Drew Barrymore presents her Golden Globes
Did everybody catch Drew Barrymore presenting at The Golden Globes yesterday? I think a more fitting title for the show would have been Drew Barrymore’s Golden Globes. Get it? Because her breasts are enormous and she wasn’t wearing a bra. So then I made a reference to her boobs being globes. Golden globes. And the rest of the joke sort of wrote itself. Well actually I had to hire a guy from New York to help fill in the punchline, but that’s not important.