Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
“They are still friends,” a source close to Barrymore tells Us.
Okay, let’s be honest: no one outside of Justin Long’s penis cares about this news. I’d have more fun chewing on a live power line then talk about these two. In fact, I haven’t had breakfast yet, so if you’ll excuse me… *KA-ZZZZZZZZZAP* Oh, yeah, I made the right choice. I mean, who needs body hair or the ability to see in color anyway? Not this guy!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Miss Kitty | July 8, 2008 at 9:43 am
First bitches!!!
Octavian | July 8, 2008 at 9:43 am
Oh no! What a tragedy!
britney's weave | July 8, 2008 at 9:44 am
so HOW many failed relationships has she had now?
Tom Greene | July 8, 2008 at 9:55 am
Drew goes through men these days the same way she used to do lines. Fast and Furious.
Tom Cruise | July 8, 2008 at 9:59 am
Leenie Soo is the pretiest!
d | July 8, 2008 at 10:03 am
so… drew is a black hole for relationships
lets see how long it takes some douchebag make a really bad ‘hi, I’m a Mac’ joke in his comment
numbers | July 8, 2008 at 10:07 am
seventh
Ralphie | July 8, 2008 at 10:13 am
She changes boyfriends more often than she changes her panties
Barely Stearn | July 8, 2008 at 10:26 am
Justin Long is funny. Drew Barrymore can eat my shorts. Now I grant you that ain’t Shakespeare but damnit Drew Barrymore just ain’t worth the effort. I fart on Drew Barrymore.
Randy McFlaps | July 8, 2008 at 11:08 am
She’s not fat, but she looks fat, if you know what I mean.
Famous Plastic | July 8, 2008 at 11:58 am
THis is 1000 times more interesting news then another Heidi and Spencer post. FYI.
Secretary Not Sure | July 8, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…
“Dr. Lexus” is the shit!
Grunion | July 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
PC is so loving this shit right now.
policegirl | July 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Wait….someone had sex with Drew Barrymore and didn’t get nut cancer? Its a miracle!!
Ted from LA | July 8, 2008 at 1:28 pm
It’s not you, it’s me.
Hecubus | July 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm
‘Justin, you know I care about you very much, you’re kind, funny and good looking, you’re everything a woman could want, but …. well, the magazines aren’t calling you the newest big thing anymore. I think you see my predicament. I really wanted this to work out but without you being touted as the newest star on the block I’m just not able to get the level of fame I was raised to constantly need without actually doing something to deserve it. Don’t cry Justin, this doesn’t have to be the end. If you have a son who becomes famous maybe I’ll give you a quick handjob when I come to pick him up for a date’
JA | July 8, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Justin looks cold.
sillysalamander | July 8, 2008 at 4:48 pm
she dumped him because he’s really Justin Short. hehehehehehe
bubba gump | July 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
i dont care
they were cute togethz
bubba gump | July 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm
i dont care
they were cute togethz
Thought they were cute! | July 8, 2008 at 9:01 pm
When I read this, I actually had an “aww” moment (second, actually). I thought they were cute together. Good luck to both of them.
Laverne & Shirley | July 8, 2008 at 10:19 pm
She was married to Tom Green. “Awkward” is probably the only kind of sex she knows.
Steffen | July 9, 2008 at 4:57 am
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
whitenavel | July 9, 2008 at 4:58 am
Macs suck.
Narcissist | July 9, 2008 at 5:23 am
Seems like one of his movies will generally have 3 to 12x the entertainment value of one of hers. Including that last Herbie thing.
Donovan | July 9, 2008 at 11:21 am
It is always looked weird to see them together. It looks like a woman with her little brother or something. Even if he really isn’t that much younger than her, he looks it.
She is one of the least interesting celebrities out there I think. Someone that acts like they have a lot to say but never says it. And she needs to pick which image she wants, the philosophical or the hollywood hootch. You can’t be both.
Steffen is a Crisphy Nanos | July 9, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Stephen you are homosexual and a twink. I think I will kill you. LOL. Every time I log on to The Superficial, I see annoying posts by your faggot ass for R I C H F E L C H I N G .C O M, I can see many new topics talking about how Steffen rapes boys. He as also created a nice profile for seeking great man on boy action.
FUCK YOU STEFFEN !
Netsurfer | July 9, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Drew Barrymore comes in a close second to Kate Hudson when it comes to banging everything wearing pants in Hollywood.
Gretchen Weiners | July 9, 2008 at 11:51 pm
hi i’m a mac… and i’m a pc