Posted by Photo Boy
After the long, dark winter of being forced to pretend she’s not 10,000 times hotter than Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann while promoting The Other Woman, spring is finally here for Kate Upton. And not a moment too soon, because for a minute there it seemed like she was about to forgo using her breasts to catapult to stardom in favor of marrying a director who will cast her in everything, or growing a penis to woo Alex Rodriguez. Both of which are valid tracks to financial success, but do you want young boys to stop masturbating and start using steroids or thinking Judd Apatow comedies aren’t broad, navel-gazing suburbia porn? Shh, it’s fine now, Kate, you’re not the first to make this terrible mistake.