Drew Barrymore wears bikini for Justin Long

March 3rd, 2008 // 86 Comments

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a romantic getaway to Mexico this weekend. These two look like a sweet couple. You know, the kind that has sex then quickly runs to separate showers for a good wash and cry. You can’t put a price on a love like that. But, unfortunately, you can put a price on a Mac. Seriously, Justin, $1500 and this thing doesn’t mix drinks? I’ll stick to my custom PC with a blender duct-taped to it, thank you very much. Now who wants an ink-toner mojito? *sips* Mmm, poisony.


  1. As a famous man named p0nk once said to me “tell ‘em when they’re done with their Mac to upgrade to Fisher Price…”

    Macs are for the same fucks that drive a Prius but own huge homes, drink half foam, no caf, triple soy lattes and only eat “organic”. Gimme s’more $14 apples!!! Fucking sheep…

  2. Elk

    Why do women wear bikini tops like that? Real why would you go into a store and pick a top that flattens and pulls down your boobs? And it’s got to be uncomfortable.

    “she used to have nice boobs…what happened?”

    Boobs are made of mostly fat so weight loss (or gain) effects their size dramatically.

  3. How many kids will Brit end up having?

    I can’t fucking stand when chubby chicks get breast reducion so they don’t have to work out as much and deal with the fact that their FAt. “Oh my back hurts soooo much I need a breast reduction” Ok fatty maybe you should get a fat belly reduction too since I’m sure all that nasty pooch fat hanging of your big fat gut is hurting your back too. So anyway they go ahead and gets their titties vacumed down a little and feel a bit better about themselves for a whhhile. BUTT Eventually they realize that they are actually just FATand that excess heavy boob fat was a result of being FAT. So then they lose wieight and end up with tiny tits that don’t suit their figures. Bitch should have lost weight a decade ago. She may be slim bu,t she is not lean and toned cuz that skin was streched out for years.

    And everytime I turn around I see spme stupid bitch wearing these hideous headband bikini tops. Look it ya fucking morons it makes your boobs look like shit; mushy unshaply constricted saggy SHIT. Good god who the fuck dressess these whores?

    LASTLY people insulting her ass might not want big fat butts on their chicks they just mifght be fans of perky tushes not slipping down the thighs saggy pancake asses. Her ass size is fine, it’s just two inches too low. But she’s old and a former chubber so that consider me gives her a B- .


  4. Janice Cooper

    Big boobs are basically uncomfortable. I had a breast reduction and it has improved the quality of my life. Now I gain my weight in my stomach, so I have to watch my diet and exercise. People are always telling me to gain weight and I have to explain that it all goes in my stomach and then they stop bugging me about it. I think Drew has a nice shape and her small shapely fanny looks fine. I suppose Americans get confused about what is normal because 70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight and 1 percent are underweight and can be seen in the media as celebrities.

  5. EuroNeckPain

    What kept her career going ? I mean, she was a cute little girl in ET, but now she looks as good as any european next door neighbour. Does she have relatives in the right places, or did she make so much money that she can pay to have roles ?

  6. Lindsey

    K, who ever writes the captions…especially on this photo…you are SO funny. SO funny. So effin’ funny. You should be rewarded for such unbridled funnness. Don’t ever stop.

  7. Dana

    She is a smart and talented female for starters. She has her own production company and has created many films such as 50 First Dates, Music and Lyrics, and Charles Angels.

