Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page are kissing

The Superficial / September 10, 2009

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page lock lips and pretend to have some sort of pseudo-lesbian relationship in the October issue of Marie Claire. Except what’s teased as a “curiously intimate chitchat” with the two only includes talk of backpacking through Romania and absolutely no mention of me wearing a bear costume and holding the camera. Lesbianism? I calculate not.