued to Reuters:

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the statement said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.

That’s amazing. It’s a marriage that ends after the honeymoon and isn’t legally recognized by the United States. Seriously, they should offer these on cruise ships. Or, at the very least, the strip club by the bus station. I’d love to marry a stripper for a short amount of time that won’t cost me alimony. I’d treat her good though. I’ll even make her a pillow by stuffing dollar bills and beer bottles in a trash bag. You know, so she’ll feel at home.

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. blahblah

    hahahaa

    that was SO not expected

  2. Biggus Dickus

    Did he dump her after he found out she wasn’t packing twigs and berries?

  3. blahblah

    ohh First btw :D

  4. blahblah

    ohh i was FIRST!!

  5. Guy

    Aww… How romantic, I suspect they even spoke in their native tongue of their island whilst performing sacrifices of goats.

    OOGAA BOOGA

  6. kily200

    I am Sue. A hot white girl with perfect sexy stature.
    I’m seeking for a good man,
    all can view my hot photos at http://multiraciallove.com by searching “peggysue”. No matter who you are and where you come from…

  7. How many kids will Brit end up having?

    I have no fucking pity. Woman he divorced his wife of over a decade and then knocked up Scary Spice denied it and became another deadbeat daddy even though he’s a fuckling multi millionaire and your thought he’sd change for YOU the woman who could keep Babyface Edmons happy?

    I can’t stand women who don’t learn their lesson. Like Christie Brinkley when she got cheated on by husband number 4 , I mean come the fuck on did you not learn a thing from your last THREE marriages?

    These fucking celebretards have turned the desrtuction of marriage into a sick art form. Buncha fucking dumbass losers and you can bet your balls and pussies that the fact that they have way more money than anyone deserves has a fucking lot to do with why they are so butt ass miserable and will die never knowing what real love and a truly happy relationship feels like.
    KARMA BITCHES> K-A-R-M-A!

  8. Jaffo

    Fuck the article–this ‘peggysue’ chick sounds fucking hot!!!

  9. Yeah, she probably didn’t want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though–the man don’t age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.

  10. Texas Tranny

    TCLTC,
    You got that right…….

    Nice dress.

  11. Yeah, she probably didn’t want to strap it on and fuck him in his faggot ass. I give him credit, though–the man don’t age. I guess swallowing all that trannie semen keeps him young.

  12. Hey TT, How are you doing?

    I guess Tracey’s brains are bigger than her boobs

  13. Auntie Kryst

    “Half! I want half Eddie!” Oh hell no. Good for Eddie, keep the marriage off the books. He’s keeping an eye to the future and on his money.

  14. LadyJane

    He looks like a gay Neanderthal.

  15. So, who cares about Pluto Nash? Isn’t he still doing children movies and taking it up the ass?

  16. Johnny Gill must be crying tears of happiness in his lace pillow as we speak… Eh-Deee is a gay as a rainbow flag…

    And what’s with his beard’s Posh like tits?

  17. LadyJane

    EMLTC….

  18. D. Richards (Father.)

    Eddie Murphy looks like he’s doing large amounts of narcotics. His skin’s so blotchy. And what happened to him artistically? He was responsible for Coming To America — which is one of the best movies of all time — now, fucking Norbit.. Damn.

    And ‘Donkey’ is not cool. I hate to be the one to point that out, but he’s not. Donkey is a black caricature. A bad black impersonation. Strange.

    P.S. In the world of black, A Tracey Edmonds is considered a trophy wife. I bet her labia looks like chunky roast beef. Dark, and pink. Dark, and pink.

    P.S.S. And you know she has a purple asshole too. Eeuww!

  19. Jimmy Hoffa

    This isn’t news …. this is typical Hollywierd. The list of celebs that do this is a mile long. He’s got the milk …the trick now, is not to let the Ca$h Cow ruin him by making his private life public. The world doesn’t need to know Eddie Murphy wears baby-doll panties under his slacks

  20. Ted from LA

    This is just so sad. Well, at least they did everything they could and really tried to make it work. If it doesn’t work in 14 days, what hope is there?

  21. Texas Tranny

    Doing fine Jimbo…………….

    Hoffa,
    Doesn’t everyone wear pretty babydoll panties under their slacks????
    It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.

    BOB (bend-over-boyfriend) Tee Hee
    Or “pegging”??

  22. p0nk

    lol @17

  23. jrz

    nice dress, bitch.

  24. michy

    one word:BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

  25. Lactating Panda Bear

    she is too hot for that idiot

  26. The Office Whore

    Well, everyone knows, you can’t have a successfull marriage without Scientology in your heart..

    WWTCD?

  27. fo'sgirl

    9. You’re right…he doesn’t age… crazy

    24. You’re right. This is boring. Who cares. They wanna be freinds. Great. We all need friends….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  28. Mr.Murphey

    He found out she wasn’t a tranny.

  29. minniememe

    Just like Donkey said, “Celebrity marriages: they never last”

  30. Biff

    The funniest part is that he’s mostly known for kids & family movies now. In that respect (a black guy known for doing well in a family-oriented role), you have to admire his acting ability.

  31. Shallow Val

    Hmmm, that is a cool looking dress.

    What do you think TT?

  32. The Office Whore

    Yeah, the dress rocks..

  33. Texas Tranny

    Yes SV, I love the dress and hope she’s wearing pretty panties under it.

  34. Shallow Val

    Oh snap, I just read your comment on the dress, TT (#10) I need to read the comments before I post so I don’t look like a repetitive douche. (whoops, too late!)

    BTW what does TCLTC mean?

  35. shes damn fine, and she finally came to her senses

  36. LadyJane

    Tom Cruise Loves The Cock….

  37. Spazz

    What the fuck? Nice commitment. Why does this only happen in Hollywood? You dont see normal folks throwing in the towel after 2 weeks. How do you marry someone then determine in 14 days that it was a mistake? Do you homework ass clowns.

  38. BP

    TCLTC=
    Tom Cruise loves the …. (another name for rooster)

  39. deaconjones

    #33. Really? Shocking that you would mention ‘pretty panties’ in EVERY comment you leave. And when I say shocking, I obviously mean ridiculously predictable.

  40. Shallow Val

    38 – COCK a doodle doo

  41. Rose Neck

    I admire the way these fine African American folks are showing courage by defying empty societal conventions. They are in no way acting their color.

  42. mememe

    30–what? I’m not gonna think about that one too hard.

    why does everyone think eddie murphy is gay? this is one I really don’t see. I mean…other than the tranny he picked up. hmmm. i’ll have to go watch all of his movies/standup now

  43. Racer X

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    /I hate what he did to Mel B.
    //Loser

  44. PunkA

    just because I take it up the ass, does that make me gay?

    Okay, and maybe it’s a technicality, but my top is my brother, so technically, I’m not gay, right?

  45. Shallow Val

    BTW, Shallow ValLTC, too….(Ohhhh, yeahhhhh!)

  46. T.C.

    It’s very easy to imagine Eddie sucking a cock, with that mouth.

  47. Saladshooter

    #26. What would Tom Cruise Do?!?!? That’s funny.

  48. Melinda

    A guy picking up a tranny “by accident” doesn’t make him gay, even though he obviously did it on purpose. Every man has curiosity about what it’d be like to be with another man. That makes some of them ashamed and then very angry, hence all the gay-bashing. But some are less defensive and have fewer hangups and are willing to at least have one experience before saying it’d never be what they like. A tranny is perfect for that. That’s why the attractive ones are in insanely high demand.

  49. Right on Melinda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. sicasso

    has been + wannabe = see ya later, doglick.

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