Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, who is dating Drew Barrymore, was asked by Jane magazine about the craziest place he’d had sex. Moretti said: “I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to ‘La Boheme’ and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing. If we’d gone to the men’s room, people would’ve heard it and said, ‘Good on you, man.’ But we were in the ladies’ room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn’t help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy – he came in and was, like, ‘Just go.’ ”
At one time the thought of Drew Barrymore having sex in a bathroom would have turned me on. Now it kinda creeps me out. The old woman probably called security because she saw Drew’s knockers flopping around on the bathroom floor. Or maybe it was because Fabrizio kept saying “Yo Drew, you got some wicked big titties.”
ESQ | January 20, 2006 at 10:03 am
It is almost like getting caught by your mother or worse, your grandmother…Oh well I guess that old lady never shagged any where different.
betterthanyou | January 20, 2006 at 10:34 am
old people ruin everything
Realistic | January 20, 2006 at 10:56 am
Fabrizio should be careful. Drew gave Tom Green ball cancer.
Shaun | January 20, 2006 at 11:06 am
Her face, neck and hair in that picture looks like a doll head you see at the salon. Or Al Snow’s “Head” in WWE. :D.
ghostwriter | January 20, 2006 at 11:38 am
Yellin’, laughin’
Tryin’ hard to act smart
You put ‘em under pressure
And you watch ‘em fall apart!
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These two have identical DNA profiles and the same shoe size. Throw pearls before swine, and you end up in the toilet, having sex, like Gina and Fernando.
DEVO | January 20, 2006 at 11:47 am
Amen, ghostwriter. The genetic imperative — forgive the pun — drew these two huboons together. It would be mutated providence if their toilet tryst yielded a love child named Porcelain or Comet. The scubbing bubbles of devolution always scour the cultural landscape, ridding the world of gritty intellectualism and leaving behind a shiny, polished veneer of mediocrity. Remember, celebrities work hard so you don’t have to.
Spindoc | January 20, 2006 at 11:59 am
They went into the bethroom hoping that it’s smells would cover up their own.
badattitood | January 20, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I like Drew and all that, but only the most disgusting slags screw in a public toilet.
Larry | January 20, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Quote:
“If we’d gone to the men’s room, people would’ve heard it and said, ‘Good on you, man.’ ”
“Good on you?” Great to see that Drew, like Madonna, has suddenly turned British.
Spindoc | January 20, 2006 at 1:17 pm
And just think, while they were screwing Drew could tell him all her stories about being an 11 year old coke whore and her wild fourway with Emilio Estevez,the lead singer of Spandau Ballet and Stacy Q, back in the 80′s.
bluecanary | January 20, 2006 at 1:26 pm
The “good on you, man” quote was said by Moretti, not Drew Barrymore. The entry is part of an interview with Moretti, as you can see by reading.
SoCalGal420 | January 20, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Just two quick things:
1)To Larry and other Americans who have never been outside their podunk towns: Some people pick up accents just by virtue of being around other people different from themselves; i.e. Madonna married a British man and lives in Britain, how could she NOT pick up the accent? Same thing with Gwen and Chris, especially b/c she’s an actress who’s “played” British several times, it’s probably easy to fall into.
What’s retarded about this country is that I, as a Black chick have to be OK with, and even be somehow impressed by “wiggers”, when I myself do not speak that way. It’s like it’s “cool” to be a wigger but to pick up a European accent? “OMG, the pretention! fuckin commie! You hate America!” What the FUCK? Shut up, and go kick it overseas a while and see what you can’t learn; fuckin rednecks!
2)To Spindoc: For REAL!? Is there somewhere you can show me that info? A link? Thanks!
KMac | January 20, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Mental Note: when screwing in public, use the men’s bathroom.
mrschickee | January 20, 2006 at 2:30 pm
I am shivering with the idea of how many funguses you can get from humping on a public potty.
Larry | January 20, 2006 at 2:34 pm
“To Larry and other Americans who have never been outside their podunk towns:”
Is New York City a podunk town? I hadn’t realized, and this is particularly funny from someone who calls herself SoCalGal (LA itself is just an enormous aggregate of podunk towns and slums, not a city).
“Madonna married a British man and lives in Britain, how could she NOT pick up the accent?”
Go ahead, pull the other one! How interesting that I know literally scores of Brit and Australian expats living in the city, including many who married Americans, and none of them talk like New Yorkers. If you think this anything but dopey pretension, you sorely misunderstand the issue.
“It’s like it’s “cool” to be a wigger but to pick up a European accent? “OMG, the pretention!”
Funny, I don’t recall telling you that you have to like wiggers. Anyway, if people around you think wiggers are cool, then you are surely in podunk CENTRAL.
Larry | January 20, 2006 at 2:36 pm
“The entry is part of an interview with Moretti, as you can see by reading.”
Sorry, you are right. I obviously don’t read my celebrity gossip as closely as you do.
