Dr. Drew: ‘Angelina Jolie’s a Heroin Addict’

December 21st, 2010 // 145 Comments

Wait. What was I talking about? — Oh, right, Dr. Boobs.

With a new talk show about to debut on HLN, Dr. Drew needed to make a bunch of bold, headline grabbing statements, so here he is telling The Huffington Post that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are heading for a massive “meltdown” because she’s a drug addict and he’s an emotionless robot which apparently is the only possible explanation for leaving Jennifer Aniston. That has to be it:

Just add up a couple things. There’s no such thing as ‘I was a heroin addict.’ That doesn’t exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she’s in recovery. And I don’t see any evidence that’s the case. So we’ve got one person who’s a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period. We have another person who has said things like, “Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that’s just her way of looking at things.” I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people’s emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they’re constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen.

So is Chelsea Handler having sex with Dr. Drew, too, or is Jennifer Aniston just giving him icejobs? Because I had a friend lose a penis that way and it’s nothing to joke about. That snowman’s still out there. Waiting…

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  1. wim

    but let’s not forget about the COCAINE, folks!!

  2. Pangulin

    Just as reminder this is the same quack who said Miley Cyrus needed to forget about working and just be with her family after her breakup with Liam. Oh wait, Miley didn’t have a family because they broke up, too! This is what happens when people take themselves too seriously because of a little notoriety. The spout crap out of their mouths because their asses are plugged up!

  3. janicethompson456

    hahah …..Angelina Jolie, a beautiful and sex women, i love the movie Mr and Mrs Smith very much, of course, especially the love between Brad Pitt
    and her…..

  4. Anon

    Somewhere Jennifer Aniston is reading Dr. Drew’s words about Angelina Jolie and masturbating to full orgasm.

  5. Sybianz

    Dr. drew needs to be choked the fuck out.

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    Lara
    Commented on this photo:

    o_o
    gorgeous

  7. Okay so:

    Angelina is a heroine Addict
    Chelsea Handler is a Crack head
    Martha Stewart is a lesbian
    Ellen DeGeneris is actually straight
    Mother Teresa is a Madame
    Sarah Palin is a closet Democrat

    Just because someone says something it doesnt’ mean it’s true. Drew’s statement is irresponsible and attention grabbing. Disgusting that he would be allowed to spew such garbage without reprimand from his TV network. I expect to hear Jolies Representatives file a motion or lawsuit against the tool.

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    angie
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    I don’t know if she’s on heroin. But she isn’t aging that well, considering, she’s not that old. maybe, she just needs to gain back some of her weight, too fill her face back out.

  9. Robert Acquafresca

    Do you think Angelina will sue him for his statements. I think not so that says all you need to know.

    Its like Lance Armstrong not suing those who claim he used steroids to win the Tour de Farce.

    Adopting a bunch of kids from foreign countries versus those in your own country shows that its all about the image. She could care less about those charities she gives her name to as it is done to get attention.

    When you adopts a white redneck baby from Alabama then I will believe her.

  10. Robert, I don’t know how her lack of sincerity with charity work has to do with her being accused of using heroine has to do with anything. You are right in that Jolie’s rep’s probably don’t care about what some Cable TV quack has to say. One other thing, denial doesn’t mean innocence. Pete Rose denied he betted on baseball, Mark McGuire denied using steroids, Lady Gaga denys being born a man but eventually they were or will be all shown to have lied. Jolie doesn’t CARE what people say about her. That’s obvious. Man stealer? She doesn’t give a shit because she stole the man she wanted. Incestuous with her brother? She don’t care, it got a lot of attention and her movie career really took off after that Oscar win. Cold heartless bitch? Good, keep thinking that so she won’t have hundreds of people begging at her feet for a handout.

    She fucked Billy Bob Thornton because at the time she wanted to. She doesn’t care about public opinion so long as her movies keep making her money and she continues to get roles, which won’t stop anytime soon.

    • lindsay

      i totally agree dante! angelina has lived her life EXACTLY the way shes wanted to! shes had an amazing career, shes one of hollywoods sexiest actresses, and no man (or woman) can ever resist her!

  11. neta

    i cant beleive the media is soo brutal and stupid god..
    i mean- she’s just a human.. like all the other people in the world
    why do they need to get unto her life like that?
    media is just a bunch of rapists and it makes me sick
    so she had a drugg addiction? what does it matter?
    i think she’s a great person and a smart actor
    and all this -”oh no.. Brad Pit is a imotional robot.. and she’s a druug addict.. ” is really lame.. i mean does the reporter life is fuckung better? i bet she\he is just a boring person who has nothing else to do with his fucked up life
    i support the sentence-
    leave angelina alone
    (or any other celebrity for that matter)

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