The Duggars Are Still Being Investigated By Child Services

“Y’all found one of our kids under your porch? In Virginia? Well, isn’t that something. Just spray him with water. He’ll run on home.”

The Duggars have been noticeably inconsistent about how much interaction they’ve had with the Arkansas Department of Human Services and whether or not that interaction resulted in Josh Duggar and/or the sisters he molested receiving legitimate counseling. In fact, we have no idea if the Duggars even cooperated with the department, but we do know that Josh sued DHS, and now In Touch is reporting the police were called after the Duggars refused to let DHS into their home to speak with a minor just days after the Josh Duggar police report went public:

The Duggars made no mention of the fact that they have been under investigation again, but In Touch discovered what they are hiding via another Freedom of Information Act request that produced the 911 call.
After identifying himself as a Washington Country DHS employee and stating the Duggar family address, the caller tells the 911 operator, “We have an investigation and I guess they’re not being cooperative. We have to see the child to make sure the child is all right. So we just need police assistance.”

In fairness to the Duggars – Look at me! I’m Megyn Kelly! – anyone could’ve called child services, and they have to investigate if they think the report is serious enough. In fairness to math and basic probability, a small town fell out of Michelle Duggar’s vagina that’s run by children, so who the fuck knows what’s happening and to who? Not to mention Jim Bob Duggar basically admitted on prime time news that Quiverfull families have a molestation problem for that exact reason. On top of that, Josh is moving back home to Arkansas armed with Kate Gosselin’s bodyguard, and you know that guy’s skilled at making sure someone’s not disturbed. He can still feel the throwing stars lodged his arms, little karate hands moving so fast…

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