Today’s Links Brought to You by Dwight Gooden Covered in Strippers
Why the hell my paparazzi plug that supplies me with manilla envelopes of photographs in the alleyway behind the Baskin Robins gave me these photos of Dwight Gooden smothering himself in strippers, I have no idea. It’s not my job to ask questions around here. I learned that the hard way when I tried to ask off for Thanksgiving and came back the next day to find my desk covered in creamed corn. It’s a healthy work environment, that’s all that matters.
Hillary Duff let some guy get up in her vaj and filmed it. [DrunkenStepfather]
These pro-life Zootopia fan comics are the weirdest thing you’ll see this week. [AV Club]
Terry Crews is suing the guy who grabbed his balls. [EvilBeet]
Everybody knows the Christmas song “Baby it’s Cold Outside” is rapey and it needs to go… or does it? [WarpedSpeed]
Jon Hamm’s penis is not trying to steal Batman role from Ben Fatleck. [GossipCop]