Drew Lachey has a baby
In news nobody cares about except Drew Lachey and maybe his parents, Drew and his wife gave birth to their first daughter yesterday. A rep for the couple says, “Mom, Dad and baby are all happy and healthy.”
It’s great news and all, but somebody like Drew really doesn’t need a rep to make statements like this for him. It’d be like Gary Coleman sending out a press release that he finally saved up enough for that Honda Civic. Probably very exciting times, but the only people that care are either related by blood or depressed.