In news nobody cares about except Drew Lachey and maybe his parents, Drew and his wife gave birth to their first daughter yesterday. A rep for the couple says, “Mom, Dad and baby are all happy and healthy.”
It’s great news and all, but somebody like Drew really doesn’t need a rep to make statements like this for him. It’d be like Gary Coleman sending out a press release that he finally saved up enough for that Honda Civic. Probably very exciting times, but the only people that care are either related by blood or depressed.
First!!
Gladly take second…
But really, who pumped fat into Gwyneth Paltrow and paid her to stand next to Drew?
The caption should read Drew Lachey loses his virginity to someone other then his brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, come on now. Let him enjoy the last 3min of the 15 he regained from Dancing with the Has-beens.
Of course, if he tried to capitalize any more on it he will have to be stopped! Get ye to the Stop-N-Shop.
is it only me or does she look around 16 years old. a very preggers 16 years old. well, at least she looks happy and is glowing, unlike crazy alien baby mother katie holmes. what is it now, 11 months along on that one? geez
Unless the baby does a dancefloor version of the Triple Lundy landing in a backflip, while wearing a gold lame dress and 4-inch heels on the next season of Dancing With the Stars…I’m not impressed.
#5…they are both 29 yrs old. although she does look rather young in that pic. I think it’s just the picture…b/c she looks 29 in person.
Does this mean she will get her own birthing monument like Britney Spears did? So, Britney was laying on a bear, what will Drew’s wife be laying on? Tom Bergeron?
I thought that Britney Spears was married to that Federline guy?
It’s always a comfort to hear that Dad came through the delivery with flying colors. Seriously, has one ever been lost to birthing complications?
I first saw his wife on ‘Newlyweds’. At the time I thought geez, he’s got to be so jealous of Nick. Well, look who’s still married. Pretty girls cheat.
In other irrevelant news, I just finished cutting my grass and now I’m going to edge the driveway. I”ll update you when I’m done with that.
P.S. I forgot – that means that ugly ones are just greatful to have a man.
PapaHotNuts, where have you been? Good luck with the yard – watch your toes.
he can do so much better.
Like Jessica.
ah…gary coleman’s getting a new car? cool..what color? any pics to post? did he go with the leather booster seat? details, details!!!
# 12 Jaqd- I had 5 hours worth of back surgery a month or so ago and between rehab, writing (I’m a journalist), and being looped up on Loritab and Miller Lite, I’m just getting back. Nice of you to ask. Where are ESQ, Ladyeebug, ManU, and the others? Thanks again.
# 12 Jacq- I had 5 hours worth of back surgery a month or so ago and between rehab, writing (I’m a journalist), and being looped up on Loritab and Miller Lite, I’m just getting back. Nice of you to ask. Where are ESQ, Ladyeebug, ManU, and the others? Thanks again.
Why wouldn’t he be healthy? Did he give birth too? O.o
His wife is hideous.
# 5 – you got it all wrong. Katie has known Tom for 11 months…pregnant for 10.
I think Drew is better looking than Nick. Probably smarter too…
Papa! Sorry to hear that you had to go through all of that! ESQ is around, but neither of us have seen Ladyeebug lately. Welcome back! So does Loritab/Miller make you even funnier?
I love how it’s “Drew AND his wife gave birth…” I’m pretty sure that she was the only one squeezing out an 8 pound human being.
She was a lot prettier before she got pregnant (on Newlyweds for example). Pregnancy broke her.
PapaHotNuts – what else is up for the weekend? Mulch? Planting flowers? I’m interested in whats going on…
#11 HA HA HA HA. So funny. Keep us posted.
the most important part of the story was left out:
“Drew has sex with Goblin-woman, monster-hybrid baby expected”
So Drew’s not gay?
I don’t get it.
Plus wtf is up with his wife’s teeth.
Haha, #5 and #18 – my fiance always asks: “Shouldn’t Katie Holmes have had her baby by now? Isn’t she more than 9 months pregnant?”
UPDATE: I edged the driveway but before I got to the sidewalk, I ran out of gas. But what happens next will absolutely blow you away- I refilled the blower with a 40:1 gas/oil ratio and carried on. I know this sounds unbelievable, but I assure you this is what happened. I also saw a bird.
UPDATE: I edged the driveway but before I got to the sidewalk, I ran out of gas. But what happens next will absolutely blow you away- I refilled the blower with a 40:1 gas/oil ratio and carried on. I know this sounds unbelievable, but I assure you this is what happened. I also saw a bird.
what kind of bird?
COME ON! I can’t wait any longer for the juicy details!
dude, someone PLEASE tell me that they remember when this girl was on Saturday Night Live in the early-mid 90′s with Chris Farley and all? you know the one…..
Nice pic. Denny’s employees of the month, I guess.
#10 Actually there was a man in Southern California who passed out during his wife’s C-section. His wife said that he really didn’t feel comfortable cutting the cord, but the doctor coerced him to. When he passed out he hit the back of his head on the aluminum base molding of the floor. Later that day he died of a brain hemorrage.
The first 4 words of the article says it all.
SUPERFICIAL U ARE SLIPPIN’ BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!
#31, I know who you’re talking about. Her name is Melanie Hutsell. His wife sure does look a lot like her!!
this is the best pic of melanie hutsell i could find.
http://www.usedwigs.com/graphics/MH.jpg
not one of SNL’s more memorable cast members. but even so, lachey totally married her anyway.
It would suck for him if he found out he wasn’t the father but instead it was Nick!
I’m making strip steak for dinner smothered in peppers, onions and mushrooms with a peppercorn and thyme gravy. That will be followed by death by chocolate cake.
PapaHotNuts what did you make for dinner??
What kind of lawn mower? Please tell me it’s riding mower.
She used to be the choreographer for 98 degrees…I guess that explains a lot. Drew and her have been together since they were 9. I guess she looked a lot better back then.
thanks for the breaking news.
Drew Lachey has a baby…and a fat ugly wife
WOW!CONGRAULATIONS AND WHO GIVES A FUCK?
I still don’t know who Drew or Nick Lachey are… I think I’m better off not knowing! VRRROOOOMMMM!
huh? drew who?
Exactly. Is this some reality show asshole or something?
And yeah, his wife is really fat too. Just look at that big belly. She’s really got to lose a few pounds in her midsection. Do some stomach crunches or something ….
Seriously though. Being Nick Lachey’s brother doesn’t get you anything better than THAT!?!
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Now don’t you go doing anything crazy-stupid like, oh, say, laying mulch! I mean, we can only take so much here.
So anyway, glad to hear you’re doing better. I like Milagro, all by itself, or maybe with a half a Vicodin when my back says, “HEY, asshole! Remember all that shit you picked up in the yard yesterday?”, but other than that, cool for you. Does the Miller/Lortab combo really make you funnier? ‘Cause I don’t think we can handle your truth if it does.
I finally saw a Laydee post on the Kevin Smith page.
Are we still on for Vegas? I think Binky should come along.
here’s a picture of them when his wife was actually thinner:
http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos/l/lachey.drew.lea.032406.jpg
I’m sure to say that she looks like crap now with all the fat in her belly and heck she was never close to “pretty” to begin with..she reminds me of a frigging camel..and those teeth are hurting my eyes..