Doutzen Kroes jogging and other news

January 26th, 2010 // 68 Comments

- Sophie Monk thinks her camel-toe is more famous than her. [dlisted]

- Kristen Stewart shoots down Jared Leto. [Lainey Gossip]

- David Letterman starts “booking war” with Jay Leno. [PopEater]

- Michael Jackson getting the reverence he deserves. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan ties John Travolta for Most Opportunistic Use of Haiti tragedy. [Celebslam]

- Justin Timberlake is Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Man of the Year. [Just Jared]

- Katie Holmes wastes her annual allowance of laughter and joy at Sundance. It’s still January! [PopSugar]

- Amber Rose in a body condom. Not even joking. [Socialite Life]

- Chelsea Handler is single. [Betty Confidential]

- Denise Richards pities Charlie Sheen. [Splash News]

- Octomom celebrates her eight horrible decisions first birthday. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. Erica

    She’s a goddess. Way hotter than Miranda Kerr.

  2. Ken

    Not entirely sure who she is, but she looks like she’s doing a shampoo commercial.

  3. funbob

    Is it still mudsharking if the chick in question is European? I think over there they just call it ‘dating.’ EU regulations and all that.

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  5. CaptainMorgan

    I hate my life. SO not fair. I guess this is why I turn the lights off and close my eyes when I’m with my wife. Fantasy is SO much better than reality.

    Dammit!

  6. Tallahassee

    @53 Yes it’s still mudsharking.
    I don’t get why some people are so fucking offended

    Mudshark = A white woman who EXCLUSIVELY dates black guys.

    It’s weird and you know something’s up. Just like a guy who only dates asian women.

  7. ishi-san

    @ 15, 32: DUTCH does not equal DEUTSCH!!!
    Dutch means from the Netherlands, NOT Germany! (very very important difference!)

  8. sharkie

    This girl has the perfect body. She’s much prettier than Miranda, Giselle and the other ambrossia chick who have no curves at all.

  9. k

    @ 55 if you don’t like fucking your wife then divorce her. you don’t need her to jack off to your “fantasies”. let her be with a man her appreciates her, not compares her to the high standards of models. asshole.

  10. DOLLFACE

    WHITE TRASH. YUCK. TIRED OF SEEING PALE SKIN

  11. Kitty Furry

    Mudsharking? really? Racism is so lame..Does it make Prez Obama’s and Halle Berry’s moms a mudshark? You have so many mixed and lighter-colored blacks in America and Europe. Hmmmmm…plantation life must have been GLORIOUS…p.s. Asians don’t fuk their slaves – Tiger Woods got that shyt from somewhere else

  12. abby

    these pics are horribly staged and who the fuck is she….

  13. celebritiesarefunnay

    she looks just like a model…except she had a little more ASS

    very very nice…and she doesn’t even have to do that awkward Miranda Kerr butt thing.
    “look at me look at me. i’m gonna stick my ass out so I look like I have an ass without actually going on a run and shaping it up…even though really i just look like i’m gonna fart or take a dump”

  14. This girl has the perfect body. She’s much prettier than Miranda, Giselle and the other ambrossia chick who have no curves at all.

  15. This girl has the perfect body. She’s much prettier than Miranda, Giselle and the other ambrossia chick who have no curves at all.

  16. let her be with a man her appreciates her, not compares her to the high standards of models. asshole.

  17. This girl has the perfect body. She’s much prettier than Miranda, Giselle and the other ambrossia chick who have no curves at all.

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