Dr. Phil chimes in on Britney – Huzzah!

January 31st, 2008 // 54 Comments

Dr. Phil showed up on The View this morning to stick his mug once again into the latest Britney Spears fiasco. Ok! Magazine reports:

“I don’t think [Spears' current hospitalization] surprises anybody. All I’ve ever try to do is help. By that I don’t mean doing therapy, because I don’t do that anymore, but I’ve always felt like let’s get her to the right kinds of professionals–ones that could provide psychological and psychiatric support. I don’t know the circumstances of how she wound up in the hospital today, but if it’s moving in that direction, that could be a good thing.”

Dr. Phil was also pimping his Britney story on Good Morning America and The Today Show earlier in the week. Dr. Phil likes feeling relevant. Otherwise he turns into the Incredible Hulk and eats children. No, really, I read it on Wikipedia. Or was it the bathroom stall I wrote on last week? I get the two confused.

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  1. walter johnson

    first

  2. walter johnson

    first

  3. walter johnson

    first

  4. srg

    fingers crossed, no britney news for two weeks! yipppppeeeee

  5. The Office Whore

    walter, walter, walter….. how did it feel? like your first time? good for you…. a bit disappointing for us…

  6. Pass The Vinigger

    This motherfucker needs hair club for men. Stop talking about this train wreck and worry about your egg head, egg head!

  7. Cristian

    ALL OF YOU,,,GET A LIFE!!!

  8. Wait, so is she actually crazy this time or is this just another temporary break staged by the paps to keep her from calling about her starbucks trips every 15 minutes?

  9. p0nk

    walter, something tells me you leave her a little unsatisfied.

  10. The Beer Baron

    Whatever happened to good old doctor-patient privacy?

  11. Ript1&0

    Damn it Fish, how many freakin times have I told you – they’re not supposed to know you’re British!! Now, taking off the pics of Kelly Price and what was the other bitch’s name… well, anyway, that helped. Huzzah – not helping.

    PS= It’s 11:35a and I still fucking hate Dr. Phil. More than ever.

  12. Didymus

    At least he admits that he hasn’t been doing therapy all this time.

  13. Didymus

    At least he admits that he hasn’t been doing therapy all this time.

  14. Ript1&0

    Hi DR. :)

    Ok.. I’m back out again. Heart you guys.

  15. Gerald_Tarrant

    He sounds like he is still spinning about when he talked to BritBrit last time.

    And for fuck’s sake Phil, with your cash you could get more realistic chompers. It looks like you have wooden teeth and chase Moby Dick (Brit, the great white whale). That’s right, I just called Dr. Pheel MaGroin George Washington. Bill & Ted’s forever.

    Why the fuck not, channel flipping got me American Gladiators and Knight Rider previews, net surfing got me an A-Team movie and New Kids on the Block concert news. It’s fucking 1985 all over again.

  16. Ok secret ballot… fill out this paper and tell me who wants to kick this fucker’s fake teeth out and put them in a Chicklets packet?

    Hey! Stop waving… I said secret ballot…

  17. Celeb Zaridiots

    Walter LOL that is fucking unintetionally hilarious. Great job.

    Dr.Phil I am pleased to tell you…

    YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER!!!!

    *cue music, confetti, applauding audience and camera shots of disapointed still fat people.

  18. Bigheadmike

    What can you expect from a tv personality?

  19. EuroNeckPain

    I can’t stand looking at his porcelain teeth. They don’t match the rest of the person and it is scary.

  20. I wish I could get my twat as shiney smooth as his head without having to pay that Asian lady to say “Dat looka liek it HUT”. Well not TOO shiney. I mean, I don’t wanna blind RichPort.

  21. Pass The Vinigger

    @20 good luck with that. So I assume you have a hairy twat? You can probably hear Guns and Roses “welcome to the jungle” when your drawers come off.

  22. 21 – Yeah that’s funny in a “go fuck yourself Vinigger, my twat is smooth as a 12 year old” way. Trouble with women? I wonder why.

  23. Phil McGraw Phd

    To: TheSuperficial.com

    There’s a reason that gerbils never try to chew on a tiger’s ball sack, son, but you must be the gerbil who did not get the memo.

    A midget shouldn’t try to use the main urinals without a stepstool and somebody clearly moved your stool, boy, because l see writing down on that wall. Low writing, like a wino signing an organ donor card in an alley in Manilla after a dozen San Miguels.

    Here I am extending a helping hand and all I get is a palmful of doodoo. I can wipe it off but you’ll still be that guy. Think about that, Chester.

    Sincerely
    –Dr. Phil

  24. Pass The Vinigger

    @22 I like twelve year olds. I apologize. I would love to see your twelve year old twat. Great, now I’m hungry.

