Drew Barrymore has crazy sex

drew_barrymore_thumb1.jpgStrokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, who is dating Drew Barrymore, was asked by Jane magazine about the craziest place he’d had sex. Moretti said: “I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to ‘La Boheme’ and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing. If we’d gone to the men’s room, people would’ve heard it and said, ‘Good on you, man.’ But we were in the ladies’ room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn’t help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy – he came in and was, like, ‘Just go.’ “

At one time the thought of Drew Barrymore having sex in a bathroom would have turned me on. Now it kinda creeps me out. The old woman probably called security because she saw Drew’s knockers flopping around on the bathroom floor. Or maybe it was because Fabrizio kept saying “Yo Drew, you got some wicked big titties.”