Eddie Murphy brought Scary Spice and her 7-year-old daughter to his annual family vacation with his five kids in Hawaii last month, suggesting the two are getting very serious about their relationship.
During the weeklong trip in late August, the party of eight bonded while lounging poolside in private cabanas and dining out together at the island’s branch of Spago. Says one onlooker: “There was a lot of togetherness between the families.” At a Fourth of July BBQ Murphy hosted at his Beverly Hills home, the pair “were very loving and cute together,” says a source. And Murphy recently escorted Brown to his favorite haunt, L.A.’s Laugh Factory, where “they were very cozy,” says a witness. The British singer is spending more time at her L.A. house to be close to the actor. “(Eddie) seems very happy with her, and that’s what’s important to me,” says Murphy’s big brother Charlie. “He’s in a good place. If she does that (for him), then that’s great.”
It’s hard to go anywhere but up after being caught picking up a transvestite hooker but it seems Eddie Murphy has still somehow managed to screw that up. If you want to quash rumors you’re into women with penises you don’t go out and hook up with Scary Spice. That’s like trying to convince your friends you don’t like doing it with porcupines and then introducing them to your new hedgehog girlfriend. Or some other analogy that doesn’t involve having sex with small rodents.
enfilade | September 15, 2006 at 7:37 am
First?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
trampstar | September 15, 2006 at 7:37 am
Wow.. I totally forgot Scary Spice existed.
tits_on_snack | September 15, 2006 at 7:38 am
I can’t think of anything remotely interesting or even funny to say about this. Next.
Larry | September 15, 2006 at 7:40 am
Does Scary Spice have enormous man-feet?
jrzmommy | September 15, 2006 at 7:41 am
“Scary” is an apropos moniker. Enormous Spice would work, too.
dupababy | September 15, 2006 at 7:41 am
hmm.. maybe she agreed to make a bunch more frankenstein babies with him? sounds like he likes to pop em out and truth be known, most tranny’s can’t accomodate that wish.. scary was the next best thing to being there..
tits_on_snack | September 15, 2006 at 7:41 am
What a shitty moniker to have as your stage name anyway. “Scary”. Scary “Spice”. She was never even scary. Except sometimes she’d make a ‘tough’-face, and go “rahh”.
jrzmommy | September 15, 2006 at 7:42 am
Wow, Larry, #4–Enormous seems to be the word that pops into mind, huh?
jrzmommy | September 15, 2006 at 7:43 am
WOW–and #7 Moniker…..am I getting my brain waves crossed with other people today?
punkrocky | September 15, 2006 at 7:43 am
eddie murphey has 5 KIDS? shit son, i didnt even know he could get lucky that many times.
okay.... | September 15, 2006 at 7:46 am
blech—who cares?
Italian Stallion | September 15, 2006 at 7:50 am
Looks like the bitch just ate a lemonhead………
CelebSlam.com | September 15, 2006 at 7:50 am
When did Eddie Murphy get a perm? And who is that other guy?
http://www.celebslam.com
Italian Stallion | September 15, 2006 at 7:53 am
When you comment fifty fucking times on each story, sooner or later someone is going to say the same thing. Nothing to do with brain waves. Oh, and you need a brain in order for waves to cross………..
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 7:55 am
It’s like they are having a “Buckwheat-Off”, and Scary was the winner.
O-Tay!
RichPort | September 15, 2006 at 8:02 am
Both of those pictures were taken right each was asked whether Mr. Murphy was straight.
rolson | September 15, 2006 at 8:06 am
About a month ago I created ‘rolson’ to log onto SF and I made a comment. I wanted someone to respond but bobody did. I bet a coworker that I could get people to respond to me at some point and started to make pointed comments. The last few days have been AWESOME! Not only did I get a lot of comments but we had everyone making references. jrzmommy, RichPort, biatcho and everyone else who got into it…I want to apologize for every bad thing I said to you and wish you all the best. I don’t care if you blast celebs or not. It was just a game for me and you will either love it or hate it…either way, I don’t care and am going to stop the game. I will continue to look at comments but will not respond – at least not as ‘rolson’. I didn’t say this earlier but someone stole my name and posted some ‘I’ll leave now’ comment. I wanted to see if he or she would continue but I didn’t see any more posts by that person. Anyway, that is why I am going to change my login – but please feel free to keep blasting me (or others). Rest assured, I will be reading the comments.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 8:07 am
EMLT(Tranny)C
rolson | September 15, 2006 at 8:08 am
Ohhh…I forgot something. My ultimate goal was to get kicked off the comment list. That’s why I started swearing (f word and the c word) – however, the SF guy never kicked me out!
Larry | September 15, 2006 at 8:11 am
Seriously, does she have big dogs? Even weirder than the fact that Eddie picked up a trannie is that he picked up the trannie to play with his/her size 12 feet ….
Oh, and a few months after that encounter, the trannie was found dead. So better re-up your life insurance, Scary! You don’t want Baby Spice to be left with nothing.
Adult Underoos | September 15, 2006 at 8:14 am
i still think it’s funny the black spice girl is named “scary”
http://www.funderpants.com
jane's eyre | September 15, 2006 at 8:19 am
Who’s “Bobody”?
Seriously, that is about the lamest thing I’ve heard anyone admit to.
“The last few days have been AWESOME! Not only did I get a lot of comments but we had everyone making references.”
Hard up for attention, are you? Well whatever floats your boat dude.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 8:26 am
Wow Rolson, you really fooled us all with your covert operation. Amazing. Really, that was some serious Navy Seal shit.