  25. I buttered Zanna’s muffin just the other day, it was smoooooth as silk.

  26. woodhorse

    Phil Hartman’s UnFrozen Caveman Attorney – fabulous! Mr./Dr. Phil’s overinflated opportunistic self importance – irritating. They are both in the same vein though: no conscience.

  27. Lowlands

    I’m getting a bit tired lately about the whole BS thing.But at the moment i consider her as a comet.Though this comet is made out of 5% material and 95% is gas.Obviously a comet has a tail and in a way some people who are calling themselves ‘ friends’ are trying to have a piece of the tail.It’s just like real life in any society.I’m curious if dr. Phil is going to make this as the subject in his next show.

  28. Andy

    I could have respected Dr. Phil if he had stayed away from television, stuck with his therapy career, and continued to fuck young female patients. Just imagine how filthy hot the orgasms must have been if made them continue to recall their childhood traumas after he switched to Dr. Fill.

  29. Ang

    The scary thing: that’s his O-face.

  30. Sauron

    Dr.Phil revealed his real face to us.And i’m mother’s most dear compared with this face.

  31. Mindy

    Those dentures! Oh, the horror!

  32. FRT

    Hmmm…I think they should take the fake doc away in a straight-jacket!

    Now wouldn’t that be something…Phil & Brit sharing the same looney-bin!

  33. heat

    f$%% off you old prick

  34. heat

    f$%% off you old prick

  35. mong mong

    Lol, he’s one creeeeepppy looking man. With fake teeth.

  36. gg

    whats up with the eyes ……..

  37. Dick Dicks

    Dr. Phil has to say he doesn’t practice therapy anymore. He says this because without being liscensed, it’s illegal to be a therapist. Phillipe’s such a bastard.

    I’ve seen his show. It sure looks to me that he’s doing therapy. The people involved are classless human garbage, yeah, but still, it’s what he has the public expecting.

  38. Son-of D. Richards

    Licensed* And it’s illegal to practice therapy. Not illegal to be a therapist.

    Dick, you’re such a fucking loser.

  39. yogagirl

    omg this unlicensed huckster thinks HE knew more than the REAL DOCTORS at a top hospital and HE was just trying to help? Everyone knows he was just trying to “help” his ratings and his checkbook. The more he blabs trying to convince the world that just ain’t so the more obvious it becomes that it was. Pleasssseeeee!!!! Make him go awwaaaaayyyy!!!

  40. yogagirl

    omg this unlicensed huckster thinks HE knew more than the REAL DOCTORS at a top hospital and HE was just trying to help? Everyone knows he was just trying to “help” his ratings and his checkbook. The more he blabs trying to convince the world that just ain’t so the more obvious it becomes that it was. Pleasssseeeee!!!! Make him go awwaaaaayyyy!!!

  41. yogagirl

    omg this unlicensed huckster thinks HE knew more than the REAL DOCTORS at a top hospital and HE was just trying to help? Everyone knows he was just trying to “help” his ratings and his checkbook. The more he blabs trying to convince the world that just ain’t so the more obvious it becomes that it was. Pleasssseeeee!!!! Make him go awwaaaaayyyy!!!

  42. yogagirl

    omg this unlicensed huckster thinks HE knew more than the REAL DOCTORS at a top hospital and HE was just trying to help? Everyone knows he was just trying to “help” his ratings and his checkbook. The more he blabs trying to convince the world that just ain’t so the more obvious it becomes that it was. Pleasssseeeee!!!! Make him go awwaaaaayyyy!!!

  43. missywissy

    I’m the only one that will admit that I used to like Dr. Phil. I thought he was really good on Oprah, and I watched his show the first two years. He just… well let’s just say somebody could put a pin to his skull and his entire head would deflate. If he was really trying to help Brit, why would he publicize it??? I would never tell a friend’s woes to somebody else, especially ALL OF AMERICA. Dr. Phil has had his hayday, and should go home now.

  44. Lucy Lou

    Just shut the fuck up Dr Phil. I hate you.

  45. Lucy Lou

    Just shut the fuck up Dr Phil. I hate you.

  46. yukadoozer

    With all that dough why can’t you get that peridontal disease under control-his gums are ready to explode.

  47. ST evec

    To: Dr. Phil

    You are a douchebag

  48. ROFLMAOCOPTERSKATES

    boy im getting sick of seeing that ugly mug on the front page

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  50. Ted from LA

    #43,
    I think it takes courage to admit that you liked, and worse yet, watched Dr. Phil. He is a shuckster from the word go. The only thing slightly more slutty are the religion shucksters on Sunday mornings (or any other day of the week). I’m going to start a Church of Sarcasm and collect millions of dollars from dumb fucks across America. Of course, I will not call them dumb fucks, I’ll call them my “congregation.”

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