Eddie Cibrian is a fish. Or something.

August 11th, 2009 // 20 Comments

Eddie Cibrian is having a hard time after his wife publicly left him over allegations he had an affair with LeAnn Rimes. People reports:

Now, Cibrian, 36, who was seen spending time with Rimes, 26, last month, is speaking out about his personal drama.
“I don’t know how people perceive me,” he tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Tuesday. “What I do know is when you reach a certain point in your career you’re placed in this unfair fishbowl.”

“Unfair fishbowl?” I don’t get. Is LeAnn Rimes’ vagina the fish food? Or is someone going to flush Eddie Cibrian down a toilet? Also, at what point do my parents buy a new fish thinking I won’t notice, but instead I grow up with trust issues that leave me incapable of having anything but shallow, sex-based relationships with women? I’ve said too much. Or just enough…

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  1. The Georgeous One

    Umm, what exactly was he expecting as a celebrity?

  2. bUZZTOE

    Tuna…do I smell Tuna..

  3. Dre

    This guy si a douche. Oh btw…FIRST!

  4. Dre

    This guy is a douche. Oh btw…FIRST!

  5. Dre

    This guy is a douche. Oh btw…FIRST!

  6. DeviousJinx

    Nothing spells r-e-g-r-e-t like that cold sore he’s getting over…thanks LeAnn, nothing like a hot fling full of herpes!

  7. Tom K

    Dumb fuck!!! Was LeAnn’s pussy really worth it? I know its new and different but if your going to cheat on your wife make sure it’s a Megan Fox or Joanna Krupa…..a 10……not a fucking 4.5 lol

  8. gregorio

    I still don’t know who the hell an Eddie Cibrian is or what the hell it does. Is it a new species of fish?

  9. Your career is to rimes that ass cybrian, no one knows what tv show youre in…

    The (s) is silent in rimes…

  10. stephanie

    He is so hot. Seriously.

  11. Kat

    He is unbelievably hot. And both his wife and Leann Rimes are beat. Why Eddie, why?

  12. Jose

    LeAnn Rimes wrote his speach. In the middle of stalking Eddie, LeAnn said “I love my husband dearly” but she didn’t say “but I love sleeping with Eddie more.” Now Eddie says “I love my family dearly but just not enough to go home to them. I love preying on 20 year old girls more than being a father to my children. I don’t care that my wife is approaching forty with two kids and will never get married again. I care only about myself, just like the rich heartless wretch I’m doing now. When LeAnn gets pregnant and swells up like a blow-fish, I’ll be banging someone else.” Eddie and LeAnn are two of a kind. LeAnn’s been living in an open marriage for 7 years and now Eddie can come out of the closet.

  13. Quinn

    Where is this guy from? What tv show? I thought it was Mario Lopez.

  14. Howie Feltersnatch

    That’s funny because on that show I think he was one of the only ones who wasn’t a fish.

  15. Rhialto

    I understand he’s talking about his career?

  16. Darth

    Does he consider his career as a personal drama?

  17. Galtacticus

    He knows he committed adultery.And that’s why he gives answers like this.

  18. Nero

    We should throw stones,rocks and shoes in the direction of his head.

  19. Prettybaby

    Oh shaddup people. He’s dumb as hell but smokin hot.

    Hey watch this.

    “Oh yesssss Eddie. You are so right! Come here to PrettyBaby and put your ‘fish’ in my ‘bowl’!”

    Easy.

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