Today’s Links Brought to You by Dwight Gooden Covered in Strippers

Why the hell my paparazzi plug that supplies me with manilla envelopes of photographs in the alleyway behind the Baskin Robins gave me these photos of Dwight Gooden smothering himself in strippers, I have no idea. It’s not my job to ask questions around here. I learned that the hard way when I tried to ask off for Thanksgiving and came back the next day to find my desk covered in creamed corn. It’s a healthy work environment, that’s all that matters.

Also…

That one transphobic Duggarfucker wants everyone to know that chicks who look like dudes are spooky to him. [Celebuzz!]

You can buy a picture of Tupac’s penis for $7,500 or you can see Justin Bieber’s here for free… your call. [TMZ]

Hillary Duff let some guy get up in her vaj and filmed it. [DrunkenStepfather]

These pro-life Zootopia fan comics are the weirdest thing you’ll see this week. [AV Club]

Victim of the Day: Lena Dunham knew about the whole Weinstein thing before anyone else, but nobody listened to her. [Dlisted]

Terry Crews is suing the guy who grabbed his balls. [EvilBeet]

Everybody knows the Christmas song “Baby it’s Cold Outside” is rapey and it needs to go… or does it? [WarpedSpeed]

Jon Hamm’s penis is not trying to steal Batman role from Ben Fatleck. [GossipCop]

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