Did everybody catch Drew Barrymore presenting at The Golden Globes yesterday? I think a more fitting title for the show would have been Drew Barrymore’s Golden Globes. Get it? Because her breasts are enormous and she wasn’t wearing a bra. So then I made a reference to her boobs being globes. Golden globes. And the rest of the joke sort of wrote itself. Well actually I had to hire a guy from New York to help fill in the punchline, but that’s not important.
Drew Barrymore presents her Golden Globes
January 17th, 2006 // 54 Comments
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Drew’s big problem is that she chose that dress. Women with big breasts do not look good in that sort of dress. I’ve got ample bazoongas myself and I always stick with deep v-necks or low scoop necks–if you’ve got ‘em, flaunt ‘em. Otherwise they look like they are fighting to get free. And I always wear a bra. It looks like Drew has a figure very similar to mine, though at least I have a couple kids to show for it.
Sorry but I think considering her boobs are natural they sit exactly where they should sit. Anyone seen Britney lately?. I know she’s had a kid and everything but if anyone was in need of a bra…
I still think Drew should have worn a bra but at least they are not sitting in her knickers and from someone who has big boobs myself( might do a drew and get them reduced) I think she looks fine and I like the fact that she has no problems laughing at herself.
I’m reading these comments, and I’m LOL. Obviously, there are a lot of JEALOUS small-breasted women out there. Get over it! I do, however, don’t like to see a woman wearing no bra and a fabric like that covering the girls. I wouldn’t want to see a guy going commando in snug pants of that fabric. Yikes!
urgh, old saggy tits…i’ll pass – http://hollywoodsnark.com