Dr. Drew knows how to handle Lindsay

Dr. Drew Pinsky is getting nailed with a shit-ton of criticism after making probably the greatest suggestion anyone could possibly make regarding Lindsay Lohan’s drug addiction. Via The Huffington Post:

“If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested,” prescribed Dr. Drew. “I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.”

Seriously, who would even think of having a problem with that? In fact, my only criticism would be to take it a step further and load it with fertilizer and maps of the White House. But that’s just me and my passion for battling addiction.