Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex

July 7th, 2008 // 29 Comments

Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
“They are still friends,” a source close to Barrymore tells Us.

Okay, let’s be honest: no one outside of Justin Long’s penis cares about this news. I’d have more fun chewing on a live power line then talk about these two. In fact, I haven’t had breakfast yet, so if you’ll excuse me… *KA-ZZZZZZZZZAP* Oh, yeah, I made the right choice. I mean, who needs body hair or the ability to see in color anyway? Not this guy!

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  1. Miss Kitty

    First bitches!!!

  2. Octavian

    Oh no! What a tragedy!

  3. britney's weave

    so HOW many failed relationships has she had now?

  4. Tom Greene

    Drew goes through men these days the same way she used to do lines. Fast and Furious.

  5. Tom Cruise

    Leenie Soo is the pretiest!

  6. d

    so… drew is a black hole for relationships

    lets see how long it takes some douchebag make a really bad ‘hi, I’m a Mac’ joke in his comment

  7. numbers

    seventh

  8. Ralphie

    She changes boyfriends more often than she changes her panties

  9. Barely Stearn

    Justin Long is funny. Drew Barrymore can eat my shorts. Now I grant you that ain’t Shakespeare but damnit Drew Barrymore just ain’t worth the effort. I fart on Drew Barrymore.

  10. Randy McFlaps

    She’s not fat, but she looks fat, if you know what I mean.

  11. THis is 1000 times more interesting news then another Heidi and Spencer post. FYI.

  12. Secretary Not Sure

    Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…

    “Dr. Lexus” is the shit!

  13. Grunion

    PC is so loving this shit right now.

  14. policegirl

    Wait….someone had sex with Drew Barrymore and didn’t get nut cancer? Its a miracle!!

  15. Ted from LA

    It’s not you, it’s me.

  16. Hecubus

    ‘Justin, you know I care about you very much, you’re kind, funny and good looking, you’re everything a woman could want, but …. well, the magazines aren’t calling you the newest big thing anymore. I think you see my predicament. I really wanted this to work out but without you being touted as the newest star on the block I’m just not able to get the level of fame I was raised to constantly need without actually doing something to deserve it. Don’t cry Justin, this doesn’t have to be the end. If you have a son who becomes famous maybe I’ll give you a quick handjob when I come to pick him up for a date’

  17. JA

    Justin looks cold.

  18. sillysalamander

    she dumped him because he’s really Justin Short. hehehehehehe

  19. bubba gump

    i dont care
    they were cute togethz

  20. bubba gump

    i dont care
    they were cute togethz

  21. Thought they were cute!

    When I read this, I actually had an “aww” moment (second, actually). I thought they were cute together. Good luck to both of them.

  22. Laverne & Shirley

    She was married to Tom Green. “Awkward” is probably the only kind of sex she knows.

  23. Steffen

    She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

  24. whitenavel

    Macs suck.

  25. Seems like one of his movies will generally have 3 to 12x the entertainment value of one of hers. Including that last Herbie thing.

  26. Donovan

    It is always looked weird to see them together. It looks like a woman with her little brother or something. Even if he really isn’t that much younger than her, he looks it.
    She is one of the least interesting celebrities out there I think. Someone that acts like they have a lot to say but never says it. And she needs to pick which image she wants, the philosophical or the hollywood hootch. You can’t be both.

  27. Steffen is a Crisphy Nanos

    Stephen you are homosexual and a twink. I think I will kill you. LOL. Every time I log on to The Superficial, I see annoying posts by your faggot ass for R I C H F E L C H I N G .C O M, I can see many new topics talking about how Steffen rapes boys. He as also created a nice profile for seeking great man on boy action.

    FUCK YOU STEFFEN !

  28. Netsurfer

    Drew Barrymore comes in a close second to Kate Hudson when it comes to banging everything wearing pants in Hollywood.

  29. Gretchen Weiners

    hi i’m a mac… and i’m a pc

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