I really hope this isn’t true, but Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) supposedly has a 40-minute sex tape in which he engages in a threesome with two women and even performs a Dirty Sanchez.
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. “Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”
The working title for the sex tape is “Saved by the Smell,” but they should consider changing it to “The Last Video You Will Ever Watch” and then package a gun with every copy of the tape, so that after you watch it you can blow out your own brains. Because after you see a naked Screech wiping a women’s upper lip with her own feces I can’t imagine your brain could be thinking anything other than self termination. Kill the body to save the mind.
Wait a blasted minute. The article says he’s “trying to distance himself from the Screech persona”. The hell he is! Why is his website called “Save Screech’s House”? Why is “Saved By The Smell”? Why does he remind everyone on the few radio interviews that he gets that HE WAS SCREECH?
Either accept the end of your 15 minutes and reinvent yourself or admit to the world that you’re clinging to what little fame you once had. You don’t get to have it both ways, kiddo.
I don’t care to know, but I bet his nose is bigger then his dick…………..
Guys, it’s gonna be okay. Mr. Belding comes in at the end of the video and orders Screech to detention. So he learns his lesson, and all is well in the world.
52 Stallion- Sorry to burst your bubble pardner, but #8 said something similar.
As a consolation, click the link, you may be mildly surprised. Granny was!
Stallion
your profile fucking kills!!!! Now pass that crack pipe, lets get Weird!
54 Brain Embolism….HAHAA I was wondering if you saw that comment before it got pulled. Guilty as charged. You’re pretty damn funny, in addition.
@54 Ok, so who is that?
Tranny / Stallion it’s not my site, I’m just a ‘fan’ of the way she looks.
You should leave a comment.
Stallion, I too just read your profile…
Don’t quit your day job.
I’m kidding! It’s out there man.
“A fight breaks out between the two of them while Zack Morris is in the background making calls on his gigantic cell phone.”
LOL! Damn, I miss that show. My mom still has a “Zack Morris” phone.
if it comforts you, i read somewhere that they can only use pudding and not actual shit in videos. at least that’s what he told me.
Not to rain on anybody’s parade here, but i’ve heard rumors that his dick is huge, like Paris “can smuggle a Bently Continental in my Snatch” Hilton would feel it huge.
I’ve heard the same rumors about me stinger.
This guy having sex, nay, this guy ever having HAD sex is proof fucking positive that some bitches will fuck anything. And some chicks are so low in self esteem they’ll get their drunken girlfriend to help them bag the least popular character on a moderately popular show and significantly degrade themselves. Letting Screech rub a mocha flavored finger, extracted from your own ass, under your nose, would be like letting Paris Hilton use your tongue as toilet paper. After sex. Not cool. Not fucking cool at all. That said, I’ve known many a fucked up looking dude who has bagged some primo pussy… and they didn’t have to be on TV to do it. These chicks just needed more hugs as kids I guess…
I know a Dirty Sanchez involves using your cock, but I just can’t imagine his is longer than a finger.
Hmm. If I saw this tape I would… Screech. And wretch….yes, I would also wretch…
@3, Paris turned down the offer for fear that it might sully her reputation.
UGH pathetic asshole! This guy might as well just kill himself already. Nobody likes him, nobody ever liked the character he played and that has fed him all his life. It’s just retarded how fucking desperate for cash he is. It’s just dumb. First he begs for money when at this stage he should at least be able to afford a fucking trailer. Now this desperate attempt for attention and money. Seriously he’s the most pathetic person ever on tv. Ever.
Now I know waht hell is. Screech giving Dirty Sanchez to a girl? Forget the tape just give me the damn gun so I can be over with this!
*sigh*
Been there, done that. Ya’ll acting like you never did a Dirty Sanchez before?
And what about the Philly cheesesteak, jelly donut and the donkey punch?
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=philly+cheesesteak&defid=1011697)
Woops.. sorry.. here you have the
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in case you don’t know what it means lol
oh dear god. i just threw up in my mouth… not a little… a lot!
I’m sorry…
I loke reading some of these replies, but come on. This guy is obviously still trying to save his house, isn’t he ? using shit instead of putty for the windows, saves money. Maybe it wasn’t a dirty sanchez, maybe he’s just resourcfull…NOT!!!
you know what, i dont really give a shit he made a sex tape im glad screech is getting some pussy, makes me think every dog can actually have his day, on that note to this day i have never seen a descent sex tape all of them have shitty audio video or both even when i got to see pam andersons snatch i had to hear “i love you” every 15 seconds so really were all the douchebags for giving a shit about sex tapes in the first place, find good quality porn if you really find a need to jack off or rub your clit
the world is ending.
Stupid. Dumb. Crazy. In one word, would I use dope? Nope. Hi, I’m brendan tartikoff, president of NBC, and I’ve got a hit idea for the fall season: DONT USE DRUGS
@50
I am Lisa Lawless if that is what you are asking. Thanks for the compliment if it is.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
I had a hard time finding it, but I put a link to where you can get it on my site-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/screech-dustin-diamond-sex-tape.htm
here is a link to screech
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/saved_by_the_porn_-22189/search
this is very disturbing
The dustin said his tape was “leaked” on the internet, umm yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oK!!!and if you believe that, i have some tonic i’d like to sell you.