Drew Barrymore attempts to pick up Kevin Connolly – literally. He’s very small.
Drew Barrymore is looking to add “Elf Fucker” to her resume. She was recently seen hitting on Entourage star Kevin Connolly who wanted nothing to do with that, according to The National Enquirer:
Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together at the Laurel Tavern in Studio City, Calif, on Dec. 21. While Drew poured on the charm with touchy-feeling gestures, Kevin played it cool and barely showed her any affection at all.
“Drew was practically throwing herself at Kevin,” an eyewitness revealed. “They were at the tavern for almost two hours, and Drew was definitely the one initiating all the physical contact.”
You know, I really shouldn’t make fun of Drew Barrymore. She’s out there providing a charitable service to actors who would otherwise never get laid. Your Justin Longs, Tom Greens and an apparently picky Kevin Connolly. Beggars can’t be choosers, dawg.
Excuse me while I close my garage door on my hands for that last sentence. Bad Superficial Writer. Bad. No.