  8. pee pants

    #56. The anwer is colum B. Drew is a producer. Producers are rich useless hasbeens or neverweres who use their money to control films and on greater scale all of hollywood. The real and lowly talents like writers get completely manipulated by producers who have almost complete creative control over movies and television. When a producer is also a working actor then you’ve got trouble, first of all they are only working due to their wealth and accompanying power and because of that, their massive face time and ridiculous, undeserved, resulting fame they are the most egotistical bastards on the planet and they ruin the art of film by basically turning every movie into a highly flattering giant homage to themselves. For example; Queen Latifa gets LL Cool J to be the man who is madly in love with her in a movie she produces because she finds him hot and, of course, it’s flattering when someone ten trillion leagues above you wants you even if it’s impossibly unrealistic and the very thought of it breaks all laws of nature. Similarly Drew Barrymore has turned herself into America’s romantic comedy sweetheart who always gets the guy and the happy ending (lol, but it don’t work that way in the real world do it Drew). Now Tom Cruise (one of the biggest self serving producer douches) made Mission Impossible into Mission Make Me Feel Tall (and Cool ) by surrounding me with hotties, super small custom made props to make me feel like a “big kid”, and turning me into some crazy superhero like James Bond (even though in real life he can’t even do up his size 3 velcro elmo sneakers without Katie’s help). They tell people the elmo sneakers are for Suri when she gets older but everyone knows they’re for Tom. You see, the only thing big about Tom is his ego that and his man tall “wife”, I mean beard, and her huge feet. It is said that you can fit two of Tommy’s elmo sneaks into one of Katie’s stilettoe’s.

    But I digress, the point is ego maniac’s like producers are absolute poison to creativity and art and are a big part of why Hollywood is such a pathetic joke and not a respectable industry.

  9. Maggy


    The bottom line is Drew produced and appeared in some good movies that the entire family can watch such as Never Been Kissed, The Wedding Singer, Fever Pitch, and Music and Lyrics. I hope Drew continues to make films that the entire family can watch.

  10. Elk

    59. pee pants

    lol @ the elmo sneakers bit.

  11. candyass

    #60. That is the filthiest most vile thing I have EVER read on this site.

  12. Drew Barrymore is so sexy in bikini!

  13. me

    she’s so cute…..I hope he kisses her feet

  14. Truxter

    Big surprise. ANOTHER A-list celebrity steps in front of the camera with a tax deductable contribution. Promoting her latest multi-million dollar project in the very same segment. Using her ‘humanitarian’ image as an excuse for her own incredible greed. As an excuse to concentrate the world’s wealth and resources in her own back yard. As an excuse to live an extravogant, power-hungry, jet-setting, global warming lifestyle. Traveling the world in the name of ‘humanity’. WAKE UP PEOPLE. DREW BARRYMORE IS JUST ANOTHER FILTHY RICH MULTI-MILLIONAIRE HOLLYWOOD HUMANITARIAN. THIS LITTLE PR STUNT WILL MAKE HER EVEN RICHER IN A MATTER OF WEEKS. ITS JUST BUSINESS. Say thet reminds me. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for any of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. Cashing in on the PR and getting even richer the following year. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. Their bogus efforts to make the world a better place can not possibly succeed. Any ‘humanitarian’ progress made in one area will be lost in another. EVERY SINGLE TIME. IT ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. Now, there are commercial ties between nearly every industry and every public figure. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘good will’ BS. ITS A LIE. If you fall for it, then you’re a fool. If you see any real difference between the moral character of a celebrity, politician, attorney, or executive, then you’re a fool. WAKE UP PEOPLE. ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. The 1% club will always say or do whatever it takes to get as rich as possible. Without the slightest regard for anything or anyone but themselves. Vioxx. Their idea. Sub-prime. Their idea. NAFTA. Their idea. Outsourcing. Their idea. The commercial lobbyist. Their idea. The multi-million dollar lawsuit. Their idea. $200 cell phone bills. Their idea. $200 basketball shoes. Their idea. $30 late fees. Their idea. $30 NSF fees. Their idea. $20 DVDs. Their idea. Subliminal advertising. Their idea. The MASSIVE campaign to turn every American into a brainwashed credit card, pharmaceutical, love-sick, celebrity junkie. Their idea. All of which concentrate the world’s wealth and resources and wreak havok on society. All of which have been CREATED AND ENDORSED by celebrities, athletes, and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘ good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

  15. Lemmy Caution

    Jay Leno just called, he wants Drew to return his chin.

