It’s about time somebody had the guts to accurately portray the size of Drew Barrymore’s breasts. Now if only they could do the same thing for Anna Nicole Smith’s brain. Although it’s a bit more difficult to create a black hole than it is to stuff a bra.
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HollyJ | January 24, 2006 at 1:07 am
Is that a breastpancake or are you just happy to see me?
Shaun | January 24, 2006 at 1:13 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – they start poking the areola area. :D
Captain Awesome | January 24, 2006 at 1:16 am
That could have been really good, but SNL did it.
So it was not.
Slappy san | January 24, 2006 at 1:21 am
gotta love Drew
hafaball | January 24, 2006 at 2:59 am
looks like Lauren Micheals is reading The Superficial…you guys have made it to the bigs.
Spindoc | January 24, 2006 at 8:02 am
I’ll give Drew credit that she is cool enough to poke fun at herself…..now my message to SNL, “Just stop, it’s time, I know you want to keep going, but it’s like when your gradmother was 98 and still wanted to drive, sometimes you need to know when it’s time to just end something…and that time was 1987″
jennjenn70 | January 24, 2006 at 8:15 am
She’s great!! What other female star would go on SNL and nake fun of themselves that way??? I can’t think of one. She is a class act…no matter how droopy her boobs are.
Drew Rocks!
Binky | January 24, 2006 at 8:43 am
Yeah and what female star would marry TOM GREEN between medications ?!
(Actually I think it’s ‘Lorne’ Micheals – although I understand he spends a lot of time in drag.)
juicylips | January 24, 2006 at 9:17 am
Drew is so anti hollywood. Thats why shes cool and thats why she has real boobs that sag.
ESQ | January 24, 2006 at 9:41 am
Poor girl barely 30 and her tits are heading in her shoes
ESQ | January 24, 2006 at 9:49 am
OK, I finally after some technicial difficulties reviewed the SNL skit with Drew. She is so cool that she can poke fun of herself and have fun. She still should wear a bra though as noted in my previous comment.
Becca | January 24, 2006 at 9:50 am
Watching that skit has just made my day even though SNL should go off air while there still ahead. But none the less they are still good for some things :P
Populist | January 24, 2006 at 11:05 am
Have to agree with Spindoc. SNL has been absolutely horrible for years now. Past time to pull the plug, even if they can come up with something funny now and then.
andrewthezeppo | January 24, 2006 at 11:38 am
Oh hey look at me, I’m so scene because I say Saturday Night Live is past its prime. Wow I think that’s the most original opinion that has ever been stated on the topic of SNL I should get a Nobel Prize.
spamnews | January 24, 2006 at 12:28 pm
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Posted by Slappy san on January 24, 2006 01:21 AM
gotta love Drew
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I hope that isn’t true because I just got over the last case of crotch rot she left on that tilet seat.
The dumb little pud couldn’t even keep her lines straight, mixing up the two anchors’ names. Great work, Drew.
Let’s face it, when you play the smart one in Charlies Angels because you are even uglier than Lucy Liu, making fun of yourself is just a career move. There is nothing humble about this.
HeeHaw | January 24, 2006 at 1:39 pm
“Drew is so anti hollywood. Thats why shes cool and thats why she has real boobs that sag…”
Oh come on now……for real……..she has a star on the Walk of Fame, has made her living working in Hollywood since she was a tot, her ancestors were major players in the days of Old Hollywood, she posed for Playboy, and is a TOTAL attention whore, with way too much overexposure going on. She’s been on the cover of every magazine out there…three times apiece….and has been on every late night talk show….a dozen times…in between flashing her boobs on Letterman’s desk. She lives in L.A., hangs in L.A., and at least two of her several ex husbands are/were actors…who live in L.A.
So let me get this straight….Drew Barrymore, *anti* Hollywood?? Maybe we’re not talking about the same Drew here! She’s ALL about Hollywood. Hell, she IS Hollywood. And there’s nothing wrong with that…in fact, that’s pretty damn cool. ;) But let’s at least be honest here…
Whatup | January 24, 2006 at 2:26 pm
I just want to stick my head inbetween them big ones and go brrrrrr.
Spindoc | January 24, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Well according to andrewthezeppo I can’t dislike SNL now because the only reason I dislike it is because I’m trying to be trendy and cool. I do have to say that with that attitude no TV shows would ever be cancelled because you could never dislike anything because to do so would just mean you were trying to be cool and Trendy. The fact is Andrew, in my opinion SNL drags out their skits too long, they find a good idea or character then run it into the ground, They overuse unfunny characters and would have been much better off years ago if they had stuck to a length of 1 hour instead of trying to fill up 1 1/2 hours. If my not liking a program that I have watched since my childhood because I feel that their best days are behinde them means I’m trying to be trendy and cool…well then I guess I’ll just have to live with being trendy and cool because I think SNL is way past it’s prime.
Evangelia | January 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I love Drew. She is beautiful and I love the fact that she always talks in that little-girl voice. It could be annoying, but with Drew, it’s not.
HughJorganthethird | January 24, 2006 at 6:59 pm
SNL would be alot better if Tina and Amy made out at the end of every weekend update.
way better.
blackblackheart | January 24, 2006 at 7:44 pm
OMG!!!!
Drew Barrymore is my favourite celebrity. What a girl, she has an amazing sense of humour.
CelebGossipAficionado | January 24, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Drew has a beautiful personality and body. It’s a shame that STD mongers like Paris Hilton get the lions share of the press.
Thin & Wicked | January 25, 2006 at 1:17 am
You guys just can’t handle a young talented starlet who just happens to play soccer…with her tits.
sarakai | January 25, 2006 at 5:01 am
I like it, it’s got class!!!
poos'n'wees'n'bumblebees | January 25, 2006 at 5:09 pm
“It’s about time somebody had the guts to accurately portray the size of Drew Barrymore’s breasts.”….- muh? Somebody??? Thats Drew isnt it? Mocking her OWN breasts…hmmmm, yeah lucky SOMEBODY finally mocked Drew.
celebshooter | February 5, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Look for Drew’s post here:
http://sexycelebrities.blogspot.com
HollywoodSnark | December 14, 2006 at 1:39 pm
yeah, and half the time she isn’t wearing a bra – http://hollywoodsnark.com