Eat some damn Turkey
Unless something goes horribly wrong during Thanksgiving and uncle Mort starts slapping people in the face with his penis like he did last year, there probably won’t be any new posts until Monday. That said, have yourself a merry little Thanksgiving. If you overhear or snap an embarrassing picture of a celebrity, be sure to send it in. I’m always up for a good chuckle after stuffing my face full of turkey.