What a sad fucking life you have. It must be a blast to be your co-worker. You must have all sorts of shenanigans over there at the tampon factory, working in quality control.
Ass hat.
SilverBlade | September 15, 2006 at 8:28 am
I’ve not seen a single flattering photo of Scary Spice… am I just not looking hard enough?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 8:29 am
Check this out, and tell me if you notice the resemeblance to scary.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/dr__seuss__how_the_grinch_stole_christmas/jim_carrey/grinch8.jpg
RichPort | September 15, 2006 at 8:43 am
#17 – It’s great when medication actually does what it’s intended to do, but I don’t think you can technically refer to the other patients at the funny farm as ‘coworkers’.
bigponie | September 15, 2006 at 9:00 am
#17- “…but please feel free to keep blasting me…”
as you wish
You are a motherfucking ass hat to a guy named bruce that you jack off and drink his cum with a bottle of tabasco sauce all the while being married to a 300 pound samoan fire dancer that pounds your ass with a serated dildo that you custom made out of kevlar, on top of visiting the local mortuary to eat your daily meal of vitamin guts, brain and fingernails all the while shoving your cock in a decomposed cunt and sticking the rotten cock in you ass.
whoa!!! where the hell did that come from.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 15, 2006 at 9:02 am
It’s touching when a couple of has-beens find each other. My guess is her attraction to him is the money he’s amassed over the years. His attraction to her is that she looks like a Hollywood Blvd. tranny.
chubbs | September 15, 2006 at 9:03 am
#23 you are so right.
rolson change your name, do what you have to do, but while your serving your boss coffee, i am the boss being served the coffee. You cursed on here to get kicked off? what a dope. go reinvent yourself since you obviously cant handle the heat, and your riff with Jane.
RichPort | September 15, 2006 at 9:07 am
#27 – Lovely stuff. I think I shed a tear.
Jake | September 15, 2006 at 9:29 am
pluto nash was the worst movie ever
http://wampoon.com/
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 9:48 am
#27 – That was angrier that a pitbull with AIDS fucking a rabid three-legged crocodile.
And I loved every delicious word of it.
Keep that shit up my friend, and you will go places!
RichPort | September 15, 2006 at 9:52 am
#31 – I disagree. I’d rather have my eyelids sliced off with rusty razor blades slice off my eyelids and force we to watch a Pluto Nash-a-thon than have to ever sit through Spice World.
Fugurself | September 15, 2006 at 9:54 am
#17, I am confused. Are you the same rolson who used to always post “first, bitches?” That rolson never used to construct full sentences. If you are the same person, I think the medication is wearing off becos you are now actually writing complete sentences.
In case you forgot, I used to call you Ballson becos I always thought you had balls for brains.
BarbadoSlim | September 15, 2006 at 10:06 am
From the looks of her it looks like Eddie’s going out with Cow-Spice.
Of course, it’s a step up from his usual Cock-Spice.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 15, 2006 at 10:47 am
EDDDIEEEE, what have you done for us lately?
Looks like he really meant no marriage for him… worried about HALF from a Goonie Goo Goo!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Madrid Marriott | September 15, 2006 at 10:58 am
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time,
party all the ti-ime.
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time,
party all the ti-ime.
My girl wants to potty all the time,
potty all the time,
potty all the ti-ime.
rolson | September 15, 2006 at 11:11 am
#22.. “bobody” was supposed to be “blow buddies”,
as I’m setting in this cyber gay bar, reminiscing.
Triumph Insult Dog | September 15, 2006 at 11:12 am
Hey, man, Scary Spice has been looking kind of good lately.
Yeah, the hair has always been crazy, but that body, man! Surf the web for recent pics of her in a bathing suit and you’ll know…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Sheva | September 15, 2006 at 11:13 am
Eddie should be scared of her plans for his wallet.
But she’ll put on his favorite tranny gear and he’ll be happy.
Until she nails him in divorce court.
Eddie youz iz not az smartz as yuz use to be.
That’s Eddie ebonics to the rest of ya.
danielle | September 15, 2006 at 11:15 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You had to go there, didn’t you?
jane's eyre | September 15, 2006 at 11:34 am
@37 Thanks a lot, now I’m going to had that stupid song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
TrannyGranny | September 15, 2006 at 11:52 am
Mr Robinsons Neighborhood
James Browns Celebrity Hot Tub
Awaiting.. Awaiting.. Awaiting
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 11:58 am
Oh, American Music, I wept for you on the day this song was released….
Step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it right in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Damn you Murphy. You should have stuck to the stand up.
tallcoolone | September 15, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Calling Scary Spice a ‘singer’ is a bit of a stretch, don’t you think?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 15, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Does Charlie Murphy date Scary Spice’s younger, less talented sister?
I’m Charlie Murphy, Bitch!
CarlosKavros | September 15, 2006 at 12:31 pm
I don’t believe it. They do not look right together. Maybe the media jumped to false conclusions and got it all wrong. Maybe they were simply together on a business meeting. Or something.
BarbadoSlim | September 15, 2006 at 12:41 pm
This week on James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub:
Burt Reynolds, Bea Arthur..James Caan!!! and Dr. Joyce Brothers!!
TrannyGranny | September 15, 2006 at 12:56 pm
I’m Gumby DAMN IT !!!
Fatty_McButterpants | September 15, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Well good for Eddie. I for one am glad that he’s getting out there and tapping, er dating scene after his messy F’d up marriage. She’ll definetely bang him unconscience with that scary spice vagina of hers. :D