BEAM | January 20, 2006 at 3:22 pm
“Madonna married a British man and lives in Britain, how could she NOT pick up the accent?”
I know what you mean. One time I ate dinner at a Chinese restaurant; I couldnt stop switiching R’s and L’s for weeks. LOL. It was so comical.
spliff | January 20, 2006 at 4:05 pm
good on you = stiff upper lip britannia
good on you, man = drugged up new yorker (insert stereotype)
also why the hell did they go to the Opera in the first place
SoCalGal420 | January 20, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Larry: For the record, I live in Seattle, not LA. Since your entire bio was not posted on here, I had no way of knowing you’re from NYC, which completely explains the “know-it-all” attitude you present here. I’ve come to realize many New Yorkers think there’s nothing outside of it, but surprise! There is!
Your second comment: Did I say “Everyone EVERYWHERE picks up accents?” No, I don’t believe I did. Also, the “scores” of Europeans and UK dwellers you seem to be BFF with probably lived there most of their lives; hence, no accent change. Madonna and Gwenyth are “actresses”, meaning they’re probably more in tune with people and their mannerisms, including accents and figures of speech. To dumb it down a little: So if in, like, my “podunk” West Coast capacity I, like, went to NYC and used all the slang there and was an utter asshole for no reason, am I being fake? What happened to “When in Rome..?” being aceptable?
Wiggers aren’t cool to anyone in my sphere of influence or my circles of friends. There is a general fascination with all things “ghetto” right now worldwide and I have to listen to people like Joan Rivers say “bling bling”; I was referring more specifically to that than to white people who “think they’re Black”.
sedation | January 20, 2006 at 6:35 pm
I hope everyone doesn’t think all New Yorkers are assholes like Larry.
Linnea | January 20, 2006 at 6:38 pm
I think they’re an adorable couple.
So I’m not going to make fun of them. Because they’re that cute. Like little pink unicorns.
Captain Awesome | January 20, 2006 at 7:49 pm
“Yo Drew, you got some wicked big titties.”
hahahahaha
Johnny Be Good | January 20, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Drew Barrymore needs to lose 15 pounds ASAP.
Allie4lfe | January 21, 2006 at 5:37 am
Also remember this.. she had a breast reduction and she still has big boobs!!
slinkhard | January 21, 2006 at 6:07 am
‘But we were in the ladies’ room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn’t help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy – he came in and was, like, ‘Just go.’ “‘
‘Tinkle’? What a pair of retards.
Viola | January 21, 2006 at 8:53 am
“Good on you?” Great to see that Drew, like Madonna, has suddenly turned British.
Why does Drew get blamed for something her boyfriend said? ;o)
spamnews | January 21, 2006 at 8:39 pm
I’m sickened as usual from this atrocious little pud. Let’s face it, when there was no publicity coming out of them getting busted by the security guard, Drew had to send her BF out to the media to drop the bomb. A media slut, too.
Anyway I’ve done it in both men’s and lady’s and prefer the latter cause women aim better, and actually flush, so there’s no pee on the toilet seat and a display of the huge turd someone just coughed up, as if it were a memento or a frikken museum piece.
taniableu | January 21, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Why don’t Americans say ‘good on you’?
Every other english speaking country does. Ah maybe thats why, Americans don’t speak english, they speak AMERICAN yo.
taniableu | January 21, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Why don’t Americans say ‘good on you’?
Every other english speaking country does. Ah maybe thats why, Americans don’t speak english, they speak AMERICAN yo.
blackblackheart | January 22, 2006 at 2:04 am
Linnea
The only pink unicorns I’ve ever seen were NOT (at least at the time) having sex in a public washroom.
Don'tPanic | January 22, 2006 at 3:31 pm
RE Comment 19: Madonna is an actress?? I had no idea.
I am sure they could find some place better to get it on than the bathroom…ewwww
pokeydonut | January 22, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Kids, they have a song called Meet Me In The Bathroom. What do you expect?
Linnea | January 23, 2006 at 8:29 am
Blackblackheart: And that makes them just that much more adorkable.
khaus | January 26, 2006 at 12:29 am
How about being told that you were conceived in a bathroom because an opera you went to was boring? How depressing would that be? (no matter the cultural slant) That, in addition to a “Hollywood” children’s name would be a perscription for suicide!
sarakai | January 26, 2006 at 1:05 am
SoCalGal420, you got some deep rage. Some guy you never even met makes a one sentence comment on Madonna having a british accent and you start spilling about Americans being stupid and how everyone’s against you cos you’re black! You need to take a chill pill and sit the fuck down.
Yeh, I can totally see your logic- Madonna has a british accent so Larry is an America hating communist, totally makes sense. On second thoughts forget the chill pill and head straight on down to the loony bin, you’re nuts!
HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 7:28 pm
wow, she’s desperate, huh? http://hollywoodsnark.com