Drew Barrymore Is (Probably) Pregnant

February 22nd, 2012 // 28 Comments
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Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is fucking terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and eventually one of those five minutes will involve Dane Cook so now we owe it to this kid to make sure she gets an abortion or never be able to look each other in the eyes ever again. That said, I think we can all agree the more likely scenario is she simply broke into a doctor’s office and stole Reese Witherspoon‘s ultrasound results. It just makes the most sense.

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  1. Hook Er

    That was a long gestation period for little Gertie. Will the doctor lure the little bugger out with reese’s pieces?

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    Carrion Lately
    Commented on this photo:

    T-shirt and jeans are more her speed, stick with what works.

  3. Cock Dr

    Aren’t there a number of B list celebs about ready to pop their buns out of the oven?
    Jessica Simpson will probably issue forth an enormous corn dog. The delivery room will smell like the food tent at a county fair.

  4. CranAppleSnapple

    Aw. Love her.

    • She’s absolutely adorable, isn’t she?

      However, the hair and the dress & jewelry need work. She’s usually so stylish, don’t know who recommended this train wreck.

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    sid
    Commented on this photo:

    scary teeth

  6. hijkmno

    she’ll make a great ma but she’s gonna get as big as a house.

  7. NewGuy

    I want to stick my penis in her vagina before she becomes as huge as a house after the pregnancy.

  8. Schmidtler

    wow, considering Drew Barrymore is borderline retarded, has abused drugs and alcohol prolificly her whole life, and is over 40 years old, it’s just about a stone cold lock the kid will be some kind of retarded elephant man, no? she’ll probably have to keep it caged up in her basement.

    • In what universe is Drew Barrymore over 40 years old?

      • Schmidtler

        oh gee, sorry, she’s 38. considering she’s been an alcoholic and using cocaine since she was 6 years old, it’s amazing she doesn’t look like she’s 90 by now.
        I do find it amusing the only comment expressing outrage over me saying her kid will be a crazy cage bound retard was over my getting her age wrong by 2 years though.

      • Wow, you looked it up and you still got it wrong. She’s 37 today.

    • Yeah, all those years of sobriety following her earlier abuses and her successful career as an actress and owning her own production company will totally doom that kid. You do realize she stopped doing drugs a long, long time ago, yes?

      There, that better?

      • Sliver

        TomFrank…it’s unusual that you are defending someone who isn’t jewish…is Drew Barrymore jewish or something? –Oh wait, her current man is. Okay, I get it.

    • Mama Pinkus

      She’s been clean a long time – Ms. Barrymore has always been open about the demons of her youth, and she has not yet hit 40. By all accounts, she seems like a nice gal; why are you so ugly towards her?

  9. I’d just like to point out that ultrasound is used for scanning other things besides pregnant wombs. Although I will grant you that they don’t usually give you printouts of your kidneys so you can show other people where the stone is. (Then again, I didn’t think to ask.)

    • Maggie

      I had this same thought. It’s not like the whole technology was invented for looking at babies. They’d probably give you a printout of whatever if you pressed it, they print them out on the same paper supermarkets use for receipts.

    • I got a printout when I had my gallbladder scanned.

      That being said I wouldn’t be surprised if she were pregnant, these things do happen.

  10. SeeAlice

    She has never looked hot .

    • I’m sorry that you apparently suffered a traumatic brain injury at some point in your life. It can’t be easy living with a disability.

  11. Frank Burns

    I’m more interested in the time machine Drew apparently built, that let her travel back to 1970 to buy horrid clothing.

  12. Sliver

    And what happened to her neck, she’s in her 30′s not 60′s.

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    Joe Sage
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m knocked up! Hmmm… I think I’ll launch my own wine brand to celebrate!

  14. herbiefrog

    gorgeous and just the girl next door…

    [[hey drew... is that you next door ? ]]

    she deserves every happiness, it hasn’t been easy
    50 first dates?
    every one the start of something great…

    hang tough drew… you’ll be FINE… ))

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