  16. trina<3


  17. greed is ruining the world

    #65. Truxter
    I can’t tell you how wonderful it is to read something that expresses exactly how I feel. I was just saying that I need to find other people who feel the same way. What you wrote is what I am PASSIONATE about. It is probably the biggest cause I want to work for as I believe that greed is truly the root of almost every human made problem in this world. You are not alone. I wrote this recently: (it’s an excerp)

    It most certainly is not right that some idiot celebrity makes $40 million a year for making a movie or a cd when a fire fighter who saved 10 lives and put theirs at risk day in and day out never expecting a room full of applause, a golden statue, staff to wipe their ass, constant attention and recognition and a giant cheque makes only $40,000 a year. The world is a mess and these celebrities live the most unreasonable, self centered, materialistic, lives imaginable and they waste the most incredilbe potentital to make a difference and really give back (throwing a little money at charities is not giving back, choosing to live in a normal sized house and turning your ridiculous giant mansion into a shelter for abused women or a home for children with cancer that would be giving back). Kids go to school without a lunch and die of poverty ever second in this world yet Miley Cyrus some Disney manufactured child product is a multi millionaire? WHAT THE FUCK?
    (pardon my profanity, I am a mild manered peace loving person but, I vent my anger and frustrations here)

    I hope to someday write a book about the EPIDEMIC OF GREED, under a pen name (as fame and recognition are the kryptonite to charity and benevolence) and I would donate the proceeds to charity.

    I find all the greed in this world so depressing mainly because the public is basically growing the wealth of these heinous glutons by buying their books and cd’s and seeing their movie’s and concerts. Very few people seem to see the truth, instead they aspire to be a millionaire or billionaire too. They don’t see how revolting it is that people live in such heinous gluttony while so many live with nothing. Schools and hospitals (health and education, the essentials in life) struggle for funding yet celebrities and overpaid CEO’s own 10 cars and 5 mansions. Even one mansion is unacceptable. This mass greed is destroyoing the world. I get so upset about it I feel like I’m going to burst. It’s heartbreaking and it’s so alarmaing that very few people get it. Even among my peers very few people seem to understand this obvious truth.

    However I refuse to give up and I will spend my life standing up for the causes I believe. I can tell you won’t give up either. It is so reasuring to see that there are other people who feel the same way and want to do more than whine about it.

    If you ever create a website or write a book, an article or anything please come here and tell us about it. In fact do you have a website? A youtube site? I would love to start a online community or a website with other people who feel the same way. Do you have any information about other people who feel this way? Are there any websites?

    There is hope. Keep believing. “BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD”

  18. trixie jones

    hey truxtor (65), guess whose idea paper money was, too? by caring so much about money you are falling right into their trap more than anyone who reads celeb sites. just look at the top 1%… they have all that money, but rarely are they happy. studies prove that the happiest people alive today are actually pretty poor. the LAST THING “they” want is people who stop caring about material good for once and focus on doing whatever makes them happy. you are right greed is the downfall of the human race, but i am willing to bet u only wrote that huge entry bc you are poor or not as rich as you’d like to be. get over it. spend whatever money u have on vacations, hobbies, family… etc… that’s what life is about. not cars, clothes, bling bling… whatever shit they try to sell to people as what they should strive to have.

