The Duggars Have A 20th Kid Now. Did God Die?
Last year, it was revealed that Josh Duggar molested his sisters several times, which his parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar failed to stop before sending him off to build houses and then declaring him magically cured. At no point was Josh – and possibly not even his victims – taken to see a licensed therapist, because that’s devil magic, even after child services became involved after someone at their church finally stepped up and reported the Duggars after they’d been openly admitting all of this for years on Sundays. Long story short, here’s a family that’s been investigated for covering up an active predator in the house – “Parents aren’t mandatory reporters,” Jim Bob literally told Megyn Kelly – but at the end of the day, they say the right magic words out of a magic book, so aw shucks, let’s ‘em adopt another kid, says Benton County, Arkansas. In Touch reports:
In Touch magazine has exclusively obtained Benton County, Ark., public legal documents revealing that on Aug. 31, the former 19 Kids and Counting stars Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, were granted temporary guardianship of an 8-year-old boy – making that their 20th child.
The 8-year-old boy is the son of Michelle’s niece, Rachel Hutchins, who’s been struggling to care for him. Rachel, 23, is homeless, unemployed and has had a slew of financial setbacks and problems with the law.
Public records obtained by In Touch reveal that Rachel — who had the boy as an unmarried teen — is on probation for three years following an April arrest on felony charges for breaking and entering at a Springdale, Ark., tow truck business and stealing a pocket knife and $2 in change.
According to In Touch, the Duggars will start making moves for adoption in November, and in theory, one could argue that this situation might still be better than putting the poor kid in the system. Or at least slightly less worse as he’s raised by children barely older than him and home-schooled to believe that women’s no-no-holes are a portal to Satan. Unless you marry them, and then it’s a man’s unlimited access fuckhole/baby cannon. Then again, there’s always the chance he’ll be forced to live under the stairs and dubbed “Sinny Potter” per the nature of his birth.
“Eat your Jell-O salad, Sinny Potter!” one group of children will yell.
“Stop growing a goat’s head and forming a one-world government, Sinny Potter!” the others will chime in.
Yup, this’ll be great.