Dustin Hoffman has breasts

July 8th, 2005 // 1 Comment

dhoffman_breaststn.jpgI’m not really sure what I’m looking at here. Obviously it’s Dustin Hoffman, but why does he have two giant saggy breasts? And why is there a man sucking on one of them? The easy answer would probably be that he’s filming some outrageous movie that features him getting his breasts sucked, but I prefer to believe that Dustin Hoffman is a homosexual exhibitionist with huge disgusting man-boobs. Yes, that’s right folks, you heard it here first. Dustin Hoffman is a homosexual exhibitionist with huge disgusting man-boobs.

Thanks to the oddly perverse roxxe for the disturbing visual.

*Update: As several people far smarter than I am have pointed out, the image is from an outtake of I Heart Huckabees. I’ve never seen the movie, but if it’s anything like this picture I should rectify that immediately. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve fantasized about sucking on Dustin Hoffman’s huge man-boobs.

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  1. sd card | May 31, 2010 at 8:28 am

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