  19. greed is ruining the world

    #69. The concern is that that money could be going to hospitals, to shelters, to developping countries, to scholarships and to housing efforts. So it’d s not about being obsessed with money it’s wanting to see change in the world and realizing that that change UNFORTUNATELY requires MONEY, lots and lots of it. You can’t feed children, build homes or cure illnesses without funding. It’s actually incredibly selfish to just focus on what makes YOU happy and not be concerned with important causes. I have NO desire to be rich, I think it is mentally and emotionally unhealthy to be rich. I love life tremendously and am so happy in love, in my comftorable modest little home, with family, with my work and most all because I know the joy of being a giving and non-selfish person and I love being passionate about change, without challenges we would never have accomplishments and life is about overcoming obstacles and making a difference. Half my family is and they have no more happiness. Unfortunately if you consider the giant deficit of problems in the world what the happy, generous, non-wealthy can give as pure and meaningful as it is is not able to make a very large difference. Do you have any idea how much money it will take to rebuild the New Orleans ans that’s just a TINY little sector of our world. $10 million rebuilds a block, that’s it. I didn’t invent the concept of money but, it is what it is and being ignorant or sticking your head in the sand is the worst thing you can do. Apathy is the real danger. Very few people are evil and sadistic but, most people just say FUICK IT AIN’T MY PROBLEM. That’s exactly what celebrities say about all the poverty in the world and that’s exactly what many of the poor and middle class say about the wealthy.

    If you think that those who are passionate about imnportant causes aren’t happy then you have a very twisted view of happiness. There are few greater feeling than caring deeply about charity and change.

    Problems in this world will not go away idf we ignore them and many people need and deserve our help. if you really think about you’ll se that as much as money comes up in discussions about greed, that greed really is not about money, it’s about people and what they value and how they choose to avoid life and choose to be selfish rather than giving. Just like bullets, money is not the almighty problem, people are the problem and they need to learn to change. If there was no money the privelledged would hoard whatever they could get their hands on, if there were no guns people would use knives, if there were no knives people would use stones and if there were no stones no objects at all to throw then they would use their fists because it’s people that are the problem not objects or currency.

    Life is about GIVING and standing up for what you believe in and trying to leave the world a better place than you found it.

  20. greed is ruining the world

    Just to add, I can’t speak for Truxter but, as someone who agrees with what he wrote I wanted to reply based on my own feelings and beliefs. Also please pardon all the typos I wrote this very quickly and didn’t proof read.

  21. Ashleigh

    you people make me sick. when I looked at these photos I thought wow, aren’t they cute together? they look like they’re having a great time…
    stop focussing on what’s bad about their looks and stuff!!
    jesus christ i bet most of you look worse

  22. a perfect bikini body

  23. Vomit


  24. Nikky Raney

    I like her more since she got her breast reduction

  25. TJ

    the chin attacks with low hangin’ flapjacks.

  26. hermitcrabsalad

    Bet he phucks her in the ass so he doesn’t hafta look at her face!

  27. herbiefrog

    helpfully, you already took away the invective that we feel

    …which leaves us free
    …to feel the love… : )

    isn’t she cute )))


  28. Rico

    I love Drew and think she’s a beauty…but those tattoos are horrendous!

  29. He’s ugly… What? Will it be, Drew Long??? when they get married… It’s like the name Julia Goolia in the Wedding Singer… Drew, think twice, thrice… a hundred times… plus, the guy is UGLY!!! I pity you…

  30. hiswifeofcourse

    I liked Drew better when she was Fat. What happened to the curves?

  31. JUDY

    OKI SEE YA…..!!!!

  32. Jazz

    Okay, is it just me, or does Justin Long have one hell of a ghetto booty.

    and Drew Barrymore has never been to attractive in my eyes. who knows, maybe it’s the whole fact that she talks out of the side of her mouth like she just had a stroke and her teeth are the color of peanut butter. Not to mention. he boobs look horrid. yes, those tops DO look bad on everyone but.. they look even worse on shitty boobs, which she has. reminds me of my friends white trash mom. *shudders*

    But hey, Justin long. you’re doing Drew Barrymore, hmm. Tell ET I said hi.

  33. minnie

    she looks great, she was always the chubby girl, now shes slim, beautiful and looks comfortable in her own skin

  34. Mark

    Large sexy.I saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is really has a new baby?Is she really single now?

  35. tiffany


  36. tiffany


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